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Old 02-23-2004, 12:19 AM   #1
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"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Who asked the wood craftsman that in the beggining of Monkey Island 2? I did . Can someone follow up?
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Old 02-23-2004, 03:04 AM   #2
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I think everybody asked him... I however could not follow it, a bit to complicated for my little mind.


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Old 02-23-2004, 08:01 PM   #3
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A wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck wood.


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Old 02-23-2004, 08:44 PM   #4
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If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.


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Old 02-24-2004, 05:12 PM   #5
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Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't think a woodchuck would chuck.
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Old 02-24-2004, 06:40 PM   #6
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I think he wanted the actual reply there. Although those are good efforts. I could post the whole thing, cos I have it written down but I wont. That will spoil the fun of trying to remember it off of your head.


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Old 02-24-2004, 07:30 PM   #7
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I know the real lines too, it's just funnier if you say funny woodchuck sentences (if you read the last sentence of my woodchuck-story, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised!)
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Old 02-24-2004, 09:37 PM   #8
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Woodchuck story?
Go on. Im intrigued now.


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Old 02-25-2004, 08:53 AM   #9
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Well, the two sentences above... didnt know what to call it, so i said "story".

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I don't think a woodchuck would chuck.
^ the last 3 words....
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Old 02-25-2004, 03:04 PM   #10
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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

a wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck

if a wood chuck could chuck wood, what amount of wood would a wood chuck chuck?

even if a wood chuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a wood chuck chuck wood?

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Old 02-25-2004, 05:04 PM   #11
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Oh shut up :P
joking, please go on!
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Old 02-25-2004, 10:04 PM   #12
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How much up could a Woodchuck shut, if a woodchuck could shut up?


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Old 02-26-2004, 11:41 AM   #13
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Old 02-27-2004, 04:04 PM   #14
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Angry "chuckle..."

how many wood would a woodchuckle chuckle if a woodchuckle could chuckle wood?
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Old 02-27-2004, 11:51 PM   #15
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How much worm would a woodworm worm if a woodworm could worm wood?
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Old 02-28-2004, 05:09 PM   #16
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck ciuld chuck wood.

The real question is

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Woodchucks can't chuck wood. Federal Law.




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So next day I asked her ' How much wood.... '
And she said 'Woodchucks can't chuck wood.Federal Law.'




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Old 02-28-2004, 05:38 PM   #17
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Old 02-28-2004, 10:05 PM   #18
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how much wood could a LeChuck chuck if a ... um ... never mind


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Old 03-01-2004, 02:29 AM   #19
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wow, those are all good except for the woodworm
maybe we should start another topic about the swordfigting phrases
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Old 03-01-2004, 05:12 AM   #20
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Old 03-01-2004, 06:33 PM   #21
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Don't mean to barge in on anything,but here's my contribution:

This little story is called 'Woodchucks saving the Forests'

Would good wood chucks cuck wood if wood chucks could chuck wood? For good wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks know they should...as wood chucks chucking wood is a pretty big waste of good wood. So should wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks chucking wood is such a waste of good wood? I think wood chucks should chuck wood only when there is no good wood for wood chucks to chuck, but bad, chuckable wood for good wood chucks to chuck!!!


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