i'd come here more often if....

Quackass · 04-14-2005, 11:21 PM

i'd come here more often if the server wasn't so strapped for bandwith.

Ray Jones · 04-15-2005, 02:55 AM

Your post count says "47". That within the last 3.5 years. That means the quality of your posts is superb and phly. Why change that?

itchythesamurai · 04-15-2005, 09:01 PM

It isn't that bad, IMO.

Pork_Soda · 04-16-2005, 10:32 AM

I guess the server is kind of slow, but I've managed to post on slower boards. It really isn't that bad, maybe your internet is ****e.

**Skinkie** · 04-16-2005, 12:31 PM

I only think its slow some of the time, usually its plenty fast.

sheaday6 · 04-17-2005, 09:39 PM

i believe he was being sarcastic, what with nobody posting on this board for roughly a week.

**Samuel Dravis** · 04-17-2005, 11:16 PM

You don't think that, do you? NO!

*Metallus* · 04-17-2005, 11:44 PM

**Samuel Dravis** · 04-18-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Metallus
WHAT

Seriously, I think that's probably what. If it looks dead, it'll probably stay that way.

*Metallus* · 04-18-2005, 12:27 AM

My previous post should have been phrased more clearly, like so: Who are you, why are you here, what does your post even mean, anyway, and also, 'shh'.

sheaday6 · 04-18-2005, 08:33 AM

riveting subtext

**Samuel Dravis** · 04-18-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Metallus
[B]My previous post should have been phrased more clearly, like so: Who are you

I am, obviously, Samuel Dravis.

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why are you here

I like S&M.

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what does your post even mean, anyway

It was a reply to the one directly above mine....meaning,

"You don't think it was sarcastic, eh? No? "

which, coincidentally, was also sarcastic.

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and also, 'shh'.

Oh. Is it ok if I post occasionally though?

*Metallus* · 04-18-2005, 12:44 PM

Heh. Just don't assume this place is dead if it goes to sleep for a week. I think the deadness of forums is all relative. If a Star Wars forum here went without posts for a week, that would be a sign it was dead. But it's amazing that anyone posts here at all, without a new game, new comic book, and a tv show that's been cancelled for more than a few years. Even taking all that into consideration, it's rare that a whole week goes by when there are absolutely no posts. There's just not a lot to talk about.

sheaday6 · 04-18-2005, 04:44 PM

there were plans at one point in time to make this the Sam and Max/ Westar stockholders board.

itchythesamurai · 04-18-2005, 06:25 PM

I hold my Sam and Max stock tightly to my bosom and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

**Skinkie** · 04-18-2005, 08:10 PM

If we added a section devoted to sex talk we'd attract a whole new crowd of regulars. Distrubing regulars.

itchythesamurai · 04-18-2005, 10:32 PM

Is that a jab at my Wrong Site thread? Seemed to get a lot of response out of that one.

SyntheticGerbil · 04-18-2005, 11:05 PM

I'd come more often if I didn't have to wear a condom.

Don't worry about posts. We are always watching.

Ray Jones · 04-19-2005, 09:08 AM

A-ha-ha. Ha-ha. -- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Hu-hu-hi. *tear*

*sigh*

At least the pillow stays clean.

toenail1 · 04-19-2005, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by Skinkie
If we added a section devoted to sex talk we'd attract a whole new crowd of regulars. Distrubing regulars.

Weirder than some of the people we ahve now?

**Skinkie** · 04-19-2005, 09:58 PM

Maybe not weirder, but weird in a different way.

SyntheticGerbil · 04-20-2005, 02:41 AM

Hey I'm already suprised that there is no furrie crowd drawing Max having sex with the Sonic the Hedgehog chracters.

*Metallus* · 04-20-2005, 02:58 AM

I found some Sam and Max fan art of a furryish nature when I did a Google image search for Sam and Max comic scans a couple years ago. Uckkkh. Doesn't put the "moderate safe search" in a very good light when that **** comes up, either. To be fair, the artist had also put up some ALF hentai as well, which was kind of hilarious.

But anyway, it's probably still online somewhere, and please don't post it here. Don't look for it even. Okay, thanks.

toenail1 · 04-20-2005, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Hey I'm already suprised that there is no furrie crowd drawing Max having sex with the Sonic the Hedgehog chracters.

No, instead we have people that draw them having sex with each other.

SyntheticGerbil · 04-20-2005, 08:50 PM

Hey I only drew them hugging intimatly. Check again if you don't believe me.

Quackass · 04-21-2005, 12:20 AM

it is really slow, i'm not being sarcastic. this is the slowest forum i have ever been on, i miss the inside the web days.

that was the origional S&M forum, were talking 1997 here.

*Metallus* · 04-21-2005, 12:29 AM

Yes, but think about 1997 for a sec: Fairly recent computer game, a TV series probably still on the air, and a brand newish comic anthology to talk about. Also lucasarts might have still been making adventure games or something then. 8 years ago also means a lot of people were essentially kids, too. And you can't get those things to shut up.

sheaday6 · 04-21-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by Quackass
i'm not being sarcastic.

You come off a little sarcastic. I think its because you have "ass" in your name

StonerDaveN'Max · 04-24-2005, 07:08 PM

I wouldn't sweat coming more often. It's not like there is a huge buzz about anything at all.

Quackass · 05-07-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by sheaday6
You come off a little sarcastic. I think its because you have "ass" in your name

probably.

sheaday6 · 05-07-2005, 12:44 PM

see! cut that out!

Shmargin · 05-22-2005, 03:23 PM

Im drinking Jack Daniels, and this thread sorta ammused me...not sure why.