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Old 03-11-2005, 06:40 AM   #1
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A paradox

Their are three erorrs in this sentence


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Old 03-11-2005, 07:24 AM   #2
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:31 AM   #3
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Er..


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Old 03-11-2005, 08:21 AM   #4
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End? Was the .. pound?


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Old 03-11-2005, 08:45 AM   #5
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you're suposed to find the errors, dumbpoops!


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Old 03-11-2005, 08:56 AM   #6
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Oh. Well that's easy enough I guess.

Their are three erorrs in this sentence
There are three errors in this sentence.


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Old 03-11-2005, 09:16 AM   #7
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What's up with this paradoxum thing?


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Old 03-11-2005, 09:21 AM   #8
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...I guess it's that the third error is that there are only two error, but when you count that as an error, there are really three error, so that can't be an error, so there are only two errors, making the "three errors" bit an error, but then there are 3 errors *head explodes*




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Old 03-11-2005, 09:25 AM   #9
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The third error was the little dot thingy.


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Old 03-11-2005, 09:40 AM   #10
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... ...Oh... ...





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Old 03-11-2005, 11:04 AM   #11
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...I guess it's that the third error is that there are only two error, but when you count that as an error, there are really three error, so that can't be an error, so there are only two errors, making the "three errors" bit an error, but then there are 3 errors *head explodes*
finally someone got it!

man, I cant' believe the idiots at the kornboard got it faster than you guys =/
I was rooting for you


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Old 03-11-2005, 11:11 AM   #12
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Quote:
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finally someone got it!
...So I was right? HA, in your face, Ray! :P

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man, I cant' believe the idiots at the kornboard got it faster than you guys =/
. . .

...That was mean, I'm far smarter than some strange korn fans...




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Old 03-11-2005, 11:35 AM   #13
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shouldn't it be 'Their are three erorrs with this sentence'?
because the fact that there are only two errors means the third error isn't in the sentence, but rather with the sentence.

anyway, enough of this thinking nonsense!
lets talk about cheese... i like cheese
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Old 03-11-2005, 12:14 PM   #14
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But you missed the period, which is required in any sentence, as well as the two other spelling mistakes.

Oops.


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Old 03-11-2005, 12:51 PM   #15
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Nobody needs a period




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Old 03-11-2005, 01:49 PM   #16
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yeah, but if women didnt theyd be a mess.. :X

did i miss something while i was away?
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Old 03-11-2005, 07:56 PM   #17
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Nobody needs a period
Not true! You start missing periods...... BLAMO! Babies.


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Old 03-11-2005, 11:34 PM   #18
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Re: A paradox

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Their are three erorrs in this sentence
there's 2 errors.
"their" and "erorrs"


Wow, what a paradox


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Old 03-12-2005, 05:03 AM   #19
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Re: Re: A paradox

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there's 2 errors.
"their" and "erorrs"


Wow, what a paradox
then why does it say it has 3 errors?
wouldnt that make 'three' a 3rd mistake?

dont you roll your eyes at me!



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Old 03-12-2005, 07:24 AM   #20
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wow thats clever.


*looks down* my sigs pretty big.
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Old 03-12-2005, 09:38 AM   #21
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Technically, since you didn't punctuate (lack of period at the end of the sentence) the "three" no longer becomes an error, still leaving us with three errors, just that "three" isn't one of that.


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Old 03-12-2005, 09:44 AM   #22
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yeah but he explianed to mangaas, that is a paradox if there are only 2 errors, making three an error, but as you explained, the lack of of punctuation made three not an error, leaving us back at the start where a loop begins, i.e., a paradox.



thats the cleverist thing i ever said, yet still it doesnt really make sense.
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:10 AM   #23
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Not so. It is no paradox for us that "three errors" was accurate, and not one of the errors itself. It is, however, a paradox for NiKo. And an unintentional one.

I wonder if anyone's head has exploded yet?

Mine is sort of rumbling.


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Old 03-12-2005, 10:32 AM   #24
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its not unintentional because of his title.

However,

you are infact incorrect as thge stimulation of a paradox is upward-thrusting hence the part "three"

NOW, if the scentence is a paradox it would bring verbal count waves thus extending the length of your post.

now THAT, ladies and gentlemen was a loser trying to sound clever.
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:39 AM   #25
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"Don't believe a word I say". It's funny, because people actually say that sometimes.
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:52 AM   #26
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i know lol

btw dont beleive a word i say
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Old 03-12-2005, 02:47 PM   #27
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then why does it say it has 3 errors?
wouldnt that make 'three' a 3rd mistake?
That's deep, man...



...real deep.

Except it's not a paradox...

And is it just me, or has there been nothing to talk about lately...I've been checking here like every day and never have anything to say...*shrug*
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Old 03-12-2005, 04:19 PM   #28
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lol
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:40 PM   #29
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Meh..
I always lie.
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Old 03-12-2005, 06:02 PM   #30
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that was irrelevently stupid.


I GOT ANOTHER PARADOX!!

look: O!! its a O!a O is a paradox!!!
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Old 03-12-2005, 09:38 PM   #31
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Well, to get even MORE technical, there are only two errors. And JUST two. THe misspellings where the two, but there was no third. Besides the period thing. If I said "The sky is pinkish-orange." it wouldnt be a mistake, just a lie. "Elephants eat humans and drink tea." Nothing wrong with the sentence, it just isn't true. "Their are three erorrs in this sentence". Once again, besides the two errors (and the period), it's just a sentence that tells lies.

Basically, Niko lied.


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Old 03-13-2005, 12:26 AM   #32
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Re: Re: Re: A paradox

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then why does it say it has 3 errors?
wouldnt that make 'three' a 3rd mistake?

dont you roll your eyes at me!
The sentence's context doesn't necesarily relate to the sentence itself.

That sentence could have been taken out of a book that was describing a mathmatical problem, that had 3 errors.

It's not a paradox, it's just a silly trick question.

Which didn't trick me.

So I'll continue my eye rolling:



!DO NOT READ THIS SENTENCE!



OMG OLoloOL teh [paradox.1!11


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Old 03-13-2005, 06:11 AM   #33
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Basically, Niko lied.
...That's... just low... Shame on you, Niko...





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Old 03-13-2005, 06:52 AM   #34
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ROFLMAO

McCoy, you're so funny

and look at those muscles! will you sleep with me?!

K-Jo you're clever... i mean WOW (well, wuh anyway)

and just look at those lips... will you sleep with me?
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Old 03-13-2005, 07:44 AM   #35
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and look at those muscles! will you sleep with me?!
...Err, won't I go in jail for that, you being 8 years olda minor and all?




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Old 03-13-2005, 12:24 PM   #36
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I DID NOT LIE!



I was just careless and forgot the period


meh


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Old 03-13-2005, 01:34 PM   #37
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I DID NOT LIE!
....Suuuuurree....




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Old 03-13-2005, 03:28 PM   #38
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and just look at those lips... will you sleep with me?
Yes, I am well aware of my luscious woman-lips. And no, I don't go that way.

And Niko, your sentence was telling an untruth.


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Old 03-14-2005, 01:12 AM   #39
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Speaking of paradox, someone take this rope. Oh, and this gun. And hey, this rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.


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I was just careless and forgot the period
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And now it looks like you stabbed someone with your .. penis?


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