using your examle.... let's have a try... ahem
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and piece o of metal and Donner and Blitzen
But do you know the most fury forumite of all?
Das mole the green/red-bodied user
Had a very like-life body
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it's nobbly
All of the other users used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Das Mole join in any forum games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Gabez came to say,
"Das Mole with your body so green-red,
Won't you help ban my rivals tonight?"
Then how the users loved him, as they typed their joy with glee,
"Das Mole the hairy-arsed user
You'll go down in history."