12 days of starwars

To help you jabronies get into the holiday spirit, im gonna do this.

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...a starwars phantom menace cd.

More to come.

On the second day of Chrsitmas, my true love gave to me -

two testicles, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace CD.

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(Insert witty one-liner signature HERE)

On the third day of Christmas, my true love game to me...

Three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Menace CD.

(We're ALL going to heck; I just though I'd point that out. )



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Corn?! Where?!!!!!!!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - four food groups, three fresh Korn , two testicles, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace see-dee.....

DAMMIT! THIS WAS MY THING!!!
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me-
a FIVE NIPPLED ALIEN (eww gross!)
four fodd groups,
three fresh corn,
two testicles,
and a starwars phantom menace cd.

Uh...what was six again? Dangit! Won't fit, but oh well...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh Korn, two tes-ti-cules, and a Stars Wars Phantom Menace see-dee...

Pass the peanut butter, please.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Let me try this ...

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh Korn, two tes-ti-cules, and a Star Wars Phantom Menace see-dee...

Whee ...

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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.


[This message has been edited by Kint (edited December 13, 1999).]

On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me:

eight kasan moores (i thought one was enough)

seven fulled armed and operational battle stations

six screaming terrorists

five nippled alien

four food groups

three fresh corn

two testicles

and a star wars phantom menace cd

THERE!!!

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element
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govna14@hotmail.com

.....?!!?!

<font size="4">BWAAA-HAAHAHAHHAHAAAHHH!!!!</font>...*(Ack! Gasp! Airbubble!)* CHOKE! HACK! SPUTTER! WHEEEeeeeze.....<font size="1">gasp!*</font>

.........<u>THUD</u>.

*(Complete silence)*

And the good Lt. shall rise <font size=20>Nevermore</font> Ba Da Bum Bum Bum

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

on the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me,
nine jabba the hut action figures complete with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers and a subscription to INEEDALIFE MAGAZINE
(DAMMIT! I WANTED YODA'S SWINGING BACHELORS PAD WITH MARGARITA MIXER AND MIRRORS!),
eight Kasan Moores (OMIGOD!!WHERES THE TREE?)
seven fully armed and operational battle stations,
six screeming terrorists,
a FIVVVE NIIIHPPLLEDDDDD ALIEN!!!!!
four food groups,
three fresh corn,
two-oo testicles,
and a star wars phantom menace see-deeeeeee!

(Wow, that's a lotta crap to fit under a tree)

???

Uh...okay. I'll give it a try. (*Deep, deep breath*)

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seeeee-deeeeee<font size=1>eee--! *squeak*</font>

Dangit! The monkeys and the raven are fighting over the corn! SHOOO!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

<font size="4"><u>DATE</u>:</font> 12/14/99
<font size="4"><u>FROM</u>:</font> Lt. Guilo, retired
<font size="4"><u>TO</u>:</font> Imladil, Anomalous Materials; Thrashmonkey Division
<font size="4"><u>RE</u>:</font> Imladil's signature commentary

So Little Jimmy says he's out of his element, eh Imladil?

...Who's <u>fault</u> is that? <font size="1">

[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 14, 1999).]

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seeeee-deeeeeeeee--!

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Right in time to bring it home.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 12 Awking Ravens, 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seee-deeeeeee!!!!!

I love christmas.

(To the tune of "Feliz Navidad")

"The police got my dog...doot-doot do-do doot, the police got my dog...doot-doot do-do doot...The police got my dog, they got my dog; yes, they got my dog!"

Next verse:

"I wanna make you a Hare Krishna! I wanna make you a Hare Krishna!" etc.

You like? I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE!

(Lt. Guilo...Little Jimmy can play in the dirt all he wants, but BIG Jimmy is directly out of his freaking mind. )



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

I like, I like already!

*(Imladil suddenly brandishes a tell-tale rubber chicken)*

Oh NO!!! Not <u>THAT AGAIN</u>!!! EEEEEEEK!!!!

*(Runs off, screaming bloody murder)*<font size="1">

[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 15, 1999).]

!! do I even wanna know?

On the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 12 big ugly robotis spider things like the ones ,on Return Of The Jedi,in Jabba's Palace,11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled aliens, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace cd.

Um....how many times were we going to sing about the 12th day of Christmas, again?

According to my calculations, the twelfth day of Christmas would be January fifth. That's two days past my birthday.

A simple solution of a capfull bleach to five gallons warm water make a cheap and effective sanitizer/grease cutter for everyday kitchen use.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

[Lujayne]

Tolkien's birthday is January third? Wow, I never knew that!
And d'uh, anyone who's ever worked in a restauraunt before knows that!!
--L.

*and a Star Wars Phantom Menace Seeeeeeee-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*

*(Note to the confused: yes, the dead ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien is posting at this site.)*

Isn't 'dead ghost' somewhat redundant?

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

Hey Imladil?You know what else you can do with bleach?If you mix it with pure ammonia it makes a pretty good explosive.I'v never done it but my mom did.

I prefer the seagull-and-alka-seltzer class of explosives, myself.

Ever hear of the Froot-loops and Bats**t bomb? It's a real thing, I swear...

"Uhhhhhh...Beavis, get OUT of the cereal!"

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

GUFFAW!! HAW HAW HAWWWWW!!! OMIGOD! A FROOT LOOPS AND BATCRAP BOMB!! Thats how robin blew up that building!
On the 13 day of christmas, my true love gave to me, 13 chicken fried Ewoks (finger-lickin' good, 12 Awking Ravens, 11 gunguns like Jar Jar with that stupid accent and accident prones and a blaster, ten live howler monkeys, nine Jabba the Hutt action figures with oozey drool and nearly naked dancers, eight Kasan Moors, seven fully armed and operational battle stations, six screaming terrorists, a five-nippled alien, four food groups, three fresh corn, two testicles and a Star Wars Phantom Meanace seee-deeeeeee!!!!!
(Hey, it's star wars...its all good.)

Dead Ghost is a double negative, so is;nt saying that the eqivilant of saying
"_____ _____"?

[This message has been edited by R.A.V.E.N. (edited December 16, 1999).]

Yes I am wondering.How does a person die become a ghost then die again.

Once upon a time, there was an atom bomb. Then there simply were no more questions.

Kenobi died on the first Death Star, became a ghost, and his ghost died again sometime after RoTJ. So, at one point, he was a dead ghost !

I wonder if a dead ghost is a helluva more scarier than a regular ghost ...

<font size=1>boo!</font>

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH !



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

to die or not to die that is the question .


the universe is but a drop of water to a great ocean


commander skywalker....we lost good men today.....

it's quiet ,to quiet.
(my deepest sympathy to anyone who can recognize this game)............................................. .................................................. ............
.................................................. .................. hallo...... this is skywalker ................. answer me ....................................
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[This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited December 18, 1999).]

Uhhhh...hello, Skywalker! This is Radio Free Saturn. Over.

*Static.*

Hello Skywalker, this is Radio Free Saturn. Over?

*More static.*

Dammit! This is SATURN! Over!

*You guessed it--even more static*

Well, I guess his pizza's just gonna have to get cold. Stupid little Jedi prettyboy...<font size=1>grumble, grumble</font>...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Zoomunit

"Crystal magic helps the elementally disabled."

--Little Jimmy

pretty boy eh!!!
just cause i'm english you rebel scum

oh yeah and by the way I ordered fries

...........There you are.......
"RAPID FIRE MODE ENGAGED"

"MISSILE LOCK ON ACCOMPLISHED"(i made that up by the way)

"FEELS NICE TO BE ON THE OFFENSIVE FOR ONCE"

Now SKW we don't want a riot in the forum.You guys can settle this like men.But I guess there is nothing more fun than battling an unseen enemy.
LOCKED ONTO TARGET.
TARGET IDENTIFIED.
OH CRAP!ITS SKW.
FIRE THE TORPEDOE.
DAMMIT.MISSED.
BUT I STILL SCORED.
I HIT KASAN MOOR.
THE BIG BLOB OF FAT IS ROLLING OVER THE PLATEAU.

this.........this is skywalker kasan..........kasan.......WHAT....

hallo......kasan...... this is skywalker..... kasan?...COME IN KASAN... general this is commander skywalker kasan is dead repeat kasan is dead.......


T'IS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY TRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

this is a reply to skywalker's last letter. I just thought i'd write in to say that you are mad. your co-pilots on roque squadron are awesome they fly brilliantly and seem to be endlessly taking out ties especially the ones which you pass by.

oh yeah and by the way i have playede lylat wars and THAT is what you call bad co-pilots.