Happy St. Patrick's Day
Okay, I know I'm posting this in the last two hours of the day but...yeah. Celebrations in green, orange, and white for everyone.
I'm actually not Irish. I am Welsh, though. That's right, I have potato chips in my blood. I'm also Lithuanian, Hungarian, and German, but that's beside the point.
The point is...listen to what the leprochaun tells you.
Okay, this is totally off subject...but don't you think that Trix rabbit should get some of that cereal, for christ's sake, he's the mascot. It really should be in his contract. Does not Shaquil O'Neil get free crunch bars? Does not those annoying mexican flying creatures get free Quizno Subs? But I digress.
Don't pinch people...it's annoying. They have white in their eyes, and sometimes on their teeth, there's an Irish flag color for you.
By the way, my birthday is in three days.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!