"5. In this game you must be able to kill Ewoks and Gungans. Enough said!"
May I be the first to say in my best Gimli-on-being-told-we-are-going-on-an-orc-hunt voice:
I've waited over 20 years to stomp some ewoks beneath my AT-ST. The Gungan squishing is just gravy.
"At this stage I believe I now understand the truth, which is that Lucas has gone over to the dark side. He is a Darth Billionaire ruling an empire, and is no longer leading a rebellion. He was once a semi-independent force, overshadowed by a dark and powerful business, but still managed to beat the odds and on his own terms, but now he sits on a throne with lightning in his hands and a franchise in his clenched fist."