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Old 06-10-2004, 11:03 PM   #1
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New God at the Church of Tim?

It's time we voted in a new God at the Church of Tim, and I just thought I'd tell you all about the new poll over there so you could vote for my mom!!!

At the moment, it's looking like we're going to have to glue an extra head onto the Statue of Tim.

So, to avoid that atrocity, I suggest you all vote for the warm, loving, communist embrace of my mother. Come on. Seriously. Is there any competition?


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Old 06-10-2004, 11:55 PM   #2
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Sorry, I already voted for Ernstead before I saw this post. But that is a compliment, right? Someone who actually visits the Church of Tim? Maybe you don't need a deity at all. Maybe it could be a self-philosophy religion like Taoism. Or, who knows, maybe Tim's games were originally tadpoles who evolved into games. Or maybe the Church of Thyme. You know, the seasoning herb? Well, pagans use it too. I think the old witches were just people who liked to hang out in a kitchen and found out they could make lightening strikes with basil.

I'm getting off topic. Taoism, elightenment, self-awareness, blahblahblah. Oh yeah, why not worship Tim's wart? That's not a bad idea.

Oh yeah, and American's know who Ali G is.


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Old 06-11-2004, 06:32 AM   #3
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I voted for ya momma. It was a tough decission, though. I don't wanna reveal too much, but Clark has this other side that no one knows about. No one but me, that is.

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Old 06-11-2004, 11:20 AM   #4
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You liar! You didn't vote for my mom! She still only has one vote!!!

My Mom is not Ernest Adams!!!

I guess you guys just aren't ready for another communist dictator God.


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Old 06-11-2004, 11:23 AM   #5
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the poll must be broken cause i voted for your mom as well

it's a fix!
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:25 AM   #6
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hahaha! doppelganger rex! hahahaha! right now i'm thinking about a bunch of dogs.

anyway your poll is wrong and senseless, because kawauki is the only god in this universe you fools!


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Old 06-11-2004, 04:03 PM   #7
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I voted for your mother, she's the only person who can be a good god to a fansite that I don't even visit.
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Old 06-11-2004, 04:18 PM   #8
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anyway your poll is wrong and senseless, because kawauki is the only god in this universe you fools!
Who the hell is he/she/it/what/who?

Plus, did this kawauki create Grim Fandango or aid in the creation of Monkey Island. I rest my case!

Oh, and I voted for your mum, but it still only says one vote. What's up with that?

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Old 06-12-2004, 12:02 AM   #9
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OKAY! Everybody has to vote again. Stevan fixed the poll.

Vote Mom!


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