I have returned. - Page 2

***Thrik*** · 02-26-2004, 11:02 PM

Hehe, suicide.

RoyTordesLegend · 02-27-2004, 01:33 AM

...when did you become a Super Mod Thrik? Did you give the admins some loopy juice or something?

**Skinkie** · 02-27-2004, 01:57 AM

Who cares, he deserves it, he's the man. Go Thrik!

Ray Jones · 02-27-2004, 08:09 AM

go carl!

C Shutt · 02-27-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
Well, I have this theory that it's the way Carl Shutt looks that lead him to be shunned by society, and his subsequent unpopularity with people in face to face situations forced him underground into his life as a "internet forum rebel without a cause".

That was scintillating. Do you have any other theories you'd like to share? Such as how a human being could be so deeply pitiful that they still hold a grudge over getting banned from an internet forum FOUR ****ING YEARS AGO? Show a little maturity and move the **** on, Dongle.

Ray Jones · 02-27-2004, 10:42 AM

tse tse.

behold teh power of friendship..

*beholds*

RoyTordesLegend · 02-27-2004, 04:33 PM

No grudge Carl. No grudge.........just a bit of verbal sparring.....

***Thrik*** · 02-27-2004, 04:55 PM

Ray Jones · 02-27-2004, 06:05 PM

now, not that i wanna look *retarded* .. ..but after this entirely breathtaking luuurvedripping speech by thrik..

who wants a hug now?

C Shutt · 02-28-2004, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
No grudge Carl. No grudge.........just a bit of verbal sparring.....

Trolling, in other words. Whatever you want to call it, give it up. You're ****ing terrible at it.

Ernil · 02-28-2004, 05:56 AM

Roses are RED when they're beautiful!

Guybrush122 · 02-28-2004, 12:24 PM

Roses are RED,
Violets are....PINK,
Sugar is SWEET,
And you sure STINK!

(ehehe, yeah Buggs Bunny)

**Skinkie** · 02-28-2004, 04:51 PM

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
And your mothers dead, but I thought this was a nice way of telling you.

SamNMax · 02-28-2004, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Mexilon
And Yufster, I saw that pic. I was kinda scared it would be some ugly form of female - but no it is just a magnificant hunk of man. Just like me.

Daniel

Welcome back, man!

RoyTordesLegend · 02-28-2004, 05:51 PM

Carl Shutt says I'm trolling.....oh the sweet irony.

For the uninformed, Carl refers to me being banned from the old Lucasfans site, which if my memory serves me correct gets roughly as many visits as his current Lucasfans forum. Anyhow, a friend of mine called Seph had posted a message telling all the site regulars about a new site he was working on. Carl proceded to lay into the site, informing everyone of how pitiful it was. I was a newbie at the time and dared to question Carls right to be so nasty. As I was a newbie Carl and his buddies decided to lay into me and tell me in the 'nicest' way possible how I had no right to disagree or even question the Shuttmeister - being that he'd been on the site since 1964*, and had taken root along with a bunch of dafodills and a small conifer. I gave as good as I got in return, but eventually I was banned, more down to Shutt and co's persistence in whingeing about me than anything I was doing wrong.

What you'll find with Carl, is that he picks on the weak, people like Natty for example. People who he knows are easy to wind up in the first place. He has few nice things to say about people or their work, and strangely I don't recall him ever joining in a thread where someone was feeling down - just to pick them up. If we trawl the site now and read all of Carls messages.....how many negative ones would we find? Has Carl ever contributed any fan-art or showed us his talents? I don't know - someone tell me.

Sorry that I dare to find you annoying, arrogant and offensive Carl.....and ooopps.....sorry that I'm 'trolling', but your very presense annoys the sh*t out of me. You say I'm immature? Maybe I am.....but I know I've achieved a lot in life. I've worked my way up from being in the gutter, to having my own home, two beautiful kids, and my own business........but every now and then I can't help logging on and giving you a little ribbing......why? Because you're annoying and deserve it. Immature? Maybe - but still fun...

What have you achieved in life Carl? Why don't you tell us? I'm not claiming you haven't achieved anything, I'd just like to see a picture of the real you, as I've never seen it. I'd like to find out what drives you, what makes Carl Shutt - the person. When I rib you, half of me does it because you're a king sized prick - the other half because I'd like you to join in and have some fun - prove me wrong - prove to me you're not just a dead head pot smoker who sits in a room acting like a know it all on the internet all day.......why do I assume this? Well why not? I'm basing this on what I've seen.

I'm expecting one of three things to happen now. Either conveniently this thread will be closed - allowing Carl to slope off without opening up to us, or he'll either ignore me, or tell me to "f*ck off - and stop trolling, what's my life got to do with you".

Oh Carl - I only want to be your friend......after all - I do visit your wonderful city every couple of years.......tell you what - set the date and I'll meet you for a beer.....put all your bitterness to one side and let's see your human side!

Ray Jones · 02-28-2004, 08:41 PM

i place $5 on "this thread will be closed", $25 on "he'll either ignore me" and $35 on "tell me to "f*ck off - and stop trolling, what's my life got to do with you".

HA!! you gonna be a poor man, roy!

Natty · 02-28-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by RayJones
i place $5 on "this thread will be closed", $25 on "he'll either ignore me" and $35 on "tell me to "f*ck off - and stop trolling, what's my life got to do with you".

HA!! you gonna be a poor man, roy!

*waves $25 around*

Actually I agree with what Roy said.

Das Mole · 02-28-2004, 09:08 PM

yeah, i agree with what roy said as well...i think we should have a thread that turns into a complete flame war. i love seeing people fight about other people being jerks. i'm changing my opinion and saying this forum is more like a jerry springer show rather than a reality show.

Alien426 · 02-28-2004, 09:48 PM

Here's how Roy was welcomed at the 'new' LucasFans forum.

Bring me the head of Carl Shutt!

RoyTordesLegend · 02-28-2004, 09:56 PM

Yes.....the real me, the one that never got a chance the first time around......<sigh>

..... I gave up trying to be nice on the original forums, after a few posts, I just wasn't allowed into 'the gang' and so degenerated into wind up mode.....it's interesting to see how unprejudiced everyone is second time around when they don't know it's me.......

.....Alien wasn't/isn't a bad stick

Alien426 · 02-28-2004, 09:57 PM

But I hope I will be some day.

Ray Jones · 02-28-2004, 10:01 PM

aawwww .. but you must admit you are pretty deadly..

Kjølen · 02-29-2004, 02:21 AM

Ok, to clear this up, The COJ (Griswold) thingy was unclear at the time, but a little later I belive someone claimed seeing him on MSN, so it was all fine I guess.
*Shrugs*
Poor Mek.

C Shutt · 02-29-2004, 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
For the uninformed, Carl refers to me being banned from the old Lucasfans site, which if my memory serves me correct gets roughly as many visits as his current Lucasfans forum. Anyhow, a friend of mine called Seph had posted a message telling all the site regulars about a new site he was working on. Carl proceded to lay into the site, informing everyone of how pitiful it was. I was a newbie at the time and dared to question Carls right to be so nasty. As I was a newbie Carl and his buddies decided to lay into me and tell me in the 'nicest' way possible how I had no right to disagree or even question the Shuttmeister - being that he'd been on the site since 1964*, and had taken root along with a bunch of dafodills and a small conifer. I gave as good as I got in return, but eventually I was banned, more down to Shutt and co's persistence in whingeing about me than anything I was doing wrong.

Nice revisionist history lesson, ****stick. Although you left out the part where, after even the forum regulars who couldn't stand me realised what an asshat you were, you signed up under a host of different accounts and pretended to be other people agreeing with yourself. And the part where, after you had been called out on your bull****, you started a moronic thread where you tried to excuse your trolling by claiming to be a college student writing a term paper on internet forums. And the part where, after finally being banned, you repeatedly skirted the ban and spammed the holy hell out of the forums so the front page was always filled with 30-40 threads titled "DONGLE IS BACK".

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Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
..... I gave up trying to be nice on the original forums, after a few posts, I just wasn't allowed into 'the gang' and so degenerated into wind up mode.....

Awwww. After "a few posts" we still wouldn't let you into our clubhouse, so you swore there and then you'd make us pay? And you're still acting out this childish vendetta four years after the fact? What a truly pathetic little man you are.

**Skinkie** · 02-29-2004, 05:04 AM

It's good to see we're all so poitive and friendly around here.

RoyTordesLegend · 02-29-2004, 06:43 AM

Sorry for signing up a few supporters to make it feel less hopeless against you and your gang of halfwits Carl. That makes me a bad person. (Don't exagerrate so much though...)

You think this is a vendetta? Sorry Carl, but I'm afraid I just don't get upset enough about someone like you to have a vendetta. I just think you're a bit of a nob head, and find it challenging to my clearly far inferior IQ to annoy and expose you. I did genuinely try and get on with you when I decided to register here and found there was another Lucasfans site......but you're just such a complete wanker.....you have absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.

Yes, I'm pathetic Carl...........once again you have either ignored or totally missed the point, being that you're so caught up in proving yourself to be a clever sh*te in the usual foul mouthed manner.

Fact is, that you carry absolutely no worth to these forums. And while I'm being hypocritical given this thread content, you do absolutely nothing to make people happy or promote a sense of community. Once again I ask you - what are your achievements in life, as a person, and will you share these with us? I, and I believe many of the people who you think of as beneath you on this forum, would like to know who the real Carl Shutt is, and why he thinks he's so much better than everyone else.

While I'm a none violent person, and try and avoid confrontation unless its absolutely necessary, if you spoke to me on the street the way you speak to people on these forums - I'd give you a smack in the teeth. But you wouldn't speak to me like that in person Carl - or to anyone else - because you're socially inadequate.....an assumption...of course, but what else have you given us "commoners" to go on? Where's your photograph Carl? In all the post a picture threads - I've never seen one......I'm of the belief that it's because you're so ashamed of the way you look, that you won't post it because it'll ruin your hard as nails internet persona. Post your picture Carl - you'll find that we're not like you - we won't call you names and make fun of something that you're sensitive about.

Do you realise that some of the people you tread on, are very fragile? Do you realise that for some, the internet is their only way of making friends. Do you actually care when you make someone feel bad? You could argue that they shouldn't be so sensitive, but I'd argue that they shouldn't have a troublemaking prick going around looking for people to disagree with. How many people would like me to undertake the sad and labourious task of trawling through Carls posts and comparing how many times statistically he is negative/nasty/annoying/sarcastic compared to the Monkey Island forum average?

You're a real hypocrite when in comes to trolling. Myself and a lot of others notice how you pick and choose arguments to get involved in, then act as the "catalyst", winding up or pushing the opinion against someone you don't like. You contradict yourself when it suits you though, so I draw the conclusion that you simply enjoy arguing the toss.

So....Vendetta? I wouldn't waste my time, and I don't. I'd call it an amusing and interesting life game, to play during my limited spare time. For someone like you Carl, I'll actually make an effort not to like you, because you're a complete and utter waste of space....to be a vendetta I'd have to hate you Carl....I don't hate you at all. I'd prefer to like you, but you make it so difficult for anyone to like you. Explain why Lucasfans has so few posts? I'd assume it's like the old site - you and a few others stamping your quite obscure personalities on the site so that few others actually want to join in? Those who want to join in but have different ideas are ignored or abused.

....now tell me, like I asked in my second last post. What have you achieved? When did you struggle to overcome adversity? When did you go overcome grief to put food on the table? When did you save a life? When did you make something you were proud of? In fact most important of all....

....WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU MADE SOMEONE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES? I TRY TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME (PRESENT COMPANY ACCEPTED).....does it make me feel good, make me feel important? HELL YEAH!

Now unless you're going to open up and tell us a little about yourself, the real you - then don't bother replying. I'm more than happy to bury the hatchett, but you've proved before, and you'll probably prove again that you haven't the balls to be real man about it. The foul mouthed excuses about how you don't want to know someone like me will probably come thick and fast.

Post odds:-

2/1 - Message closed by mods - reason (if any) "stop trolling Roy Tordes"
5/2 - Carl posts "%£%£ off, you £%£%^"
3/1 - Carl ignores this message
4/1 - Carl attempts to explain why I'm "not to be trusted"
200'000/1 - Ray Jones and Das Mole spontaniously combust at exactly the same time
250'000/1 - Carl buries the hatchett - and attempts to be nice for once in his life

Natty · 02-29-2004, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by C Shutt
asshat

Asshat? There's only one person on the internet I know that uses the term asshat. I'm scared

Well actually there's about 3. They can be found wandering around the Delta Goodrem chatroom on mIRC. Hmmmmm speaking of which I should drop in there to say hello, haven't been in there for awhile.

***Thrik*** · 02-29-2004, 01:10 PM

Interestingly, asshat is an extremely common word on IRC.

SamNMax · 02-29-2004, 03:46 PM

Though I don't like to get involved, I have to say that Roy has the superior arguement here. Not just because he sucessfully defended his honor and left Shutt speechless. But because Shutt had the nerve to use inane "words" like "****stick" and "asshat". Real cleaver.

Joshi · 02-29-2004, 07:09 PM

And though I don't like to get involved, I actually do and will.

Shutt is still moderator there. It's not a threat, I'm just saying, he wouldn't still be a mod if he wasn't doing a good job. I can see both sides of the argument and can see why you might eternally hate him, but hey, you never step in the same river twice. (it's relevent, trust me)

RoyTordesLegend · 02-29-2004, 08:01 PM

As usual Neil, you're the man......eternal respect!

***Thrik*** · 02-29-2004, 08:23 PM

I once fell down the same gaping chasm twice.

Yufster · 02-29-2004, 09:19 PM

Look, Meksilon brings hate and chaos even in his abstinance. I mean, absence.

**Skinkie** · 03-01-2004, 02:19 AM

That was his secret goal in creating this thread.

Ray Jones · 03-01-2004, 07:18 AM

so, perhabs, he isnt jesus but his evil twin??

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Originally posted by SamNMax
Shutt had the nerve to use inane "words" like "****stick" and "asshat". Real cleaver.

she also said something about "holy hell", what is, of course, completely NERNERNER

also somebody should tell him that "****stick" WAS the word 1999, and therefore he IS 100% NOT uptodate. plus, in 2001, they changed it's meaning to lollypop.

but i think it made c's argument VEEERY strong and convincing. i just read "****stick" and knew shutt is right.

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aahhhh. sooo..

what's next on the topic list?

hmmm..

- ban mek .. checked
- criticize coj's ~~attention whoring~~suicide .. checked
- randomly edit ray's posts .. checked
- play with c shutt .. checked
- praise roy .. checked
- standing ovations for joshi .. checked

.. oh.. there it is ..

- political correct boarding in negligees.

any experiences available?

Joshi · 03-01-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Thrik
I once fell down the same gaping chasm twice.

That's what you get for constantly chasing that same damn Road Runner with acme products.

Hey, did anyone see that picture of Tony Blair in a black nighty?

Das Mole · 03-01-2004, 10:34 PM

ooh yes...we're almost boiling...i can feel the temperature rising...

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And though I don't like to get involved, I actually do and will.

Shutt is still moderator there. It's not a threat, I'm just saying, he wouldn't still be a mod if he wasn't doing a good job. I can see both sides of the argument and can see why you might eternally hate him, but hey, you never step in the same river twice. (it's relevent, trust me)

he also wouldn't still be a mod there if everybody wasn't scared off by his negativity.

Joshi · 03-02-2004, 07:28 PM

Are you telling me that the admins are scared of his negativity? Please tell me you're joking, it's like saying the police won't arrest a homicidal old grandmother because she has weird eyes which scares everyone. If the admins thought he was doing a bad job he wouldn't be moderator now, end of story.

RoyTordesLegend · 03-02-2004, 07:45 PM

Neil Joshi...........my fifth favourite person on Lucasforums!!!!!!!

I think what Das is trying to say, is that the forum in question doesn't get as many posts as it should because the posting on there creates a certain vibe, and certain negativity that puts people off. If the aforementioned had the opportunity to moderate on a vibrant forum such as this, would things go so well, or would he shoot himself in the foot once too often and get reported?

On the subject of becoming a mod, whats the qualification? Someone once said you would be asked if you were particularly helpful to the community. I figured that you'd have to be level headed and impartial such as yourself, but some of the choices for mods in the past have led me to believe that it's nothing to do with skill and everything to do with wearing a hat with bull horns, baring a nipple and doing the conga?

Who did you conga with Neil??? WHO?

Das Mole · 03-05-2004, 12:56 AM

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I think what Das is trying to say, is that the forum in question doesn't get as many posts as it should because the posting on there creates a certain vibe, and certain negativity that puts people off. If the aforementioned had the opportunity to moderate on a vibrant forum such as this, would things go so well, or would he shoot himself in the foot once too often and get reported?

that's exactly what i meant. plus, that same negativity would probably make the admins not even want to bother with him, since i doubt any one of them even goes around his forum.

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Neil Joshi...........my fifth favourite person on Lucasforums!!!!!!!

who're the top four?