Forum Christmas Songs!

[Das Mole]

ok, i thought it would be fun to make some songs that are regular christmas songs, and change the words to being forum-related! use your imagination...whether it's sparkly or dull. we'll start w/everyone's favorite...RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER!!

it'll be like one of those ad-lib things, so everybody go through and fill in the blanks...in the blanks/lines, there is what you should put in the blank. make it amusing.

You know
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Forum Newbie) and Donner and Blitzen
But do you (verb) the most (adjective) forumite of all?

(Forum user for 2+ years) the (color)-(body part) user
Had a very (adjective) (body part from previous line)
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it (verb)
All of the other users used to laugh and call (him/her) names
They never let poor (Forum user that you chose) join in any (noun/adjective) games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, (Admin) came to say,
"(Forum user you chose) with your (body part from earlier) so (synonym for adjective previously used to describe body part of choice),
Won't you (verb) my (noun) tonight?"

Then how the users loved (him/her), as they (verb- past tense) out w/glee,
"(Forum user that you chose) the (adjective)-(different body part) user
You'll go down in history."


OK, get creative.

[Fealiks]

using your examle.... let's have a try... ahem

Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and piece o of metal and Donner and Blitzen
But do you know the most fury forumite of all?

Das mole the green/red-bodied user
Had a very like-life body
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's nobbly
All of the other users used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Das Mole join in any forum games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Gabez came to say,
"Das Mole with your body so green-red,
Won't you help ban my rivals tonight?"

Then how the users loved him, as they typed their joy with glee,
"Das Mole the hairy-arsed user
You'll go down in history."


oooooohhh yeeah.