juuuuuuuuust saying hi

[Natty]

Just saying hi, to see if you guys are all well and keeping out of trouble.

*big smoochies*

Natty xoxoxo

[Mr Flibble]

I'm a good little boy.
I only read this thread 'cos I got bored, but then I was like, woah, a chick!

[Thrik]

Er, hi.

[muskawo]

You must be feeling pretty happy about ol' Delta and her winning the battle with cancer, eh? Now she just has to get rid of her terrible boyfriend.

[Das Mole]

hi natty!










<----- this smiley rocks

[Ernil]

So Natty. Tell us.






Is there life outside Forums? What's it like?

I always imagined it like a walk in the park on a warm Sunday morning, with the smell of french toast and muffin's in the air.


Ah, C'mon Natty. What's it like?

[Mr Flibble]

I imagine real life (god forbid social life) must be less interesting, less funny, but has a lot more sex.

[Orca Wail]

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
I'm a good little boy.
I only read this thread 'cos I got bored, but then I was like, woah, a chick!

hello? :wave:

Hey Natty! Please stay...

[Skinkie]

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
I imagine real life (god forbid social life) must be less interesting, less funny, but has a lot more sex.

More sex than the internet? Not bloody likely.

[Jared]

hi....natty....

someone said you were dead.

[Thrik]

Dude, that's thinking a little optimistically.

Just kidding!!

[Kjølen]

*Me licks Natty*
Staaaaaaaaaay, we wuv you.

[Natty]

Life's been good. I've been doing some volunteer work and I've just got a new job, so yay there. It's been good to get out and do something. I feel like I'm making something with my life, well at least trying to do so.

Been enjoying the mild Summer here in Aus. I hate hot weather, it sux, so the fact that there's only been like one day of 40oC weather has made me happy. Hmmmmms, also spent quite a few nights getting drunk *innocent look* but I'm all behaved when I'm drunk.

Still single, but who really needs guys? Friends are more important and I really don't have the time.

As for Delta? She's really irritating me at the moment. I really couldn't care less who she's screwing, or seeing or whoever. At the moment she just seems like a media hungry cow. Like good for her, she's won her battle with cancer. Good for her, shame no one hears about the thousands of other people who survive battles with cancer. Although I quite like Scuddy I always have. I wouldn't object if he was MY boyfriend

So how is everyone? What's everyone been upto? Doing anything exciting?

[Ray Jones]

hey nat. fine if you're fine. someday we will meet and get stoned together. then we will behave and rocking the house and stuff. maybe later we grab some random number of persons of the gender we feel like to grab to and err.. forget about all that behaviour stuff, go to our rooms to get some more high, listen to rap-music and eat pizza.
we could meet again to breakfast and tell each other all the CRRAAAAZY stuff we did up in our rooms last night, for instance like "i DID think of PANTEEES like at least FIVE times per millisecond" ..

cheers!

[Das Mole]

nothing much has been going on for the past...month. or was it longer. well, either way nothing really happened. i took exams, i did good on them and that's it. maybe something else....nothing superduper significant though. but it's goot to see you here.

[Skinkie]

Originally posted by RayJones
hey nat. fine if you're fine. someday we will meet and get stoned together. then we will behave and rocking the house and stuff. maybe later we grab some random number of persons of the gender we feel like to grab to and err.. forget about all that behaviour stuff, go to our rooms to get some more high, listen to rap-music and eat pizza.
we could meet again to breakfast and tell each other all the CRRAAAAZY stuff we did up in our rooms last night, for instance like "i DID think of PANTEEES like at least FIVE times per millisecond" ..

cheers!

Listen to rap music? Ew, what are you thinking?

[Natty]

I've never done drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay? Although have been tempted to do pot lately.

[muskawo]

Wow. You must be one of the three or so people in Melbourne who hasn't done e. Or at least, thats the way it seems sometimes.

One of my friends said to me after I answered pot was the only frug i'd tried, that is wasn't even a real drug. Of course, he's donw all sort of weird crap (anyone up for some ketamine with a few stamps on the side?) so I don't know how credible his opinion really is.

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Natty
I've never done drugs. Drugs are bad mmmkay? Although have been tempted to do pot lately.

please do not forget that alcohol and cigarettes are drugs too. just because it's openly selled everywhere it doesnt mean these are no or harmless drugs. the opposite is the fact.
besides, alcohol is the family destroyer number 1 and cigarettes pollute our air. pot, if smoked, pollutes the air too, but one could never smoke THAT much as cigarettes ..
also, everytime if some bastardo tried to hit me, it was a stinky drunken asshat smoking one stinky cigarette. alcohol and cigarettes, if "enjoyed" exceedingly or on a regular basis (except for once a year or so), are crap. i think that goes for pot, too.

any chemical drugs or psychedelica etc are really really really REALLY not good for nothing. they should be stirred into one big barrel with all the alcoholic stuff in it and then pumped down thriks throat.



skink:

*nods head*

[Natty]

Thrik does drugs?

[Emma]

Pot gets a really bad reputation for what it does. Just don't eat it in a cake, m'kay? Because I made a cake a few months ago and er, put far too much in it resulting in everyone who ate it getting absolutely wasted.

Smoking blunts or in a pipe is fine and gets you stoned in a good way.

Mushrooms sound tempting as does acid, but I'd probably do neither because I hate normal mushrooms with a passion and I wouldn't like to hallicinate and I think doing acid would **** my brain up, plus it's one of those things that effects you forever more - the boyfriend has done it once or twice and as a result he notices patterns easily and finds it very difficult to unfix his gaze from them.

Back to pot - it doesn't give you a stinking hangover if you overindulge.

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Emma
Pot gets a really bad reputation for what it does. Just don't eat it in a cake, m'kay? Because I made a cake a few months ago and er, put far too much in it resulting in everyone who ate it getting absolutely wasted.

we've done this once with cheesburgers. maaaan. what a night.

Smoking blunts or in a pipe is fine and gets you stoned in a good way.

err.. good way is well spoken.

Mushrooms sound tempting as does acid, but I'd probably do neither because I hate normal mushrooms with a passion and I wouldn't like to hallicinate and I think doing acid would **** my brain up, plus it's one of those things that effects you forever more - the boyfriend has done it once or twice and as a result he notices patterns easily and finds it very difficult to unfix his gaze from them.

uuhhmmmm.. this is exactly why it's really really a no for me. also i already am able to find patterns easily in whateveer i see.

Back to pot - it doesn't give you a stinking hangover if you overindulge.

err.. yes.. the only thing stinky will be the ashtray.. also make sure you have tons of coffee somewhere around for the next morning if you go to 'overindulge'

[Thrik]

The only thing more exciting than pumping anything down my throat would be lining RayJones up alongside GreenJeanz and shooting them both dead.

Except, perhaps, mutilating their bodies beyond recognition after they have been slaughtered.

And then dowsing them with oil and setting them both alight.

Ooh.

[Emma]

So much anger in one person.

[Thrik]

They told me that the violent tendencies would go away, but they didn't. They didn't!

[Ernil]

It's ok Thrik. Want the violence to go away? Just kill those lying bastards. That'll do it.





And their families too.

[Skinkie]

And their pets.

[Alien426]

This violent tendency at other people is really something that you feel for yourself. Admit it, you feel inadequate and direct the anger at everybody else.



That'll be $ 200.

[Natty]

Originally posted by Thrik
The only thing more exciting than pumping anything down my throat would be lining RayJones up alongside GreenJeanz and shooting them both dead.

Except, perhaps, mutilating their bodies beyond recognition after they have been slaughtered.

And then dowsing them with oil and setting them both alight.

Ooh.

That's great. I'm guessing you love to swallow a hot load of cum then?

[C Shutt]

Originally posted by Thrik
The only thing more exciting than pumping anything down my throat would be lining RayJones up alongside GreenJeanz and shooting them both dead.

Except, perhaps, mutilating their bodies beyond recognition after they have been slaughtered.

And then dowsing them with oil and setting them both alight.

Throw Roy Tordes in there and I'll let you borrow my lighter.

[Joshi]

I love the fatc that Carl is irrepresively drawn to any thread natty starts. i think it's sweet.
Hey nats, doing well I hope. And yes, there is life outside the forums, extensive serveys have concluded that there are beings out there who like to party all day and work all night... or something like that.

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Natty
That's great. I'm guessing you love to swallow a hot load of cum then?

like pantees are not something just to be dropped, cum is not something just to swallow *cough*


thrik ..

greenjeanzgreenjeanzgreenjeanz..

hmm.


is she a boy or he a girl? hmhmhm. and why greenjeanz? perhabs because it somehow, with sumumbling and twisted balls, sounds like rayjones.. anyways.. hand me a pantie and i am yours sweety. lets burn in the fire of luuurrve. rrawr.

carl..

if you get roy back in here i'd personally hand you my favorite pantie with a naked thrik in it.

so.. heya, you joking breastnipples, behold the almighty yoinkstick and shudder in fear while letting your pee run.. .. err.. run? .. run. .. run! .. RUUUUNN!!

*runs away, carrying the yoinkstick*

AAAAHHHH!!! it's following me!! AWAY AWAAAAYYYY!!!!! oh no oh no oh no it's getting me, it's getting me. errr.. WHY do i have the slight feeling, something's running out of hand here? this is not exactly what the plan was planned like!! *ducks* whoa! almost! *runs faster* i cannot believe it's still following me!! HELP ME HELP ME!!!


*trips over the yoinkstick*




*accidently hits thrikula and carlita with the yoinkstick*


..

*thrikula, carlita and ray, stumbling around in a random bitch type stumble mode, come danjerously near to the danjerous abyss*





*thrikula, carlita and ray, falling down the abyss, crashing into the world second biggest horizontal mounted wall-with-tapestry(TM)*

[Thrik]

Good.. god.

[Mr Flibble]

Originally posted by Skinkie
More sex than the internet? Not bloody likely.

I'm talkin poker not solitare




Course, Ray'll be playin' patience....




By the way,I couldn't / didn't read Ray's last excretion onto my screen. I got the gist from Thrik.

[Natty]

Originally posted by Joshi
I love the fatc that Carl is irrepresively drawn to any thread natty starts. i think it's sweet.
Hey nats, doing well I hope. And yes, there is life outside the forums, extensive serveys have concluded that there are beings out there who like to party all day and work all night... or something like that.

I think I just have that effect on people... besides there is the saying of "treat em mean keep em keen" maybe if he thinks he's horrible to me I'll stay interested?

I hope you're behaving yourself mister xoxo

[Skinkie]

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
I'm talkin poker not solitare

Poke her?

[Joshi]

Well, someone had to say it. I'm just sad it wasn't me.

And Natty, if by behaving myself you mean acting like you do when you're behaving youself, you have nothing to worry about.

[Das Mole]

"hmm...i haven't looked at this thread for a couple of days...wonder what new posts are in here..." thinks das mole.

[Skinkie]

You don't wanna be doin anything around or about this thread. Dangerous.

[Mr Flibble]

Originally posted by Skinkie
Poke her?

(sighs) No-one understands me.
Wait that can't be it...

Skinkie , you must have the problem.Not me. You.

[Looks around] Shall I explain it then?
Okay. Listen carefully, for I shall say this, only once.
POKER refers to 'group activities'
SOLITAIRE refers to something similar. But you do it alone. Hence Solitaire.




Do you get it now?

Don't make me come over there...