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03-06-2004, 05:17 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer
First: answer my "stupid" question below.
Second: Ask another stupid question with it.
Then make a sort of chain with it.
Q: What did I just make this post?
(Answers and questions have to stupid)
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03-06-2004, 06:07 AM
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answer: me no know
quetion: why me smell nice
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03-06-2004, 03:58 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Cuz u .... well.... id d'know!
Q: Where did all the Mutant Radio-Active Rabid Coal-Breathing Worms go?
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03-06-2004, 10:07 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
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to hell, where they belong.
Q:Why can't citizens own mortars?
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03-06-2004, 10:23 PM
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Rookie
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A: 'cause they can't.
Q: Why must Gandalf be a wizard?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-07-2004, 12:37 AM
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GET OFF MY HEAD!
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: DOOM!
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because the books & movies would be kinda lame with "Gandalf the Old Guy"
Q: Why did we start another spam thread?
Life isn't like playing poker. It's like playing a game where you don't know the rules in a dark room using blank cards with a dealer who Always Smiles. 
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03-07-2004, 01:02 AM
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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A: Because we wanted to.
Q: What do pie-eating, carrot-spewing hamsters do for fun?
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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03-07-2004, 01:44 AM
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internet hate machine
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Australia
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A: Make threads like this
Q: Should I allow another very stupid game thread?
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03-07-2004, 01:50 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
Join Date: Jan 2004
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A: Consult the Rancor first
Q: Why is my eye burning when applied some fire on it?
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03-07-2004, 05:24 PM
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law abiding citizen:)
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: still in Ohio, can't complain
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A. don't use the flamethrower for laser eye surgery.
Q. where does SPAM come from?
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03-07-2004, 07:35 PM
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Junior Member
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From hell, which is were it ends uip going too!!
Q:why do i have only 1 eye,1 leg, and one of everything!?!?!
War.
War never changes.
the end of the world occured pretty much as we had envisioned it.
Too many People, Too little space.
But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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03-07-2004, 08:04 PM
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law abiding citizen:)
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: still in Ohio, can't complain
Posts: 1,899
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A. maybe you cut yourself in half.
Q. why are books made of paper?
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03-07-2004, 09:54 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Because they just are.
Q: Why does everyone else get cookies?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-07-2004, 09:56 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
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A:because I said so
Q:Why does it hurt when I jump in a bonfire?
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03-07-2004, 10:50 PM
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Junior Member
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A: Because when your balls get speared with a flaming stck it tends to hurt a bit!
Q:How do my legs work when they are 12 feet away from my body??
War.
War never changes.
the end of the world occured pretty much as we had envisioned it.
Too many People, Too little space.
But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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03-07-2004, 11:55 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
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A:because they're not your legs
Q:How come the air doesn't turn to White Phosporus?
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03-08-2004, 12:48 AM
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Senior Member
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A. Cause then we wouldn't be able to breathe, duh.
Q. What is the answer to life?
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03-08-2004, 03:44 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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A: Uh... Uh... Life minus uh six uh.... 7!!!
Q: What happened to the Tux when he jumped off the Empire State Building?
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03-08-2004, 12:59 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2003
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A: a giant flying squrriel grabbed him by the scrotum and chewed his nuts 
Q: does bill gates use linux servers?
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03-08-2004, 02:30 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Maybe.
Q: Why do I sneeze when something tickles my nose?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-08-2004, 06:32 PM
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Rookie
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A: coz the nose deamons are after you
Q: Why whenver you get a hair cut its all ways ****ty
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03-08-2004, 07:46 PM
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Rookie
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Cuz your hair stylist is a BAD PERSON!!
Q: Why do I like Star Wars better than LotR?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-08-2004, 09:20 PM
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Junior Member
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A because you do!
AND!!!
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Q. What is the answer to life?
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A:42
*Just to answer that one!!!*
My actual Q:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything???
((if noone gets this ill be very surprised and ill tell in my nxt post!))
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Where are my legs? why they've turned into a thick gelatin substance!-The Ultimate HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy
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War.
War never changes.
the end of the world occured pretty much as we had envisioned it.
Too many People, Too little space.
But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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03-09-2004, 12:57 AM
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Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I have no clue.
Q: Why someone just try to kill me?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-09-2004, 01:04 AM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
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because they thought it would be funny.
Q:How come i can't eat my computer
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03-09-2004, 03:51 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Try putting macaroni and cheese on it.
Q: Does C3PO have blood?
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03-09-2004, 06:46 AM
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Rookie
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A: if you can call oil blood
Q: why when i drink milkshake and then go on a round about really fast do i throw up
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03-09-2004, 01:32 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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A: Maybe the shake was so shakey when you went on that round-about that it decidede to take some fresh air. Too bad we don't have windows...
Q: Do Star Wars characters ever go to the bathroom?
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03-09-2004, 01:52 PM
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Rookie
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A: no because they are all robots and they don't need bathroom.
he he he he he he
Q: is the meaning of this question a question of the meaning 
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03-09-2004, 02:00 PM
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coming soon
Join Date: Jul 2002
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A) yes
Q) what makes blue cheese blue?
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03-09-2004, 03:05 PM
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Rookie
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It's sad because it tastes disgusting.
Q: What is Padme Amidala's favorite food?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-09-2004, 09:52 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: USA
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humans, she's a canibal.
Q:why is tainted meat bad for you?
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03-09-2004, 10:22 PM
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Junior Member
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A:cuz if your not carful, your head will turn blue
((the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is......42!!! same answer as my last post!!duh!))
Q:What is the plastic thingie at the end of your shoelace
War.
War never changes.
the end of the world occured pretty much as we had envisioned it.
Too many People, Too little space.
But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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03-09-2004, 10:38 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
Join Date: Mar 2003
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A thermal nuclear device used for world peace... or desruction i dont know.
Q:Why cant I fly?
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03-09-2004, 11:03 PM
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Junior Member
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A: well it depends on if you have wings, no? well you just can't then
Q: How old am I if i died in 1496?
War.
War never changes.
the end of the world occured pretty much as we had envisioned it.
Too many People, Too little space.
But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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03-09-2004, 11:15 PM
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Purvayer of Truthiness
Join Date: Mar 2003
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unborn
Q:why do things that are labeled inflamable, flammable
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03-10-2004, 03:49 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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The 'IN' is printed by mistake.
Q: Why doesn't Chewie have a Lamborghini?
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03-10-2004, 08:45 AM
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coming soon
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A) he would rather have a chewback car
Q) whats funnier than farting?
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03-10-2004, 01:43 PM
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Rookie
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Everything is.
Q: what is X times X times X times X?
"Begone back to your blood-drinking clan. Our business is strictly confidential and you shall stay out of it. Good day."
~~Haskell Sheilah, "Bite of the Vampire."
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03-10-2004, 01:51 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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