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03-28-2004, 04:45 AM
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Senior Member
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What's Your Favorite Stewie Line???
"Egad..i'm frozen...i'm hypothermic....BLOODY HELL I'M A WOMAN"
^ that's mine :-)
^ Tutorial on this coming soon!
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03-28-2004, 04:55 AM
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Get bent!
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[watching cheerleaders change in a locker room]
It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis. LOL!
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03-28-2004, 05:06 AM
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Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
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03-28-2004, 09:44 AM
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I'm a ghost
Join Date: Nov 2002
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*on being asked if he wants some ice cream*
Yes, BUT NO SPRIKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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03-28-2004, 03:33 PM
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Loves Taffy
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*When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.*
"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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03-28-2004, 04:34 PM
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In hiding
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"you shall bow to me"
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03-28-2004, 04:37 PM
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awaiting the Unknown
Join Date: Jun 2002
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my fav line aint nothing special
at the death ray auction
"over here...BEHIND THE FAT CHICK"
auctioneer "burn it guys"
Stewie "drat...once again foiled by my small stature"
i love that line
XBL GT: MysticSpade
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03-28-2004, 04:41 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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I wish we had family guy here... 
Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
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03-28-2004, 10:44 PM
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"what the duece?" that's my favorite
When god gives you lemons you need to FIND A NEW GOD!
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03-28-2004, 10:51 PM
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law abiding citizen:)
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Quote:
Originally posted by topshot
*When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.*
"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless."
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I saw a t-shirt w/that quote on it at Hot Topic yesterday! i'm gonna go buy it soon.  so cool
"to be great is to be misunderstood" - Emerson
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03-29-2004, 12:21 AM
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The Original.
Join Date: Sep 2002
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"... YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"now is your winter of discontent!"
"i'm going to kill you"*tilts head*
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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03-29-2004, 12:22 AM
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Get bent!
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03-29-2004, 06:38 AM
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GET OFF MY HEAD!
Join Date: Feb 2002
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"Mother says you good for me, Broccoli.
Well, I'm afraid I'm NO GOOD FOR YOU!!
Todays forcast calls for a sprinkling of genius followed by a downpour of DOOM!!!"
Life isn't like playing poker. It's like playing a game where you don't know the rules in a dark room using blank cards with a dealer who Always Smiles. 
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03-30-2004, 06:41 AM
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192.168.0.1337
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"Well I'd love to stay and chat......... but you're a total bitch..."
That's gotta be up there
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03-30-2004, 06:52 AM
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Oh, so it becomes clear mother....the brocoli must die!
When god gives you lemons you need to FIND A NEW GOD!
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03-30-2004, 07:09 AM
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GET OFF MY HEAD!
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I was watching my boxed set dvds & caught a line from Stewie that I hadn't quite understood before...it suddenly hit me & I now have a new favorite line:
(to Meg)
"Somewhere in the attic there is a painting of you getting PRETTIER."
(I believe this is from the episode that Meg gets glasses)
Life isn't like playing poker. It's like playing a game where you don't know the rules in a dark room using blank cards with a dealer who Always Smiles.
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03-30-2004, 07:16 AM
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I Slay Dragons
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Stewie Soundboard Click there, damn you!
I love Family Guy so... so very much.
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03-30-2004, 09:49 AM
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Easy Company
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Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero. |
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03-30-2004, 10:23 AM
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Who´s Stewie? ¬¬
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03-30-2004, 11:22 AM
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The master of jokes
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Quote:
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Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero.
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ALL RIGHT![/quagmire voice]
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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03-30-2004, 04:33 PM
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The Original.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast
Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero.
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giggity giggity giggity. AAAAAAAaaaaall riIGHT!. *Thrusts*
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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03-30-2004, 07:20 PM
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Something In the Way
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I love the show but I cant remember any lines.
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03-30-2004, 08:42 PM
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law abiding citizen:)
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quagmire:" huh huh, oohh yeah"
"to be great is to be misunderstood" - Emerson
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03-31-2004, 12:14 AM
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Easy Company
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Haha have you guys seen the episode where they won a trophy for the street float and it gets stolen. Everyone's out in the front yard talking about it and Quagmire runs out...
"Hey guys I was just jerkin... I mean waking up from a deep sleep... Oh yea."
Hahaha he's so funny.
And then there was a funny line by Peter when they thought he had breast cancer...
"Honey, if we want it to go away, the best thing to do is to just ignore it. Like we do with the squid." And it cuts to a scene where the squid rips the tablecloth off the table haha.
Funniest show ever.
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03-31-2004, 01:06 AM
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192.168.0.1337
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One of the funniest episodes is where peter buys the boat, and goes after daggermouth...
Peter - "How am I gonna get $50,000 by tomorrow??"
Quagmire - "Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each..... or 50 REALLY fat chicks for $1000........... what???? dont look at me like that.......... fat chicks need love too!!!...... but they gotta pay!..."
I wonder where that fish did go.... a fish.... a fish.... a fishy... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P
and youre right, it IS the funniest show EVER... no doubt about it.
IS there still a movie coming out?
meanwhile, take the "What Family Guy Character Are You?" quiz
http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html
I've never had a spanish chick before... heh.... Ohhhhh'le!
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03-31-2004, 01:34 AM
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law abiding citizen:)
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i dont know about a movie, but in march 2005 thier gonna start showing new episodes! cant wait!
anyway, i turned out to be most like stewie
"to be great is to be misunderstood" - Emerson
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03-31-2004, 01:43 AM
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The master of jokes
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Definetely me
Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.
So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.
-Forum post on why Vader knew Luke was his son.
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03-31-2004, 02:10 AM
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Pirate Flavored
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Quagmire... lol... well, I am the worst pervert in my class. ^_^
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03-31-2004, 02:15 AM
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192.168.0.1337
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hhahahaha so many quagmires.... god, arent we just a perfect example of raging teenage hormones :P giggity....
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03-31-2004, 02:43 AM
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GET OFF MY HEAD!
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What the blazes are you people staring at? FETCH MY BLANKIE!!
Life isn't like playing poker. It's like playing a game where you don't know the rules in a dark room using blank cards with a dealer who Always Smiles.
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03-31-2004, 03:45 AM
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gigadigigadigigadigigadigigigadigig
(Can I count to three? heh i'm already shooting at a sixth grade level! -Stewie)
When god gives you lemons you need to FIND A NEW GOD!
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03-31-2004, 04:25 AM
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The Original.
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>_> i wants a martini.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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03-31-2004, 06:38 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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I'm surprised... 
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04-01-2004, 01:53 AM
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Moderator
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Yep. Thats me.
My favorite Stewie Line is "Very funny, now tell the one that doesn't suck!"
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04-01-2004, 02:51 AM
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I'm a ghost
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HA!!
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04-01-2004, 05:20 AM
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Rookie
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"da boom"
biker gang leader: Name something you bring to the beach
stewie: a dead lois!
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04-01-2004, 08:57 AM
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192.168.0.1337
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scrodo_Saggins
"da boom"
biker gang leader: Name something you bring to the beach
stewie: a dead lois!
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He says it at the start of the episode too.... when peter says
"Hey kids... you know that present you always wanted but you never got?"
"A dead lois?"
:P so good
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04-01-2004, 09:08 PM
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Rookie
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another favorite stewie line is when he is eating some food lois cooked and he doesnt like it so he throws the bowl on the floor and yells "NOW CLEAN IT UP!"
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