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Old 01-30-2004, 06:47 AM   #1
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Exclamation It slices, It dices.....It can puncture your lung!!!!

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Old 01-30-2004, 07:18 AM   #2
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That. Is. F*cking. Hilarious!


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Old 01-30-2004, 07:20 AM   #3
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and that, my friends, is why you shouldnt buy katanas off of HSN.


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Old 01-30-2004, 07:21 AM   #4
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The irony slays me.

I wonder if that's real... Certainly got what he deserved for trying to sell sub-par products.
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Old 01-30-2004, 07:22 AM   #5
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and that, my friends, is why you shouldnt buy katanas off of HSN.
That's another reason why it's funny, but then again isn't it normally women that watch HSN? The only thing i've seen guys buy off of tv is the girls gone wild videos.


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Old 01-30-2004, 07:29 AM   #6
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I watch HSN when those guys are on. The shiny metal catches my attention. I enjoy those weapons.

Too bad they have +5 vs. Master.

*s*******
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:31 AM   #7
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Hahaha, i wanna call that hotline so i can get me one of those things!




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Old 01-30-2004, 09:56 AM   #8
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DAMN!!!!!!

Pokes Crow with it......HEY, it does puncture your lung!

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Old 01-30-2004, 10:03 AM   #9
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poor guy




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Old 01-30-2004, 10:30 AM   #10
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like woah
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:15 AM   #11
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and that, my friends, is why you shouldnt buy katanas off of HSN.
OH SURE, NOOOOOOOW YOU TELL ME.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-30-2004, 11:17 AM   #12
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what do you expect, the thing cost 45 dollars and was probably made of compressed beer cans or something.


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Old 01-30-2004, 01:01 PM   #13
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LOL @ XERXES


Geeze, I feel sorry for that sucker :P




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Old 01-30-2004, 01:31 PM   #14
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Old 01-30-2004, 02:01 PM   #15
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d'oh

it's lucky they got it on video cause i doubt the insurance company would have believed him without it.
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Old 01-30-2004, 02:27 PM   #16
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Ow. I don't think those are very good uses of money (44.95 + S&H + Doctor's bill + Hospital bills etc etc).


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Old 01-30-2004, 09:00 PM   #17
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Lol I saw that one on tv like 2 years ago.

was so tempted to buy one too


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Old 01-30-2004, 09:42 PM   #18
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LOL!!! Poor guy, that had to sting!
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:31 AM   #19
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Old 01-31-2004, 06:12 AM   #20
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"Right now we MAY need emergency surgery in the studio."

This guy probably never made the national honor society.
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Old 02-02-2004, 06:58 PM   #21
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You know... that guy kind of reminds me of the Star Wars Kid... only because both the guys are so retarded...

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Old 02-02-2004, 09:08 PM   #22
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