lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: About Bim...
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Sorry, this thread is closed. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 07-14-2004, 10:38 AM   #1
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
About Bim...

Hi guys, This is about Bim. I guess in a way, this is my fault. See, I'm a friend of his, and when I told him about this site and this RPG forum, he decided to make funny posts. I guess he doesn't like Star Wars. Anyways, He's not trying to ruin the threads, he's just trying to make a funny story. He's not trying to offend anyone, he just wants to get a good laugh, so I hope you guys find his work at least a bit funny. But, he's given me an idea: This is the official Star Wars Funny story RPG Thread!!!

p.s. If you guys don't like it, don't flame or anything, just post here and tell me, and I guess i'll let the thread just die out.


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 10:40 AM   #2
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
Well, you don't have a bad idea, but Bim is doing wrong. We accept funny stuff (what 95% of the posts in this forum are), but we don't accept disgusting, perverted stuff, especially when it insults us.


Sabretooth is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 10:53 AM   #3
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
Hmm... Well, sorry if it offended you guys, I guess he went a little overboard, Federally inspecting my Characters anus and stuff, but that's why I made this, so he can post his crazy stuff here.

Well, I'll get started on a story:

Situation: This is for all Bounty Hunters: The Evil Purple Dildo sporting and Pokeball throwing Bim Blaster Bob has been sighted on Coruscant, and must be taken in for sexual crimes against wookies, and other hairy space critters. He must be brought in at all costs. The job pays 100 Spacebucks.

Name: Carth Shesh
Age: Stopped Counting
Occupation: Bounty Hunter/Former Jedi
Weapons: Two lightsabers, Two Mandalorian heavy blasters, Preparation H.

Carth, spying Bim stroking his pet pickle applesauce, heads in to arrest the space pervert.


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 10:55 AM   #4
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
Woops, i already told Jed about him. want me to let him leave him alone?

EDIT: Oh and i'm not going to do that if he doesn't delete the posts in the other threads.
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:00 AM   #5
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
LOL, I've informed Jed too.

BTW, it would still be a bit disturbing if that mentally retarted donkey started typing crap and **** in a thread. Oh, well. I'm outta here.

Jed will make sure Bim is outta here too, I hope.


Sabretooth is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:03 AM   #6
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
Hmmm, maybe we should give him a second chance.

And then when he screws up, Jed is SO gonna ban him and we'll be laughing our asses off. But he could try and act normal. I already requested that in a pm (Well, actually, it was like: Delete the crap and may the mods have mercy on your soul but hey.) So maybe if he can let his retardness go in this thread and act normal in the other ones.

Or at leats as normal as most people here get.
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:09 AM   #7
Bim_Blaster_Bob
Banned
 
Status: Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 10
Name:Bim Blaster Bob
Age:33
Occupation:Space Pervert
Weapon:Rusty Butter Knife

Bim, who is minding his own buisness, detects Carth sneaking up behind him with his spidey senses. Bim, weapon at the ready turns around and jabs the knife into Carth's right eye causing Carth to contract tetnis from the rusty blade and causing him to lose his right eye. Bim uses his telepathic powers to find the battle plan of the bounty hunters. Once he relizes he is in danger he uses that strategy of Saddam Hussein and digs himself a hole in the middle of Afghanistan and loads it up with Kraft Dinner and a stack of porno and hides himself untill some other gay bounty hunter comes looking for him.
Bim_Blaster_Bob is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:09 AM   #8
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
well, the problem is, that he hates star wars, so he'll only be here to be a dick. I'm just hoping that he'll post only in this thread, and not post at all anywhere else. I'm sorry I told him, it was a bad idea.


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:16 AM   #9
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
Well,if he hates starwars, there's nothing bad to IPbanning him...
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:25 AM   #10
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
He'll just change his name and come back on. Give it a few days, I just wont say anything about it, he'll forget that this site even exists.


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:40 AM   #11
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
Nonono, i said IPban him! then he can't make an account here anymore But alright, we'll give him that chance (if Jed allows it) BUT: He'd better.

*sigh* what's up with n00bs these days... First there were two guys that were questioning our fandom based on them knowing one single thing about starwars and we knowing the rest, and now there's the 'RPG screwer!' literally.

Last edited by Doomie; 07-14-2004 at 11:56 AM.
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 04:20 PM   #12
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
oh u mean ban his IP address! I had no idea what u were talking about lol.


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 07:36 PM   #13
Black Knight of Keno
Darth Tepe of today
 
Black Knight of Keno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Turku, Finland
Posts: 3,908
Roleplayer 
name: Lord Tepe dah Great
Occupation: lord Tepe dah Great
Weapon: Anti-gay-destroyer-mega-atom-vaporizer

Walks towards Bim and fires his weapon. As Bim is vaporized for being gay, he walks away, leaving these n00bs to rot in hell


"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance,
the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity in all this vastness there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
"

- Carl Sagan
Black Knight of Keno is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 09:32 PM   #14
All_Mighty_Ewok
Rookie
 
All_Mighty_Ewok's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada, you hosers!!
Posts: 63
lol, so what if i'm new??


Don't be hatin, just be skatin
All_Mighty_Ewok is offline   you may:
Old 07-14-2004, 11:52 PM   #15
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
Nothing offensive, Ewok, but have you ever joined another forum in your life?


Sabretooth is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 04:47 AM   #16
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
I haven't....
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 05:46 AM   #17
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
Quote:
Originally posted by Doomgiver
I haven't....
I had joined many forums in my past, but NONE, NONE i tell you was as engaging, entartaining and enteresting as this one.


Sabretooth is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 05:50 AM   #18
Doomie
Do the Black Mage!
 
Doomie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The black void...
Posts: 2,445
Yeah... especially the interesting part. I mean, it's quiet and calm for days, and suddenly we get Arkle 'the troll' seizure and Bim_blaster_bob AKA Pervert, Retard, stupid, racist...

What? He clearly had something against black people and jews...

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!
Doomie is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 07:49 AM   #19
Black Knight of Keno
Darth Tepe of today
 
Black Knight of Keno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Turku, Finland
Posts: 3,908
Roleplayer 
Quote:
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!
Thatsong rules! You seen the music video? I saw it somewhere. Cool

Have fun


"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance,
the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe,
are challenged by this point of pale light.
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.
In our obscurity in all this vastness there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
"

- Carl Sagan
Black Knight of Keno is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 11:43 AM   #20
Sabretooth
鬼龍院皐月
 
Sabretooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Mumbai
Posts: 9,362
Quote:
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!
We hateses it! Yesss We doess! Doesn't we, preciousss?


Sabretooth is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 06:39 PM   #21
Keebler_Elf
Banned
 
Keebler_Elf's Avatar
 
Status: Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1
MMM...MMM...BITCH

go roleplay at some beastiality forum, ya sicko ~ Jed

Last edited by Jed; 07-15-2004 at 10:01 PM.
Keebler_Elf is offline   you may:
Old 07-15-2004, 10:00 PM   #22
Jed
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
You've got a different IP, but since we just got done talking about this stuff being not allowed, I'm banning your stupid, "i cant spelz" ass.

You're not welcome, and I will continue to ban you if you keep coming back.

Thread closed.
  you may:
Post a new thread. Sorry, this thread is closed. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > SWBattlefront.net (SWBF I & II) > Community > Role-Playing Forum > About Bim...

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:31 PM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.