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Old 12-18-2004, 08:13 AM   #41
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Deac: Awww. I stink at those.

Syrnl: So do I...hmmm...

Deac: I'll try anyway... You want to let us on the plane

Attendant: Hey! You're like that guy out the movie!

Syrnl: Hey...we're going to a convention. In New York. These are all just plastic. Come on...who has a "real" lightsaber anyways!


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Old 12-19-2004, 05:49 AM   #42
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(Alyssa whispers)

Alyssa: Good gracious, do you really think you'll get us on like that?

(Then, after raising her voice, she uses a mind trick)

Alyssa: We have tickets.

Attendant: You have tickets. Show them to me.

Alyssa: We have already shown them to you.

Attendant: You have already shown them to me.

Alyssa: We may board now.

Attendant: You may board now. Have a nice flight.

(The attendant then sees Cat and runs away screaming. Alyssa laughs.)

Alyssa: Cat seems to be the only thing we need around here... everybody runs at the sight of him.

(As the attendant runs away...)

We have a large party of... people. They've got a tiger with them and they're boarding the next flight to the US! Let US customs know what's headed their way... and see if you can get rid of that tiger before it kills somebody!


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Old 12-19-2004, 05:12 PM   #43
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*Kaildor was sitting in his isle seat when Deac and co were boarding*

Kaildor: Keep it down will ya, some of us are trying to sleep

*pulls a brown hat over his eyes*

Kaildor: Bloody Tourists



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Old 12-20-2004, 05:23 AM   #44
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Passenger: Don't I know you from somewhere.

Deac: I just have one of those faces...er... I'm playing JC in Deus Ex the Movie.


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Old 12-20-2004, 10:11 AM   #45
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(Alyssa smiles and nods, but when she gets the chance, she whispers to Deac.)

Alyssa: You're what who in what the what?


Hmm, yes it's me again. I must say, I don't bother educating my characters in video games or any other form of technology or entertainment which exists on my home planet... sorry, you'll have to do quite a bit of explaining.

Tarila: And of course, you don't have the time to explain it yourself... typical.

Nom: You'd hope our creator would have the time for us.

Shut up! I've got to finish about 11 modules of a biology book within the next 2 days!

Alyssa: Mmmhmm, sure you do. That explains perfectly why you're here talking to us right now.

Give me a break! I'm taking a little break, so what?

Nom: So finish up so you don't have to take a break!

Oh, fine... I'll be back [/Governor Arnold]

Tarila: Don't you love it how we can boss him around?


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Old 12-21-2004, 11:24 AM   #46
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[Time to get this moving]

*The plane lands and they arrive at the Enron building*

Deac: In there? That's a long way to go.

*Begins climbing stairs*

Syrnl: Anyone else want to take the lift?


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Old 12-22-2004, 06:43 AM   #47
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Sophae: The lift is broken, this is Earth, remember? Nothing ever works.

Allessa: Well would one of you boys like to fix it.

Flax: That's for when your car breaks down, we're not all that stupid. How the hell do you expect me to fix a lift? I don't even have a hydro spanner.

Hal: I'll fix it for you!

Dasken: No, I'll fix it for you!

Hal: No, she's my fiencee, I'll do it.

*They begin to fight.*

*Flax puts his head in his hands and drags his fingers down his face.*


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Old 12-22-2004, 09:46 AM   #48
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Deac: Then...the stairs...

Syrnl: Yes the stairs, and then?

Deac: Up, up up and up. And then...

Syrnl: The tunnel...

*Deac looks puzzled*

Deac: No, the office.

Syrnl: Yes, the office. We meant that.

Deac: Whatever.

*Starts climbing stairs*


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Old 12-23-2004, 09:32 AM   #49
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(Alyssa turns to Deac)

Alyssa: You spend time with some very strange people...

(Cat bounds up the stairs ahead of everybody)

Alyssa: No, CAT! Get back here!

(Cat growls, but returns to Alyssa's side.)

Tarila: Strange people abound here. You talk to an overgrown cat.

(Nom and Tarila chuckle and head up the stairs.)


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Old 12-23-2004, 01:46 PM   #50
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*Flax and DRago climb the stairs, folled by Sellenna and Sophae, Hal and Dasken continue to fight.*


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Old 12-24-2004, 09:53 AM   #51
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*Deac, Syrnl and Orthos burst in the head office to see a large struggling crate and a figure sat in a chair with their back turned*

Deac: Alright, Lokpihet, hand over Real Deac

*The case shudders*

Lokpihet: We're in here

*The chair turns and is occupied by none other than...*

Deac: REAL DEAC!

Real Deac: Yes. You see, I masterminded this whole scheme to make a good holiday special. As you can see, it didn't go quite as planned.

Syrnl: Well with those yanks and their finals...

Real Deac: Yes...a shame. No matter, I think we got the intended job of the holiday special done

*Reletha and Lokpihet get out of the box*

Lokpihet: Oh yeah, this was just a plan to lure you all...to the Christmas party

*Streamers fall from the ceiling and a band begins to play*

Deac: Is this just random or a total cop-out ending

*Walks into wall*

Hey!

*Real Deac chuckles*


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Old 12-24-2004, 06:30 PM   #52
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*Alysara walks in on Cracken, who is sitting infront of giant red button that says "Push only to Destroy the Planet Deac is on. (In small print) Only if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want to."

Alysara: So, dad, you gonna waste 'em?

Cracken: Nah, i'll just watch them get around earth. it'll be funny.

Then i'll blow 'em up.

*Camra pans out to reveal.... The Crimson Star! as the Earths moon!

DUN DUN DUN!!!*

Crimson Star: Hey, wasn't i blown to heck awhile back?

Me: Yeah, but i'd be funny. That, and i haven't used a WMD in a bit, so i'm feeling quite bored. Besides, Europe sucks.

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Old 12-26-2004, 07:25 AM   #53
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*Craken hears feet tapping behind him.*

Sellenna: So Euope sucks, huh?

Sophie: I believe the Earthlings have a technichal term for where you are right now, "Deep ****."

*The rest of BD's characters stand in the doorway. Including a very irate Agamarian Army.*


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Old 12-26-2004, 08:22 AM   #54
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Real Deac: Europe sucks eh?

*He types some more and Cracken walks into a wall*

Real Deac: I can godmode real bad when the urge takes me.

*Syrnl grabs the keyboard*

Syrnl: Give me that!

*Continues wall-butting*


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Old 12-26-2004, 11:59 AM   #55
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*Rwos looks up at Earth's moon*

Rwos: That's no moon! That's a---God, I can't finish this. Who exactly is writing my lines?

Me: That would be me, you know, the person whose head you live in. And who doesn't make you pay rent.

K'Warra: So are we all going to mysteriously appear on the moon now? I think someone needs to save BD's overrated army from Cracken's overrated Sleeper.


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Old 12-26-2004, 04:19 PM   #56
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Alyssa looks around...


Alyssa: Um, Wildjedi? Are you there?

Of course, I am!

Alyssa: That's great. Can Cat and I get back to our time period now?

Oh, I suppose.

Alyssa: Thank you!

(Alyssa and Cat vanish in a bright flash.)

Nom and Tarila really don't get much action... Alyssa will be joining the main thread soon...

Tarila: Oh, good. She's cool... for a Jedi.


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Old 12-26-2004, 04:49 PM   #57
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(((Now what in gods name is this madness?)))


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Old 12-27-2004, 05:40 AM   #58
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*The Army cradle their blaster rifles.*

Flax: Prepare the heavy weapons!

Hal: Uh, Dad? The Tanks don't fit through the corridors.

Flax: Then make the corridors fit.

Drago: Oh I'm going to enjoy this.


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Old 12-27-2004, 07:10 AM   #59
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Kaildor wanders into the office where the christmas part and picked up a small glass of champigan and began talking to the potted plant in the conner



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Old 12-27-2004, 08:55 AM   #60
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Cracken: I didn't say Europe sucks, my author did!

Me: *Unseen voice from above* well... he's got a point, a really bad one, but it's true.

Cracken: so HA! Ya'lll better leave or i'll get the hose......

Alysara: Dad, there are no hoses...

Cracken:... thanks hun, that was my bluff ya know.... now i just gotta kill them all in a rediculusly overkill kinda way. (sighs)

*Insert mass glowy and screaming type stuff here, ending in a big giant OMFGWTFBBQ blast emiting from Cracken, killing everyone, and blowing up the Crimson star*

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Old 12-28-2004, 06:40 AM   #61
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*The characters are left in an endless void*

Deac: Great job. No more sequels for us now. Oh well

Orthos: Who's up for Dungeons and Dragons!

THE END


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((Heh, D&D. A year ago I didn't know what that was...then my friend's soon-to-be-stepdad got her into it, and she got me and a bunch of our friends into it, and I got a shiny new Player's Handbook for Christmas and did I mention I won't be around New Year's Day because of it?

It's an interesting system, and since I love world mechanics I've played around with converting various races like my gargoyles to D&D...and maybe "Blade" would be interesting as a template + prestige class...too bad the magic system is way different from the Aetherverse (Rwos' universe)

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Old 12-28-2004, 11:05 AM   #63
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[Just got the money to order the complete rulebook set....]


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