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Old 10-28-1999, 04:31 AM   #1
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I've noticed that Nintendo 64 games have got no sexual references. But have you seen Duke Nukem Zero Hour! Down here in Australia you get a sticker that says what it has got in it. First I saw the violence , then the language , and then at the bottom, sexual references! . The 64 is moving up in the world. (Finally)

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Old 10-28-1999, 05:38 PM   #2
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oh boy! i love to get turned on by video games! (well besides that tomb raider chick...shut up!)


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Old 10-28-1999, 05:56 PM   #3
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Wait a minute...what's a "real" girl???

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Old 10-28-1999, 08:23 PM   #4
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To bad you can't get real girl's to just pop out of the games. GOD DAMN IT!


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Old 10-28-1999, 10:51 PM   #5
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No, no, no...you guys have got it all wrong! The video games are for satisfying your lust for violence, not sex! When you want to kill things and destroy people, you turn on the video game...but when you want sex, you, well...
I go to my girlfriend. I guess the rest of you are on your own.
Nevermind.

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Old 10-29-1999, 09:09 AM   #6
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Oh...
that still doesn't tell me what a "real" girl is...
I'm so confused

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Old 10-30-1999, 03:17 AM   #7
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Allow me. A real girl will bring her man a tall frosty while he's playing Rogue Squadron.

Haw! Haw! Haw! (Snort!)

No, just kidding. I'm into equal rights and I don't really like beer to begin with...

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Old 10-30-1999, 11:05 AM   #8
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Me neither. It's alchohol + water, so I don't think it an appetizing beverage.

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Old 10-31-1999, 07:55 PM   #9
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Root beer, anyone? I LOOOVE MY IBC ROOT BEER!!

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Old 11-01-1999, 11:07 AM   #10
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Look, real girls are the real things, you know, skin hair, nails, rooms full of Dolly Magazines or whatever.
Now the not so real girls. A bunch of polygons and textured thingymagics put together to create a replica of a girl.
Understand?

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Old 11-01-1999, 09:59 PM   #11
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR DETERMINING GIRL REALITY:

1) Check for VR goggles. Remove.

2) If no girl, go to bar.

3) If girl, reach out to touch.

4) If touch glass, then no girl. Go to 2.

5) If touch soft nice, then girl.

6) If slapped, go to 2.

7) If not slapped, congratulations. Girl real.



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Old 11-02-1999, 12:20 AM   #12
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Meaning girl not real if guy get slapped?
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Old 11-02-1999, 12:51 AM   #13
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Yes, not 'real'ly worth the effort.

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Old 11-02-1999, 06:57 AM   #14
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Whoa. You guys are changing the subject so much (Not that there's anything wrong with it) From 'sexual references on the N64' to 'girls' to 'what is a real girl?'
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Old 11-02-1999, 06:05 PM   #15
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That's what comedy is for!!!
Oh, and by the way, I tried what you suggested, and now my face is a very bright red with hand marks all over it. Love hurts...


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Old 11-02-1999, 06:11 PM   #16
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And I thought I was bad...

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Old 11-02-1999, 06:40 PM   #17
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I think I know why people look to their video games for sexiness...!

There is a little understood relationship between sex and violence, and today's video games are chock full of the latter. It's only natural that subconsciously, people would try to balance that somehow.

You have to admit, there is something sexy about zapping the dog***t out of an Imperial laser turret, watching the pretty flames blossom and engulf it before it erupts in a flaming, debris-strewn fireball. Tell me I'm wrong, here, I dare you...

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Old 11-02-1999, 07:16 PM   #18
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<font size=9>YOU'RE WRONG!!!</font>
tehe.......

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Old 11-02-1999, 11:18 PM   #19
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Ok Cracken did it big so I'll go small.

<font size=-15>You're wrong!


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Old 11-02-1999, 11:39 PM   #20
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Imladil...that's just wierd.

BTW, good to see ya Nitro!
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Old 11-03-1999, 12:20 AM   #21
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And Nitro isn't wierd...?

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Old 11-03-1999, 02:53 PM   #22
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unless this is an inside joke i missed...

Wierd is really spelt " W-E-I-R-D".

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Old 11-04-1999, 04:19 AM   #23
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Is there truly a right and wrong way to spell weird...?

I mean, is there NO room for interpretation?

I've never been very good at following the rules.
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Old 11-04-1999, 08:47 AM   #24
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Hang on arn't we supposed to talk about the S**t Imladil was talking about. What's with the dictionary war here?

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Old 11-04-1999, 02:40 PM   #25
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corran, i don't think that anyone gets the $h!+ that Imladil is talkin bout...

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Old 11-04-1999, 07:49 PM   #26
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I still don't really know what a "real" girl is!!!
(okay, the joke's dead, so sue me. Okay, so thats a cliche, so sue me. And once again I use a hackneyed phrase, so s...wait a minute!!! )

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Old 11-05-1999, 05:45 AM   #27
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Okay, try this one: real girls can't be controled the way video babes can. I mean, you can write a program for a real girl, and she'll re-write it for herself. Video babes just do what the machine tells them to do, no questions asked, no whining, no bulls***.

I refuse to say which is better.

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Old 11-06-1999, 09:37 AM   #28
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Lujayne speaking: Corran, I'm sure you can find a way to express yourself without all the big bad words.

R.A.V.E.N. speaking: Whats this Lujayne, Comandeering posts now? Actually its kinda fun. .

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Old 11-06-1999, 02:39 PM   #29
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maybe he is not old enough...

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Old 11-06-1999, 05:54 PM   #30
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Hmmmm, like any of the guys here have ever really <u>had</u> a real babe...I think some, no most of them are just a little too strange to get any action...
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Old 11-06-1999, 11:41 PM   #31
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Flamin- i'm sure even you know how rogue squadron turns on the ladies...

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Old 11-08-1999, 01:52 AM   #32
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Hey, why does everyone have to pick on me? Come on R.A.V.E.N, Lujayne give me a break here!
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Old 11-08-1999, 02:06 AM   #33
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Hmm. I don't think I've ever picked on you, Car Horn...but maybe it's time I started.

As for not getting any action...! This is a family oriented site, so I'm not going into any details...but I do get plenty, thanks!

Even the weird get laid in this world, it seems.

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