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Old 07-13-2005, 01:52 PM   #1
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What's wrong with me?

I just noticed...
A lot of threads i reply to...
Ends with my post!
What am i, some kind of disease?(sp?)
Why do you torture me like this! Look at the forum games section!
Look at other threads!
Look at me!
*Cries*


...Joking.
Almost.
Semi.
A little!

Edit: I'm back now...I hope.
Edit Edit: I'm bored. Who else?
Edit Edit Edit: Please reply.

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Old 07-13-2005, 04:30 PM   #2
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Is my avatar boring?

Edit: Only 10 posts to 666 posts! yay!

EDIT BY JOSHI

So who else want's be top close this thread now, thus making POM's post the last one here?

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Old 07-14-2005, 08:35 AM   #3
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me.


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Old 07-14-2005, 09:47 AM   #4
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...Great, now you've messed it up...




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Old 07-14-2005, 09:49 AM   #5
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A) The avatar ain't boring. But sucks.
B) Postcount sucks.
C) Thread sucks.
D) Another barked phrase.
E) POM=Polizeiobermeister?

[edit C]
Thread does not suck, Yufster was here. I want pictures.


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Old 07-14-2005, 11:44 AM   #6
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Of this thread?


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Old 07-14-2005, 12:55 PM   #7
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Okay, so perfect plan time, the nest time POM posts, we close the thread, if he doesn't, it'll die all on it's own.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (see, us mods can have fun... sometimes)

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Old 07-14-2005, 01:37 PM   #8
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:49 AM   #9
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Yeah. It's too bad POM has the ability to read the previous posts on this thread thus knows our plan, and will probably avoid posting because of it.


There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:09 AM   #10
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Talking about plans.. we could collectively delete our posts by saying nasty things to Thrik! Although, I doubt it works for Yusfter. But if we send him a picture of her back and say it's her breast.. maybe..

POM will never now, bwahaha. Plus we even get an unsuspecting admin to support our evilness.

So, .. my idea, McCoy's step.


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Old 07-15-2005, 09:23 AM   #11
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Yeah. It's too bad POM has the ability to read the previous posts on this thread thus knows our plan, and will probably avoid posting because of it.
Well you could broaden the scope by planning to immediately close any thread he posts in, in any forum, thereby forcing him to only post in threads he doesn't like.

Perhaps an admin could edit his account so that him hitting the "Submit Reply" button also automatically triggers a locking of the thread.


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Old 07-15-2005, 09:28 AM   #12
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So, .. my idea, McCoy's step.
...Err, what? ...Muss nicht!

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Perhaps an admin could edit his account so that him hitting the "Submit Reply" button also automatically triggers a locking of the thread.




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Old 07-15-2005, 09:32 AM   #13
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:47 AM   #14
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I could force you.


...That was a good one...




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Old 07-15-2005, 12:04 PM   #15
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Lucid dreaming exercises is my new hobby, it makes me feel drowsy and wierd.

EDIT BY JOSHI

Got im! Muahahahahahha!

So Closed!

EDIT NUMBER 2

Of course I'm not a mean bastard, people seem to have found conversation in this, so I'll re-open it soon. Unless of course, enough people PM me with reasons not to re-open)

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Old 07-17-2005, 09:54 AM   #16
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Well, I had my fun (what little of it there was) and I made a promise and had no PM's to not re-open this, so I suppose you guys either want it open or are just really lazy. Either way, have fun.

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Old 07-17-2005, 10:50 AM   #17
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so I suppose you guys either want it open or are just really lazy.
...I for one am lazy...




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Old 07-17-2005, 12:17 PM   #18
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Yay.

I've been trying to learn electrokinesis lately, but all it does is make my hand sticky, and it feels wierd when i move it.
I wanna shock my sister!



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Old 07-17-2005, 12:50 PM   #19
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I've been trying to learn electrokinesis lately, but all it does is make my hand sticky, and it feels wierd when i move it.
"Electrokinesis"... Nice euphemism...




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Old 07-17-2005, 02:05 PM   #20
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrokinesis

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Old 07-17-2005, 02:32 PM   #21
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You must be a loony.




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Old 07-17-2005, 03:40 PM   #22
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It's apparently pretty rare (if you believe in that kind of thing), best just to stick with what DrMcCoy suggested was a euphemism.

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Old 07-19-2005, 09:16 AM   #23
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The game should be a different one now.

Who is gonna be the last one posting in this thread?

Of course there must be at least 50 words with only 3 repetitions and the post must not contain "damn", "am", "doctor", "my", "ejaculate", "root", "they", "was", "water", "dog", "grease", "bong", "administrator", "close", "blow", "last", "brief", "dark", "cover", "hey", "up", "wiggle", "punch", "laugh", "could", "wood", "beat", even numbers smaller than 30, odd numbers larger than 44, words which begin with an "j", "n" or "s", plus tags or smilies in any form do not count.

You go first Doktor Spacke.


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Old 07-19-2005, 09:34 AM   #24
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...Ah, this truely is a mighty interesting and impressive game you thought out there... I really hope I won't kill it, though... I'm actually pretty bad at writing long-winded texts, I'm more the guy for short stuff... Therefore, your "at least 50 words"-rule is a problem for me... Yeah, that must be at least 50 words..




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Old 07-19-2005, 09:56 AM   #25
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don't worry, i'm a thread killer too

no one will post now...
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Old 07-19-2005, 09:56 AM   #26
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Haha! You failed. And though I did expect exactly this, it appears to be incredibly funny to me how blatantly you did. First off, there are four "I"s, which is already the given maximum of a word repeated 3 times. You also repeated "at", "least", "50" and "words". Plus "not long" begins with an "s", which is forbidden.


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Old 07-19-2005, 09:59 AM   #27
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:10 AM   #28
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Hold me. You lovely little poodlenoodledoodle.

-psst- Unable to speak right now. We have a game running. It is boring as hell, but who knows, maybe we can like pump up post counts by posting pseudo pregnant palaver. Wanna join us? Only 43 bucks. Come on. Be a hero. Beat McCoy. Uhhm. Ne?


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D'oh. I said "now".


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Old 07-19-2005, 10:21 AM   #29
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First off, there are four "I"s
...Nope, there are two "I"s and two "I'm"s...

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You also repeated "at", "least", "50" and "words".
...But each only two times!

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Plus "not long" begins with an "s", which is forbidden.
...Neither does "not long" begin with an "s", nor did I write "not long" anyway...

...So everything's OK!

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...Nope, you're the BAD MONKEY!




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Old 07-19-2005, 10:28 AM   #30
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Kick the bad monkey!
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Old 07-19-2005, 10:42 AM   #31
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...Well, you're the one with the monkey avatar... ...




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Old 07-19-2005, 01:45 PM   #32
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Old 07-19-2005, 05:30 PM   #33
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"I" is "I" "'m" abbreviates am, which brings us directly to the rule that tells it is forbidden. And there is only a total of 3 repetitions allowed. Man, what is me talking? Have. Urge. Must go find any random bastard who shoots you in the face.


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So who here can explain to me why I re-opened this thread.

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Because: You had no PMs to not re-open it?


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Old 07-19-2005, 05:49 PM   #36
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Nah, it'ss cuz I felt guilty about closing a thread out of sheer fun.

Now I might do it out of sheer annoyance.

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Old 07-19-2005, 07:15 PM   #37
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Leave it. I like this post it reminds me of things..... Posts for example.


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

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Old 07-20-2005, 06:42 AM   #38
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"I" is "I" "'m" abbreviates am, which brings us directly to the rule that tells it is forbidden.
...You didn't specify that in your rules, therefore I counted "I'm" as one word...

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And there is only a total of 3 repetitions allowed.
...You didn't specify if the repetitions are per word or in total, either...

...So you're the one to blame, you with you vague rules...




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Old 07-20-2005, 06:57 AM   #39
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Oh you two, stop your foreplay and make hot love already.

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Old 07-20-2005, 07:24 AM   #40
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Ok...

*begins to make hot love with Ray*




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