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Old 06-15-2004, 10:24 PM   #1
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Angry Bar fight.

Jinni walks into a bar and sees Darth Rythe, his old arch enemy, in a corner. Jinni rushes over and stabs him. Darth Rythe is down for 4 posts.
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:08 AM   #2
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WTF?


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Old 06-16-2004, 01:27 AM   #3
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I get the jist. And I would partake in it if it weren't for the fact you posted the thread six times. One of the moderators will let you know about that with a consequence.

Jofa smashes beer bottle on the bar, takes a hold on Jinni Tsurugi and uses the broken glass to slit Jinni Tsurugi's throat. Therefore, Jinni Tsurugi can't post at all forever. Therefore, Jinni Tsurugi can't be the little bitch that Jinni Tsurugi is any longer.

Anybody with the power, please close this thread as well as the five identical threads.


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Old 06-16-2004, 03:24 AM   #4
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Quote:
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WTF?
that was exactly my first thought, too...
WTF...

and then:

o_O

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Old 06-16-2004, 03:30 AM   #5
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Jofa Jofa, please be reasonable.
No normal spammer would post a decent topic like this six times on PURPOSE. It was probably an error of some sort. Have you LOOKED in any of the threads? They are well... Almost not existing on the inside. It's ok.
On the other hand, you may be right. Jinni? What do you have to say?
Anyways, Kj°len runs up to the fight and pulls Jinni and Jofa apart, only to push their heads back into eachother.


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Old 06-16-2004, 03:43 AM   #6
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key-hau-len: .. exactly what i thought.. a forum hiccup.

but attention..

"this thread belongs into a game forum!!"

this is TEH HARBOR.. serious offtopic discussion ONLY!!


err..


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Old 06-16-2004, 04:38 AM   #7
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this is TEH HARBOR.. serious offtopic discussion ONLY!!

absolutely

now, will someboby pull my finger
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:02 AM   #8
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:25 AM   #9
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wooooweeeeee!

Oh thats good... everyone loves their own brand don't they?

the canary just died, quick!... gas masks on!
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:38 AM   #10
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*putsagasmaskon*

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Old 06-16-2004, 06:35 AM   #11
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:24 AM   #12
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Geez Siv, what did you eat? Did you scarf down a dozen bowls of extra spicy chili or something because that was one noxious fart!


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Old 06-16-2004, 08:10 AM   #13
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-> rotten goat


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Old 06-16-2004, 08:28 AM   #14
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Mmm....Rotten goat...*drools, putting out the fire of Ray's matches*
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Old 06-16-2004, 09:06 AM   #15
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plenty of fibre in rotten goat. plenty of maggots too... but that just adds to the crunch. i've got some left-overs if anyone wants a rotten goat sandwich. i was going to save it for a rotton goat pie, but i believe in sharing. besides i've got a goat rotting at we speak, its looking pretty green so it should be rotten enough for tomorrow. i was thinking about doing a rotton goat stew.
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Old 06-16-2004, 01:10 PM   #16
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I don't think this thread belongs in the game forum anymore. NOW the thread deserves to be closed. But that doesn't mean I want it to be closed


/me drags Siv's goat stenched ass back to #echonet.
Oh, it's irc.gamesurge.net now. :/

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Old 06-16-2004, 02:24 PM   #17
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/\ doesn't get permission to start a K-Jo'Round
> starts a Ali-o'Round
\/ doesn't know what any of this means... yet

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Old 06-16-2004, 03:39 PM   #18
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^ tse. i know very well.
< just revived kj°-round over at sam n max net. *waves at k.*
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Old 06-16-2004, 03:47 PM   #19
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Jinni walks out of the restroom and sees Darth Rythe standing up. "Oh, you want more eh?" *pulls out a machette and throughs it at Darth Rythe* Darth Rythe gets pinned to the wall. Darth Rythe is down for 4 posts, again.
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:26 PM   #20
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JofaGuht, you SUCK! And you Lynk Former.


you cant hurt me much...
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:14 PM   #21
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there is no lynk former or darth rythe here. go to aresen and say it again. then watch lynk open your sweet little farthole up to the neck.


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Old 06-16-2004, 05:19 PM   #22
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Amazing, it got this vulgar before I came along.

Halfway through reading, i made the desicion to move this to the game forums.

now I've changed my mind. This is sooo closed. I have not the power to close the others, but no forum glitch makes the same thread appear in six different forums, not only that, but sub forums (delete me is the sub forum to mi discussion, get it?), not only that, but each opening post has different text. Therefore I'd call it intentional, and therefore, closed.

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