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Old 03-06-2004, 05:17 AM   #1
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Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer

First: answer my "stupid" question below.
Second: Ask another stupid question with it.

Then make a sort of chain with it.

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(Answers and questions have to stupid)


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Old 03-06-2004, 06:07 AM   #2
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Old 03-06-2004, 03:58 PM   #3
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Cuz u .... well.... id d'know!

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Old 03-06-2004, 10:07 PM   #4
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to hell, where they belong.

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Old 03-07-2004, 12:37 AM   #6
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because the books & movies would be kinda lame with "Gandalf the Old Guy"

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Old 03-07-2004, 01:44 AM   #8
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Old 03-07-2004, 01:50 AM   #9
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Old 03-07-2004, 05:24 PM   #10
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:35 PM   #11
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From hell, which is were it ends uip going too!!

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Old 03-07-2004, 08:04 PM   #12
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:54 PM   #13
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Because they just are.

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Old 03-07-2004, 09:56 PM   #14
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:50 PM   #15
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Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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Old 03-07-2004, 11:55 PM   #16
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:48 AM   #17
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Old 03-08-2004, 03:44 AM   #18
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Old 03-08-2004, 02:30 PM   #20
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Maybe.

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Old 03-08-2004, 06:32 PM   #21
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Old 03-08-2004, 07:46 PM   #22
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Cuz your hair stylist is a BAD PERSON!!

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Old 03-08-2004, 09:20 PM   #23
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A because you do!

AND!!!

Quote:
Q. What is the answer to life?
A:42

*Just to answer that one!!!*

My actual Q:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything???




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But this time it was different.
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Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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Old 03-09-2004, 12:57 AM   #24
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I have no clue.

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Old 03-09-2004, 01:04 AM   #25
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because they thought it would be funny.

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Try putting macaroni and cheese on it.

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Old 03-09-2004, 06:46 AM   #27
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Old 03-09-2004, 01:32 PM   #28
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A: Maybe the shake was so shakey when you went on that round-about that it decidede to take some fresh air. Too bad we don't have windows...

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Old 03-09-2004, 01:52 PM   #29
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It's sad because it tastes disgusting.

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humans, she's a canibal.

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But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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Old 03-09-2004, 10:38 PM   #34
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A thermal nuclear device used for world peace... or desruction i dont know.

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But this time it was different.
An atomic spark, forged by human hands, quickly raced out of control, creating spears of fire that rain from the Heavens and rose from the pits of Hell....
Man kind was almost wiped from existance...
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The 'IN' is printed by mistake.

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Everything is.

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