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Old 02-12-2004, 01:52 PM   #1
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Question Dude,.. where's my Rabbit?!?

So... Where's Zoomie? Has anybody seen him lately?

Has the bunny gone AWOL on us again? This will not stand!

I know he started working a new shift at work, so that may explain it,..

I'll make some calls to the milk-carton people in the meantime...


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Old 02-12-2004, 02:10 PM   #2
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don't worry, i've called in some help....



he'll find that wabbit




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Old 02-12-2004, 05:26 PM   #3
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he's dead


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Old 02-12-2004, 06:02 PM   #4
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i think you are very wrong, jared..

i recently recieved that picture from some secret source.. it shows zoom riding a WOOSH!! space rocket. he is obviously flying to the moon, searching for evidence if mankind ever was on the moon. also he needs some "freedom" and time alone now, since his relationship to martha steward went downhill.

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sorry for the bad quality but the WOOSH!! space rocket produces enormolactic shockwaves and magnetic fields which cause interferences i've been told.






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Old 02-13-2004, 10:32 AM   #5
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Maybe he finally got his hands on a box of Trix and has to hide from those mean kids.
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:17 AM   #6
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Actually, my friends, it's quite simple. He went to his happy place and got lost.


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Old 02-13-2004, 02:29 PM   #7
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It could be rabbit season. Or maybe he's being used for animal testing.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 02:50 PM   #8
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It could be rabbit season.
Duck Season!!


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Old 02-13-2004, 02:59 PM   #9
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Rabbit season!



Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:01 PM   #10
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Duck season!!

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Old 02-13-2004, 03:07 PM   #11
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Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season!


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:09 PM   #12
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*shifts eyes*

Rabbit season!

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Old 02-13-2004, 03:13 PM   #13
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Duck season!


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:13 PM   #14
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:14 PM   #15
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:18 PM   #16
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DUCK SEASON! SHOOT NOW!



Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 03:30 PM   #17
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Well, whaddaya know ... no more buwwets!





*BOOM!*


Well, whaddaya know ... one more buwwet!
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Old 02-13-2004, 04:26 PM   #18
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*blows Siv SWX and Scar up*
Whaddya know, one wocket left


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-13-2004, 04:34 PM   #19
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you've completely missed the point in it JM .

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Old 02-13-2004, 06:09 PM   #20
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And he has the nerve to call himself the jokemaster.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:41 PM   #21
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1st, I do get the point, it's from a bugs bunny cartoon,
2nd: I never claimed I could live up to my screenname, it's the one I've used for 4 years now.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-13-2004, 06:43 PM   #22
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yeah!! and what's a wocket???


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Old 02-13-2004, 07:08 PM   #23
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1st, I do get the point, it's from a bugs bunny cartoon,
2nd: I never claimed I could live up to my screenname, it's the one I've used for 4 years now.
you're such a nog.

*slaps JM in the face*

Get with the program man!!

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Old 02-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #24
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this is zoom, 7 hours ago, tranferring some sort of new wmdd (weapon of mass duck destruction) to it's final launching site.




[update]

here's a closeup, it also exposes his camouflage technology.




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Old 02-13-2004, 07:59 PM   #25
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you're such a nog.

*slaps JM in the face*

Get with the program man!!

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NOT WITH THE FISH! NOT WITH THE FISH!
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-14-2004, 01:08 AM   #26
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Re: Dude,.. where's my Rabbit?!?

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I know he started working a new shift at work, so that may explain it,..

I'll make some calls to the milk-carton people in the meantime...
Are you implying that he is in the milk-carton business?

I've always wondered if people that work at a box factory get a box and look at it and think "Wow, its one of our Thompson Model 54's! Now that's a quality carton!"


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Old 02-14-2004, 04:02 AM   #27
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Hmm... I've seen boxes where it names the guy who made them "Proudly Made In The U.S.A. By John Doe and Crew!" or something along those lines somewhere on the box... so yeah, they probably do. They probably get together at huge industry conventions a couple of times a year and compare notes and swap war-stories, and speculate on the coming trends in carton design and manufacture.

The jobs I always wondered about are like the quality inspector in, say, a ball-bearing plant. Someone has to do it... look at samples of ball-bearings for 8 hours a day, everyday.
What do you think the suicide rate on a job like that is?

Ah,.. but I digress. What I meant to imply that perhaps it is prudent that I alert the proper authorities that Zoomie has gone missing, and that it's high time we got his face on the side of the carton... if for no other reason that to frighten and alarm poor unsuspecting middle-Americans whist they are just about to sit down and enjoy a nice relaxed breakfast only to be confronted by his manic visage grinning wildly and aggressively back out at them from the side of thier now discomforting carton of milk...

But then you already knew that...


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Old 02-14-2004, 04:04 AM   #28
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well, still no zoomie.



I told you I killed him....


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Old 02-14-2004, 06:01 PM   #29
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Wait, so he was the rabbit that we ate the other day?

.....

That would explain the crazy taste.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:14 PM   #30
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hehehe .. craaazy taste.





wait. was this meant to be funny?



after all, it's duck season.


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Old 02-14-2004, 08:40 PM   #31
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Beaver Season.

MMMMM, beaaaaver
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-14-2004, 10:51 PM   #32
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he actually got the point... finally..









wait..











beaver? who said beaver?




..



oh.. he did.


*sees jm reaching for the yoinkstick*


drat. i like beavers.







..

wait..





beavers?






..


*blink*



err.. no. hehe. beaverseason was yesterday. today is weaselseason. wereweaselseason to be exactly.

uuuuhhhhmm.. ^__^;;;;;


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Old 02-14-2004, 11:49 PM   #33
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Beaver season



Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-15-2004, 06:15 AM   #34
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speculate on the coming trends in carton design and manufacture.
Four wall construction with double corrugation probably.

One of my key duties at both the jobs I had in my life were cutting up boxes. I know all about boxes. Triple wall construction is the best, especially triple wall with corrugation. An empty triple wall box measuring 18" tall, 20" long, and 12" wide can support a 145 (+/-) pound man standing on top of it for at least 20 minutes. Probably longer, but I got tired of standing on teh box.


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Old 02-15-2004, 07:56 AM   #35
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*Ahem* I believe this is the image JM intended on posting.



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Old 02-15-2004, 02:34 PM   #37
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OH CRAP


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 02-15-2004, 03:35 PM   #38
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One of my key duties at both the jobs I had in my life were cutting up boxes.
Indeed? Before college I had 2 jobs at the same time for about 8 months where this was a big part of my duties as well. My first job was stocking the shelves at a local Shaw's supermarket from midnight to 8am. I always seemed to get stuck in the baby-food aisle.
The second job was doing something similar at the local Bradlee's department store from 2pm to 11pm.
I still have dozens of box-cutters cluttering up my kitchen junk drawer and the bottom of my tool-box from that period.

I guess I was too sleep deprived and over-caffinated to make any lasting assesments on box quality,.. although there was a period where I could answer almost any question about baby-food.


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Old 02-15-2004, 03:58 PM   #39
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Where is teh rabbit? Now, that is a question that awakens deep moral and philosophical implications...

Geez! I'm not THAT awesome with the katana!


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Old 02-15-2004, 05:22 PM   #40
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Not to worry.
He does this every so often,.. disappearing for sometimes months at a time... but he always turns back up. He knows where home is.

It could be a while before we see him again though...


Now's the time for posting wild and entertaining speculations, rumors, and innuendos about his fate and whereabouts, however,.. before he returns and offers some lame, banal, and ordinary, boring, everyday excuse for his absence.

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