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Old 12-06-2004, 09:29 PM   #41
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I Remember.... STORKEN!
(He introduced me to Nightwish)
Thank You Storken, Fly On!
Thank god that guy isn't around anymore. I mean, Nightwish? Seriously!

So, Roy, you got older... does that mean you grew up, too? Congrats anyways.

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Old 12-06-2004, 10:15 PM   #42
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Thank god that guy isn't around anymore. I mean, Nightwish? Seriously!
...hey! nothing against nightwish!




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Old 12-06-2004, 11:02 PM   #43
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Do you know Tristania? Much better voice. Less exerted and thus less exertive to listen to.

Deadlocked is the rOxxOrZZ!

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Old 12-06-2004, 11:19 PM   #44
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Deadlocked is the rOxxOrZZ!
...hmm, sounds interesting... too bad i don't have any money right now...

...currently listening to battlelore (sword's song, ...where the shadows lie)...




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Old 12-07-2004, 12:20 AM   #45
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ladies and gentlemen, currently listening to what's going on in roys bedroomthe new beastie boys album.

i am now shocked and insecuregetting the 'paul's boutique' one soon, too.


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Old 12-07-2004, 12:30 AM   #46
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...i love that pic...




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Old 12-07-2004, 12:52 AM   #47
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:08 AM   #48
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...that's blasphemic!




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Old 12-07-2004, 01:11 AM   #49
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no, it's a picture.


but you can cry a little bit if you want.


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Old 12-07-2004, 01:25 AM   #50
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:30 AM   #51
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********* ****** ******** elmo

anyway, back onto topic

sleeping with geography teachers and naming your child Rubella

...

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i never liked geography
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:45 AM   #52
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.. depends on the teacher, y'know?


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Old 12-07-2004, 02:17 AM   #53
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all the geography teachers i've had (meaning by taught by, not slept with) looked the same. green tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. thick-rimmed glasses, beards and boring monotone voices.
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Old 12-07-2004, 02:32 AM   #54
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stop talking, man, i think yufster is getting hot again.


hey, and it rhymes.

^^

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Old 12-07-2004, 05:28 AM   #55
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...one of "my" geography teachers was female, ~ 60 years old and boring like hell... and she was as stupid as mashed potatoes; she was even too stupid to operate a tv, whined for ~ 30 minutes that it doesn't work, the problem being that she forgot to switch it on!




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Old 12-07-2004, 06:03 AM   #56
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you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences.


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Old 12-07-2004, 06:07 AM   #57
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you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences.
O_o

...firstly, you don't know about my sexual preferences (...maybe i'm straight... or i'm gay... or i'm bi... )

...secondly, i didn't want to 'cheer her up', quite the contrary, i laughed in her face...

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Old 12-07-2004, 06:44 AM   #58
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i laughed in her face...
yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means.





































































lil' mccoy's first fellatio



*is not REALLY annoyed by aliens sig ;D*





























fun




























fun













fuuuunnnnnnn!!


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Old 12-07-2004, 06:51 AM   #59
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yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means.

lil' mccoy's first fellatio
. . .

...ewwww...

...she was nearly 60 and i was ~13...

...ewwww...

...i did not have any sexual relations with that woman...




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Old 12-07-2004, 06:51 AM   #60
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Thank god that guy isn't around anymore. I mean, Nightwish? Seriously!
Whats wrong with Nightwish, their early stuff is classic!
And yes I know Tristiania, my mate is a massive fan of them, but I haven't heard enough to post judgement.

Do you know any After Forever, as they have been confirmed for a fest I am going to and I want to know what album I should buy to check them out.


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:35 AM   #61
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i did not have any sexual relations with that woman...
err.. yes yes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means.








't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP.

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Old 12-07-2004, 12:07 PM   #62
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ROFL!! you're just sick.

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Old 12-07-2004, 12:23 PM   #63
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you meant to do this:

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the question mark is a tattoo...and so is the smiley face

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Old 12-07-2004, 08:48 PM   #64
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Seriously....does ANYONE remember what this thread is about?
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Old 12-07-2004, 09:54 PM   #65
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sexual experiences, with teachers, if you like so.

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Old 12-07-2004, 10:42 PM   #66
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I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people.


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Old 12-07-2004, 11:46 PM   #67
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how'd you came in here? typing in "sex + retards" at the search page?


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Old 12-07-2004, 11:56 PM   #68
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that's how i found this thread
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Old 12-08-2004, 12:13 AM   #69
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i thought you were just following the smell of old tweed and sweat.


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Old 12-08-2004, 12:59 AM   #70
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that is true Raymondo... however my sense of smell is not so good at the moment due to a head cold. so I had to use my initiative.

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Old 12-08-2004, 02:41 AM   #71
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't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP.

^^
no no, that was my physics teacher, not my geography teacher... i hate geography, but i _love_ physics...




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Old 12-08-2004, 08:18 AM   #72
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Hhmm, why is it that everyone but me is getting off/making love with their teachers?



meh.

*humps Geography teacher*
























Oh wait, thats a man ........ :/



*humps geography female stand in*




Do bi's have sex with shims?
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:04 AM   #73
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I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people.
We'll sell you Fealiks....

Throw us a price, let's do this!
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:24 AM   #74
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there are these fine 2 bucks burning a deep hole into my pocket.


..

i'd spend them, if he takes fealiks.

plus he can have one selected item of my pantee collection if he also shoots him in the face.

deal?


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Old 12-08-2004, 10:38 AM   #75
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Hey, I want a piece of that.
The deal, not the sex with geography teachers.

I'll throw in my collection of ASCII art.

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I never cared for art.


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:42 AM   #76
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it's moving fast, eh? jajaja, some of teh teachgirls like that.


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Old 12-08-2004, 07:34 PM   #77
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Ah, Nightwish hasn't offered too much of anything that hasn't been heard anywhere else. It's repetitive and trying too hard to be "epic", not in a good way, but in a pretentious teenager way. You're better off with Therion.


There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:03 AM   #78
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what i have heard of therion, i like.

I have a soft spot for nightwish... what can I say?

what do you think of edenbridge?


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Stop trying to sell me off!


I'm gonna stop my evil ways. No more spamming (and whatever else you don't like)

Or at least stop till Christmas is over. :(
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:44 AM   #80
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bwaha. not until we stop!





and you made it all possible, doc.. ^^


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