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Old 12-02-2004, 11:10 AM   #1
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I'm Pregnant

I'm pregnant after having a fling with a male geography teacher after class last month. I think I'm going to keep the baby but he says he wants nothing to do with it. I've become so upset that I've started cutting myself and also I've become anorexic, and also I am having lots of casual sex with people that really turn me off as I can do this because I'm female and I don't need viagra to have sex with people that don't arouse me. I slept with my best friends' father last week too. I feel so ashamed. I feel like I have to end it all. I think I'm going to call the baby Samantha.


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Old 12-02-2004, 11:11 AM   #2
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Whyyyy oh whyyyyy god WHYYYYYYY


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Old 12-02-2004, 11:14 AM   #3
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Jesus WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


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Old 12-02-2004, 11:15 AM   #4
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Old 12-02-2004, 11:15 AM   #5
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Whhhhyyyyhuhhhh uh hhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh


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Old 12-02-2004, 12:06 PM   #6
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roflmao!!!
roflmao!!!

yuffie...

here's a small quiz-ish thing:

1) If you are pregnant, go to number 3.
2) If you are not pregnant, go to number 4.
3A) If you were impregnated by your world geography teacher, go to number 5.
3B) If you were impregnated by your best friend's father, go to number 6.
4) Go home.
5) Here's a present for your baby shower:
6A) If you have told your best friend, go to number 7.
6B) If you have not told you best friend, go to number 8.
7) Good for you. You are an honest ho.
8) Bad for you. You are a lying ho.

and there you have it! tada!
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Old 12-02-2004, 12:11 PM   #7
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so, yuster, babe.. you just blew any argument against having sex with me up to the stars.


drop your pantees, now.


*is really really excited*




*premature ejaculation*


crap.


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Old 12-02-2004, 03:29 PM   #8
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o yufster ;((((((((


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Old 12-02-2004, 09:08 PM   #9
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> also I've become anorexic

Remember you'll have to be anorexic for two now!

If it's a boy, you should call him Sarah or Michelle.

I bet he'll look like this:

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Old 12-02-2004, 11:58 PM   #10
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no no, don't call it Samantha, especially if itĺs a boy.
fruits and vegetables are where its at right now.

how about...

lemon,

or

cucumber

or

Butternut squash
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:03 AM   #11
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Rhubarb. Rhubarb!
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:12 AM   #12
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now thats a winner.

Yufster, your baby is now called

Rhubarb

of course if it's twins, the other will have to be called Custard


how can Mr Keane not want anything to do with little Rhubarb and Custard?
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Old 12-03-2004, 01:02 AM   #13
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is rhubarb a vegetable? or a fruit? or a fruity vegetable?

is eating plants not already killing?






and how'd ya got pregnant?

semen robbery a la ermakowa?


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Old 12-03-2004, 02:26 AM   #14
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And so my chances of a future with Yufster, have been blown to pieces!

Oh well girl, you will make a good mommy, I am sure, and you will ALWAYS be beautiful to me!
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:56 AM   #15
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:05 AM   #16
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omfg, you did you're teachr?!?!?!?!

he should be arrested
You should be expelled/changed school
but what are you gonna do?
No, really, what was it, he was talking about the himilaya's and winked at you? coooool, you had sex whith you're teacher. Hang on, you don't still have a thing for Bill Gates, do you?

Anyway, Cucumber's a terrible stupid immature name!!!



































Call it Margerine, Carl for short.
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Old 12-03-2004, 11:52 AM   #17
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:42 PM   #18
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hi

i love everybody.

and don't name it samantha or rhubarb...how about asparagus? banana? papaya???!1

or you could call it...








yes, you've guessed it...









watermelon.
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Old 12-03-2004, 01:48 PM   #19
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:42 PM   #20
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:48 PM   #21
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The new trend in baby naming is naming your child after a diesease. I hereby name him/her:

Gastrointestinal Tuberculosis.


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 12-04-2004, 06:06 AM   #22
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YUF! Stop calling me! For the last time *starts moonwalking* the kid is not my son!




You guys have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that one.

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Old 12-04-2004, 07:52 AM   #23
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Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess Pea

Best child name... EVAR.


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Old 12-04-2004, 09:39 AM   #24
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WOW!!!

but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...
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Old 12-04-2004, 11:21 AM   #25
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WOW!!!

but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...
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Old 12-04-2004, 12:36 PM   #26
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http://www.spilzonen.dk/images/dynam..._this_spam.jpg

I was trying to bring back the old clean(ish) humour of the forums, but failed.
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Old 12-05-2004, 01:25 AM   #27
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In that case, your best bet is to leave and not look back!
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Old 12-05-2004, 07:45 AM   #28
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Ahem. Excuse me. sorry about all that.. *cough*

Call it something from here.
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:10 PM   #29
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Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:22 AM   #30
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:30 AM   #31
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s.o.b.!





yeah.



i rul.


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Old 12-06-2004, 02:42 AM   #32
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Turd.

I once did eBay business with a guy called Turd Burglar. Was I afraid of that being a scam... but I did get the item.

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Old 12-06-2004, 02:50 AM   #33
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I once did eBay business with a guy called Turd Burglar. Was I afraid of that being a scam... but I did get the item.
lol, Turd Burglar.
what exactly was the item?... actually, it's probably better that we don't know.
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Old 12-06-2004, 07:13 AM   #34
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

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actually, it's probably better that we don't know.
lol! Actually, Sivy's right, he might sell, erm, *cough* excrement...
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Old 12-06-2004, 09:08 AM   #35
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Am I the only one who thinks she is being serious?

Compassion Fellows, Compassion.
It wasn't like this in my day... Back then we used to get pregnant all the time, and we were glad of it to! I remember GB122 once had Octuplets, and we had great fun picking out 8 different colours of baby booties, except that was quite taxing, as we only knew of 5 colours between us at the time.

I Remember.... STORKEN!
(He introduced me to Nightwish)
Thank You Storken, Fly On!


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]

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Old 12-06-2004, 11:24 AM   #36
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Seriously Yufs? Wow.....cool. Babies are great, I wouldn't be the happy go lucky Roy Tordes that I am if it wasn't for my two.....I wouldn't be half as knackered either mind, but still........

I was 29 at the weekend.......big birthday cheer for Roy (waits in silence )


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Old 12-06-2004, 11:25 AM   #37
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always wear a condom. ALWAYS!
heck, I'm wearing one right now


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Old 12-06-2004, 11:30 AM   #38
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I was 29 at the weekend.......big birthday cheer for Roy (waits in silence )
...congrats...


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heck, I'm wearing one right now
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hello, roy.

live long and prosper...

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