Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight! - Page 4

LukeKatarn · 06-15-2004, 02:30 PM

Gudon goes to the bartender "Tarisien ale please.". Then he notices Alegis and punches him. Out for 1 post.

Jinni Tsurugi · 06-15-2004, 09:53 PM

*Jinni Tsurugi walk into the bar and while looking at the comotion shakes his head. LukeKatarn walks by and Jinni takes out his sword and cuts Luke Katarn.* LukeKatarn is down for 3 posts.

LukeKatarn · 06-15-2004, 10:07 PM

(Doesn't count as post. GUDON GU-DON G-U-D-O-N. NOT LUKEKATARN.)

Jinni Tsurugi · 06-15-2004, 10:11 PM

Fine. Jinni, just for the heck of it, slashes G-U-D-O-N vigoruosly. Gudon is down for 3 posts.

Happy?

max_rulz · 06-16-2004, 02:10 AM

maxrulz finnaly regains concusnos and gabs a nearby blaster,shooting LukeKartarn in the leg, knocking him down for 2 posts

Sabretooth · 06-16-2004, 08:49 AM

Sabretooth is back!!!

Attacks Jinni Tsurugi with anti-n00b hypnotizer

Jinni is desperately trying to know where he is and trying to get out for 3 posts.

Doomie · 06-16-2004, 11:14 AM

Dg gets back up again and stamps 'I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL UP' around sabretooth's head ten times with a giant stamp, knocking him out for three posts.

Sith-Jedi-Fight · 06-17-2004, 11:38 PM

skreej walks into the bar, picks up a bottle and smashes it over doomgiver's head knocking him out for 2 posts

Sabretooth · 06-18-2004, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sith-Jedi-Fight
skreej

You know exactly why. You're insulting the order of the Skaarj.

Poggle · 06-18-2004, 06:36 PM

Poggle awoken from his drunken slumber on the bar by the noisy fight clubs skreej over the head with his bar stool knocking him out for two posts

F-Bomb · 06-18-2004, 09:06 PM

BeefyBoy hauls his bulk up from the floorboards and readies himself to strike. As he levels the bag of Doritos that you don't want to know where he keeps to throw at Poggle, the bag pops, throwing all the chips into his mouth. Delighted at the surprise, BeefyBoy chews and enjoys the snack. Upon swallowing, a partially masticated Dorito sticks in his throat choking him and he administers the self-Heimlic, spraying the food bits all over Poggle. Poggle with retch violently for 2 posts.

And I'm sorry Katarn, but how can you call yourself that? Yeah, that thing above your avatar. That makes me want to retch violently for the rest of my life. You and Darth Tepe are undeserving of that title, and if anyone I've seen on here should have it, it's Van Lingo.

LukeKatarn · 06-18-2004, 11:38 PM

(FYI I am a good RPer. It is not you to judge F and why should Lingo be the RPG lord?) Gudon gets up and belchs from his ale. To bad for Jinni he was burped on. Jinnni is out for 2 posts.

Sabretooth · 06-19-2004, 06:30 AM

F-Bomb, LK has been in nearly every RPG I've ever known and deserves the title of RPG Lord with Darth Tepe. If you have any objection, then GET THE F OUT!!!!

In anger, Sabretooth calls for back-up for back-up from his Skaarj warriors, but they are busy partying at Hawaii, so instead, he attacks F-Bomb with a cute, fuzzy teddy-bear.

F-Bomb is busy adoring his new teddy-bear for 2 posts.

Poggle · 06-19-2004, 08:09 AM

Poggle regains his composure and pulls out a blaster and takes aim at f-bomb only to slip on some spilt ale and hit sabretooth in the leg for one post

LukeKatarn · 06-19-2004, 08:46 AM

Gudon decides that he needs back up so he digs a hole to the center of the earth. 5 seconds later he comes back with LEPrecon and takes their weapons. He fires all of them at Poggle! Poggle is now out for 3 posts.

Doomie · 06-19-2004, 11:21 AM

Hooray for artemis fowl! Anyway, i think f-bombs argument was that Van lingo is the best RP'er, though he doesn't take part in all RPG's (Wich is madness), his posts are the greatest, in fact, i'd like to represent this special 'RPG lord' cup to... Lukekatarn! by throwing it in his face, knocking him out for two posts!

Jinni Tsurugi · 06-19-2004, 12:51 PM

Jinni gets back up after a much needed nap and says "I am too powerful to be knocked out for any number of posts." Just then his mother comes in the door in her police uniform and shoots Jinni then walks out. Jinni is down for 2 posts.

Sabretooth · 06-19-2004, 01:03 PM

Sabretooth arrives and fills Doomgiver's mind with an interesting idea.

Doomgiver is writing a story on the idea for 2 posts.

LukeKatarn · 06-19-2004, 03:45 PM

(DG you like Artemis Fowl too? COOL! I love all of them. The only one that I still have to read is 3 The Etirnity Code.) Gudon got back up and told all of his fairy friends to get Artemis Fowl himself. Artemis brought with him Butler! Butler started shooting SabreTooth with his Sig Suar. (I spelled that wrong.) Sabretooth is out for 3 posts.

Sith-Jedi-Fight · 06-19-2004, 05:11 PM

Skreej wakes up in a daze. Seeing that he was knocked out he says "grrrrrrrrrrrrr", pulls a blaster and tries to shoot gudon. He misses 100 times and runs out of ammo. He gets angrier and kicks him in the shins instead, gudon is down for a post.

Poggle · 06-19-2004, 07:49 PM

Poggle clubs skreej with an ale bottle for 2 posts

Sharpshooter · 06-19-2004, 08:13 PM

how long is a post?

yaebginn · 06-19-2004, 10:17 PM

what you jsut did is a post. its just one time person types something. it can be one word or a thousand words.

LukeKatarn · 06-19-2004, 11:37 PM

Gudon got back up and called for Holly Sort and Julias Root. Julias and Holly team up on Poggle and start shooting him. Poggle is out for 2 posts.

Sabretooth · 06-20-2004, 03:52 AM

Sabretooth shows gudon his holiday videos.

Gudon is being bored for 3 posts.

topshot · 06-20-2004, 01:45 PM

*Sits at the bar, still eating his chicken and fried rice without even noticing there's a pile of debris lying around.*

Topshot sits there eating his lunch for 3 posts, or until someone decides to interrupt his free time.

Sith-Jedi-Fight · 06-21-2004, 01:46 AM

Skreej picks up a chair and tries to smash sabertooth over the head. He misses, hits his own foot and is hopping around in pain for 3 posts.

Doomie · 06-21-2004, 05:42 AM

Yes, i like artemis fowl, but DG decides it's been enough and gets a troll (i have my sources )to chase them all back underground. Lukekatarn is drawn underground in the chaos as well, trapping him for three posts.

LukeKatarn · 06-21-2004, 09:18 AM

(I didn't post after I was down for 3 posts. Your post was the third one so that last one does not count with me being down for 3 more posts.) "STUPID TROLL!" Gudon pulls out a nuetrino 2,000 "DIE!" He shoots Sabretooth. Sabretooth is down for 2 posts.

Poggle · 06-21-2004, 10:53 AM

Poggle throws DG over the bar for 1 post

Doomie · 06-21-2004, 12:12 PM

... but i suggest we all use our normal names, like Doomgiver or sabretooth, cause it's very confusing. I looked if LukeKatarn was down already but i didn't see it because he was called Gudon. I believe more misunderstandings like this occurred, so...

Lord Haine · 06-21-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

... but i suggest we all use our normal names, like Doomgiver or sabretooth, cause it's very confusing. I looked if LukeKatarn was down already but i didn't see it because he was called Gudon. I believe more misunderstandings like this occurred, so...

I agree ^^^
OOC: Hey everyone i will try and keep by the rules im kinda new though so.. here goes:

Haine comes in via the womens toilets in a suit putting money into his pocket, he sees the destruction going on out in the main room. He picks LukeKatarn up by his little finger and does a super triple combo massive hurting pain kick in his stomach, he is OUT, for 2 posts.

Sith-Jedi-Fight · 06-22-2004, 06:30 PM

Skreej goes to court and legally changes his name to Sith-Jedi-Fight.

He then walks back to the bar and smacks Haine upside the head. Making him feel stupid for 2 posts.

Poggle · 06-22-2004, 08:25 PM

Poggle sees the cantina band have abandoned there instruments to take cover, poggle grabs the largest instrument he can find and throws it at Sith-Jedi-Fight hitting him on the head knocking him down for two posts

LukeKatarn · 06-22-2004, 09:48 PM

Luke Katarn grabs his sercret weapon. A SUPERMEGAULTIMATEHYPERGIGATHINGY! He fires at at the whole bar destroying it. The only person that it injures is Haus. Haus is down for 3 posts.

Doomie · 06-23-2004, 05:32 AM

Crap! Now we're gonna need a new bar again! Alright, DG grabs his tools and builds a new bar, only he forgets the door, so everyone that wasn't down already (I believe it wasn't more than the legal number) is now trying to find a way out for three posts.
If two people wake up and throw eachother trough the wall, you can also stop searching... (That means that if someone else makes a hole before the three posts have been posted, you can stop.)

Jinni Tsurugi · 06-28-2004, 10:58 PM

Jinni picks up Gudon and starts chocking him in midair. Haine sees this and tries to stop it but Jinni smacks him and Haine falls to the floor. Haine and Gudon are down for 3 posts each.

Sith-Jedi-Fight · 06-29-2004, 12:23 AM

Sith-Jedi-fight picks up his earlier discarded blaster and whacks Jinni over the head, knocking him out for 2 posts.

Dagoth Ur · 06-29-2004, 12:28 AM

Dagoth Ur rapes all of you then leaves to do the same to your wives.

Sabretooth · 06-29-2004, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doomgiver
... but i suggest we all use our normal names, like Doomgiver or sabretooth,

Cool, I'm being noticed!

Sabretooth picks up a chair and puts it on a dog.
He puts the dog on the bartender.
He puts the bartender of Darth Vader's helmet.
He puts DV's helmet on a viking.
He puts the viking on a giraffe
He puts the giraffe onto one of LF's funny smilies
He puts the smilie on a lightsaber crystal.
He puts the crystal on Greedo.
He puts Greedo on the Millenium Falcon.
He puts the MF onto Boba's head.
He beheads Boba and puts Boba's head on a TV.
He puts the TV on a '70s Hippie.
He puts the hippie onto a lava lamp.
He puts the lava lamp on an old, broken CD.
He puts the cd on GL's head.

Then he fires Doomgiver with a blaster.
Doom is wondering where the blaster shot went for 2 posts.