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Old 12-05-2004, 11:35 AM   #41
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...that sounds like a pick-up line by black mage from 8-bit theater...
i wholeheartedly disagree. it's one of the best pick-up lines around...made by yours truly. and let's face it- anybody would say that to star jones.
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:55 AM   #42
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anybody would say that to star jones.
...i certainly wouldn't...




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Old 12-05-2004, 06:03 PM   #43
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:10 PM   #44
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You posted that pic over in the swamp aswell. You certainly do win. I can certainly tell you that.


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Old 12-06-2004, 02:27 AM   #45
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maybe you should calm down a bit. it's just some random girl in some random position. and not he best one i may add.


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Old 12-06-2004, 01:51 PM   #46
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where the fcuck are all these people coming from?!!!??!!!?!!1!!???!11!?!?!?11/1?!!?!/1

anyway...

i don't know how you couldn't say that to star jones, doc ock, but let me tell you this...

i think anybody would agree with me when saying that star jones is definitely better looking than captain janeway, who isn't necessarily the prettiest of women (i only know her name b/c my best friend loves star trek...i pity her).
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Old 12-06-2004, 11:21 PM   #47
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i think anybody would agree with me when saying that star jones is definitely better looking than captain janeway, who isn't necessarily the prettiest of women (i only know her name b/c my best friend loves star trek...i pity her).
...pfff, who cares about janeway?
...look at deanna troi (sp?) from enterprise tng!
...or at t'pol from the "new" enterprise (played by jolene blalock)!




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Old 12-07-2004, 01:09 AM   #48
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i think anybody would agree with me when saying that star jones is definitely better looking than captain janeway, who isn't necessarily the prettiest of women (i only know her name b/c my best friend loves star trek...i pity her).
i think everybody would agree, if you tell us she is looking different than janeway. and why take janeway if you can have the borg-bitch?

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...pfff, who cares about janeway?
...look at deanna troi (sp?) from enterprise tng!
hm. diana troy(sp?)..
err.. no. not with that mother.


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...or at t'pol from the "new" enterprise (played by jolene blalock)!
to say it like groovy.. it sucks balls

the new series, not jolene.

the hottest chicks are used in the original series anyway, and, of course, magnum, which is, of course, not startrek.


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Old 12-07-2004, 01:14 AM   #49
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err.. no. not with that mother.
...you could be right, her mother is kind of strange...

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to say it like groovy.. it sucks balls

the new series, not jolene.
...actually, i wish jolene would suck balls...

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the hottest chicks are used in the original series anyway
...yeah, i could die for uhura... bad thing is, she's pretty old now (or even dead, i dunno)...




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Old 12-07-2004, 01:52 AM   #50
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best startrek chicks are the alien ones. mostly.


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Old 12-07-2004, 02:10 AM   #51
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best startrek chicks are the alien ones. mostly.
...yeah... female klingons... or female cardassians...




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Old 12-07-2004, 02:47 AM   #52
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female klingon slave girls in pantees and tied to tapestries.




life could be soo.. fulfilled. *sigh*


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Old 12-07-2004, 02:48 AM   #53
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female klingon slave girls in pantees and tied to tapestries.
*gets wide eyes; begins to smile like an idiot*

...w00t...





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Old 12-07-2004, 03:09 AM   #54
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yes. i would definitly know how to live.

but does mom allow it or has anyboy invented the warp drive yet??


NO! tse.


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Old 12-07-2004, 03:12 AM   #55
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*swallows in self-pity*




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Old 12-07-2004, 03:34 AM   #56
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ok, everybody, that man needs a pill, a hug and a warpdrive, NOW!


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Old 12-07-2004, 01:13 PM   #57
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yeah...klingon chicks. i'm turned on.

das: [to klingon chick.] "Ų, you're looking mighty fine today..."
klingon chick: *series of clicks* *teehee*
das: "ooh, baby"
*das and klingon chick wildly make out*
*das puts hands around the klingon chick's back to undo her bra, and feels a zipper instead of a clasp*
*unzips klingon chick to reveal fealiks*
das: "gah! what the hell are you doing, fealiks?"
fealiks: "no, please, call me Ų."
das: "i don't care what you want to be called!"
fealiks: "well, if you want to go...then do...but call me later tonight. i'll make it exciting..."
das: "jesus christ!" *leaves*
fealiks: "i love you, das!!"
actual klingon chick: *walks up to fealiks* "hello, my name is Ų."
fealiks: "really? me too!"
actual klingon chick: "how interesting."
fealiks: "oh, yes, it is."
*they make out wildly*
actual klingon chick: "it's interesting b/c Ų means 'rayjones'." *unzips her skin* *ray is underneath*
ray: "hello, little one."
fealiks: "umm....hi."
....TO BE CONTINUED....
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:53 PM   #58
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Oh gawd....I hate trekkies....


I did a google search for "trekkies" to make another joke pic, and found this:



The image is a joke all by itself!

Oh, the humanity....
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:50 AM   #59
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The image is a joke all by itself!

Oh, the humanity....
what?

...it's soo kkkkkjjjjuuuuute...

and das: you should learn how to flirt correctly in klingon:
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...ngon_flirt.htm
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...gon_flirt1.htm
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...gon_flirt2.htm
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...gon_flirt3.htm
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...gon_flirt4.htm
http://www.mst.fh-kl.de/~zitt/startr...gon_flirt5.htm




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Old 12-08-2004, 06:17 AM   #60
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So that's how you flirt up Klingon chicks, McCoy!?

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Old 12-08-2004, 06:33 AM   #61
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"surrender or die"

So that's how you flirt up Klingon chicks, McCoy!?
...prezactly! klingons like it rough with lots of biting and stuff ...




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Old 12-08-2004, 06:38 AM   #62
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i dont know. stuff? what? how much? how deep? boah eh.


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Old 12-08-2004, 06:41 AM   #63
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i dont know. stuff? what? how much? how deep? boah eh.
...much to learn you have, young one...
....err, or something...


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Old 12-08-2004, 06:46 AM   #64
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*reads aliens sig*

is that a huge sig you have there, mccoy?


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Old 12-08-2004, 06:53 AM   #65
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is that a huge sig you have there, mccoy?
...no, it's fairly small imho... only my geekcode and an image stating that i want s&m2 (and you only get to see that in "full mode" if you switched on that show-image-thingy in your profile)...




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Old 12-08-2004, 07:03 AM   #66
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hey, listen punk, i run in full mode. ask my girlfriend.

-girlfriend: yes, full speed mode, hihihihihihihihihiiihihihihihiiiiiii. *thud*



err.. that went according to plan, huh?

besides MY sig is smaller that yours.


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Old 12-08-2004, 07:08 AM   #67
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hey, listen punk, i run in full mode. ask my girlfriend.

-girlfriend: yes, full speed mode, hihihihihihihihihiiihihihihihiiiiiii. *thud*
that was a good one...

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besides MY sig is smaller that yours.
...but my words are smaller than your words...

compare:
you: "MY"
me: "my"

...ha!




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not thick, but short, eh?


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not thick, but short, eh?
O_o o_O




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o_O O_O ^____^ >__< V_V @__@ 0_0

I mean wtf?!?! doc, can you actually speak Klingon??!?!!??!11one
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I mean wtf?!?! doc, can you actually speak Klingon??!?!!??!11one
HIja' (= "yes")

...well, not really speaking, cause i suck at the klingon pronunciation, it's too much throaty gargling for my linguistic talent...

and now: bIjatlh 'e' yImev! munuQ! (~= "shut up! you annoy me!")...




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jI-yaj-be'thlIngan Hol vIjatlhbe, ghojmoHwI anejlI


valqu SoH

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Post pics or shut the Hell up!

That is all.

That being said, here is more yummy Drew!
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Does anyone remember ages and ages ago when someone posted a picture of that woman with the beard?
Whoever scanned it must have thought it was terrible because they felt the need to bleed all over it.
Not that I thought she was hot, I just thought I'd bring it up, whilst i remembered.

In actual news Flibble never thought about klingon chicks in a sexy way before, but he is doing so now.
First person to make "typing with one hand" joke gets slippery handshake cold hard stare full of disdain.


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Does anyone remember ages and ages ago when someone posted a picture of that woman with the beard?


?




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i need both hands, always.


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*cough* ...TMI...




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no, but here's one anyway. When was that?
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