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08-08-2005, 03:25 PM
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ROY RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!
While I'd love to think that it is a joyous moment for you all, I'm probably deluding myself.......... 
.......anyway, it's nice to pop my head around the door after months away seeking fame and fortune...........
...........glad to see "The Harbour" is back!! Love you all.
Roy
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08-08-2005, 03:33 PM
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Is that really your hand? Jesus.
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08-08-2005, 03:37 PM
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Is that really your hand? Jesus.
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Nah, that's Ray's hand.........that's his picture on his homepage 
Ray's an inspiration to me.......I hope one day to be fully rehabilitated into the community also 
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08-08-2005, 03:54 PM
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Teh Roy Returnith!
I knew you would!
Y'see people, they always come crawling back. I know I do.
*reaches for whiskey bottle at 9 in the morning*
People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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08-08-2005, 06:55 PM
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I love you Roy Tordes. You truly are a legend.
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08-09-2005, 09:07 AM
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...Interesting, one of the few times someone is coming back and I actually know who it is...
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08-09-2005, 12:42 PM
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All hell hath broken loose!
I mean, welcome back, old friend. 
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08-09-2005, 04:10 PM
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Awww thanks guys..........I'm starting to feel thoroughly welcome again!!!!
...........and McCoy........don't pretend that YOU don't love me the way the Mole does!!! 
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08-09-2005, 04:32 PM
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...Hmm, you're right... *humps Roy's leg*
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08-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by RoyTordesLegend
Awww thanks guys..........I'm starting to feel thoroughly welcome again!!!!
...........and McCoy........don't pretend that YOU don't love me the way the Mole does!!! |
Please don't provoke him...
...Oh, and welcome back. Here's your gift basket.
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08-09-2005, 05:58 PM
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Please don't provoke him...
...Oh, and welcome back. Here's your gift basket.
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Me provoke McCoy.......or McCoy provoke me? 
..........are you still local Joshi? If so could you deliver my gift basket? Can I assume it's full of sweet fruits and fine wines?
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08-10-2005, 08:25 AM
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Please don't provoke him...
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...Awww, Joshi's jealous again... You want to be hugged, right? 
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08-10-2005, 10:13 AM
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Me provoke McCoy.......or McCoy provoke me?
..........are you still local Joshi? If so could you deliver my gift basket? Can I assume it's full of sweet fruits and fine wines? |
Um, not till September, that's when I go back to Uni. Otherwise I'm a good 400 miles away and accelarating.
McCoy. Quiet you.
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08-10-2005, 10:55 AM
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So Roy, what's been up?
Oh yeah, and whatever happened to "roytordes'bitch" or whatever her name was?
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08-11-2005, 09:42 AM
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So Roy, what's been up?
Oh yeah, and whatever happened to "roytordes'bitch" or whatever her name was?
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Working hard Das, working very hard....not much time for anything else.
Mrs Tordes is fine, although as little Roy Junior gets bigger she's got less time for the internet...............you lot thought she was just me in a dress didn't you?? Nah, as my swolen right ear will testify...........Mrs Tordes is very much flesh and blood!!!
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08-11-2005, 10:04 AM
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Mrs Tordes is very much flesh and blood!!! |
...Hmm, suuure... BTW, have you already met my left sock Eric? He's quite a talker...
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08-11-2005, 10:35 AM
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...Hmm, suuure... BTW, have you already met my left sock Eric? He's quite a talker...
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I'm 30 in December McCoy, it's normal for people of my age to be married with children you know.........
Believe me, sometimes I wish I was talking to my sock............wouldn't get half as much aggro!  
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08-11-2005, 11:12 AM
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I'm 30 in December McCoy, it's normal for people of my age to be married with children you know......... |
Pff, normality... Wimp...
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08-11-2005, 11:32 AM
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you lot thought she was just me in a dress didn't you??
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That's not to say that your wife really isn't just you in a dress... 
J/K.
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08-11-2005, 05:07 PM
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...you young scamps...........I'm getting too old for all this banter............
.....time to get out the tweed hat, Roy is officially becoming all sensible!
(well maybe not)
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08-11-2005, 05:09 PM
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Where IS Ray nowadays by the way........don't tell me they finally carted him away to his own secure unit??
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08-11-2005, 05:21 PM
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...He should be here... ... ...Wait a minute, Ray vanishes and Roy appears? A coincident? *runs around mumbling stuff about Illuminati, 23 and Bielefeld*
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08-11-2005, 06:07 PM
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Now answer me this, why is it, we never see ray and roy in the same room together?
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08-12-2005, 01:31 AM
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Except for their humping, Ray and Roy were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years ..
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08-13-2005, 04:20 PM
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There's something fishy going on and I don't like it...
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08-15-2005, 08:14 AM
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.............it's all coming back..........I was imprisoned in a dungeon, drugged up the the eyeballs and wearing a gimp suit, it was hazey but I remember Ray walking in with a key........then cackling something about he had a new job in Amsterdam selling windows........or was it selling in windows......I can't remember........
......next thing I remember I was at the side of the road, I stumbled to the nearest internet cafe (still in gimp suit), and logged on...
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08-16-2005, 08:03 AM
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that's Ray's
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Nope Roy. That's Tomace' homepage.. and that's Tom.. stoned as usual. Like in "tomace.com", y'know? But it's OK and besides that, yes, he's nearly me..
And Gabez, those hands can handle 2 vinyls and a crossfader like you'd like to do with girls.
Oh man Roy, it's cool you're back, but I'm sorry. I wish I could, but I can't. I'm really sorry. I PM'd you. Keep that Av if you like. Cheers Dude. |
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08-16-2005, 08:41 PM
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Yeah thats nice.
You probably dont know me Roy, but there ya go. Welcome back.
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story
[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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08-19-2005, 07:58 PM
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Yo Yo, way to return... again...
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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08-22-2005, 02:52 PM
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I remember you Fender!! .......and as for Skinkie........well the legend lives on.........have you followed Thriks lead and bought yourself into a position of power yet skink?
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08-22-2005, 08:03 PM
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Good to hear you remember me Roy, as I did kinda check out of the forums for the two years or so after you joined (not because of you obv) anyway as the Zep would say Ramble on!
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story
[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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08-22-2005, 08:17 PM
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I remember you Fender!! .......and as for Skinkie........well the legend lives on.........have you followed Thriks lead and bought yourself into a position of power yet skink?
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Eh my position of power still lies of in the land of Sam and Max, I have yet to userp anything from here.... spoiler: soon.... heh heh heh... They won't even see it coming.
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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08-23-2005, 06:17 AM
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Roy Roy I hope you're behaving yourself
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08-24-2005, 01:59 PM
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Eh my position of power still lies of in the land of Sam and Max, I have yet to userp anything from here.... spoiler: soon.... heh heh heh... They won't even see it coming.
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Glad to see you're still ruling with an iron fist Skinkie.........you're so much nicer than your predecessor...........oh hang on.....that was you I was thinking about........!!
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I always behave myself Natster........I can't even misbehave on the forums anymore 'cause my buddy Ray is busy in the real world, and all of our trouble making foes seem to have dissapeared.........
........theres a serious lack of excitement (although it IS more civil nowadays).........I'm voting for a naked "post your picture" thread, where we have to guess who everyone is from the neck down!! ...........but I'm begging McCoy PLEASE DONT post the one of you with the parsnip!
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08-24-2005, 02:00 PM
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I'm voting for a naked "post your picture" thread, where we have to guess who everyone is from the neck down!! |
Hang on........that won't work.........we'll know who it is from the ID........(doh!)
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08-24-2005, 02:34 PM
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but I'm begging McCoy PLEASE DONT post the one of you with the parsnip!
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...Actually, I've got new ones... Can you say "spring onion"?
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08-24-2005, 09:48 PM
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Spring Onion!
Bam, anymore tough questions?
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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08-25-2005, 06:50 AM
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Hmm, try "fcevat bavba"...
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08-28-2005, 11:51 AM
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fcevem.. wait.... fcevat bavnevne... no... fcevat bavba..... Yes!
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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08-28-2005, 12:14 PM
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...And now decode it...
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