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Old 08-08-2005, 03:25 PM   #1
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ROY RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!

While I'd love to think that it is a joyous moment for you all, I'm probably deluding myself..........

.......anyway, it's nice to pop my head around the door after months away seeking fame and fortune...........

...........glad to see "The Harbour" is back!! Love you all.

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Old 08-08-2005, 03:33 PM   #2
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Is that really your hand? Jesus.
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Old 08-08-2005, 03:37 PM   #3
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Is that really your hand? Jesus.
Nah, that's Ray's hand.........that's his picture on his homepage

Ray's an inspiration to me.......I hope one day to be fully rehabilitated into the community also


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Old 08-08-2005, 03:54 PM   #4
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Teh Roy Returnith!
I knew you would!

Y'see people, they always come crawling back. I know I do.
*reaches for whiskey bottle at 9 in the morning*


People who call me 'paranoid' are probably in on the plot.
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Old 08-08-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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I love you Roy Tordes. You truly are a legend.
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Old 08-09-2005, 09:07 AM   #6
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...Interesting, one of the few times someone is coming back and I actually know who it is...




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Old 08-09-2005, 12:42 PM   #7
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All hell hath broken loose!
I mean, welcome back, old friend.


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Old 08-09-2005, 04:10 PM   #8
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Awww thanks guys..........I'm starting to feel thoroughly welcome again!!!!

...........and McCoy........don't pretend that YOU don't love me the way the Mole does!!!


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Old 08-09-2005, 04:32 PM   #9
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...Hmm, you're right... *humps Roy's leg*




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Old 08-09-2005, 05:51 PM   #10
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Awww thanks guys..........I'm starting to feel thoroughly welcome again!!!!

...........and McCoy........don't pretend that YOU don't love me the way the Mole does!!!
Please don't provoke him...



...Oh, and welcome back. Here's your gift basket.

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Old 08-09-2005, 05:58 PM   #11
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Please don't provoke him...



...Oh, and welcome back. Here's your gift basket.
Me provoke McCoy.......or McCoy provoke me?

..........are you still local Joshi? If so could you deliver my gift basket? Can I assume it's full of sweet fruits and fine wines?


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Old 08-10-2005, 08:25 AM   #12
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Please don't provoke him...
...Awww, Joshi's jealous again... You want to be hugged, right?




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Old 08-10-2005, 10:13 AM   #13
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Me provoke McCoy.......or McCoy provoke me?

..........are you still local Joshi? If so could you deliver my gift basket? Can I assume it's full of sweet fruits and fine wines?
Um, not till September, that's when I go back to Uni. Otherwise I'm a good 400 miles away and accelarating.

McCoy. Quiet you.

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Old 08-10-2005, 10:55 AM   #14
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So Roy, what's been up?

Oh yeah, and whatever happened to "roytordes'bitch" or whatever her name was?
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:42 AM   #15
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So Roy, what's been up?

Oh yeah, and whatever happened to "roytordes'bitch" or whatever her name was?
Working hard Das, working very hard....not much time for anything else.

Mrs Tordes is fine, although as little Roy Junior gets bigger she's got less time for the internet...............you lot thought she was just me in a dress didn't you?? Nah, as my swolen right ear will testify...........Mrs Tordes is very much flesh and blood!!!


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Old 08-11-2005, 10:04 AM   #16
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Mrs Tordes is very much flesh and blood!!!
...Hmm, suuure... BTW, have you already met my left sock Eric? He's quite a talker...




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Old 08-11-2005, 10:35 AM   #17
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...Hmm, suuure... BTW, have you already met my left sock Eric? He's quite a talker...
I'm 30 in December McCoy, it's normal for people of my age to be married with children you know.........

Believe me, sometimes I wish I was talking to my sock............wouldn't get half as much aggro!


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Old 08-11-2005, 11:12 AM   #18
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I'm 30 in December McCoy, it's normal for people of my age to be married with children you know.........
Pff, normality... Wimp...




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Old 08-11-2005, 11:32 AM   #19
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you lot thought she was just me in a dress didn't you??
That's not to say that your wife really isn't just you in a dress...

J/K.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:07 PM   #20
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...you young scamps...........I'm getting too old for all this banter............

.....time to get out the tweed hat, Roy is officially becoming all sensible!

(well maybe not)


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Old 08-11-2005, 05:09 PM   #21
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Where IS Ray nowadays by the way........don't tell me they finally carted him away to his own secure unit??


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Old 08-11-2005, 05:21 PM   #22
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...He should be here... ... ...Wait a minute, Ray vanishes and Roy appears? A coincident? *runs around mumbling stuff about Illuminati, 23 and Bielefeld*




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Old 08-11-2005, 06:07 PM   #23
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Now answer me this, why is it, we never see ray and roy in the same room together?

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Old 08-12-2005, 01:31 AM   #24
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Except for their humping, Ray and Roy were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years..

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Old 08-13-2005, 04:20 PM   #25
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There's something fishy going on and I don't like it...
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Old 08-15-2005, 08:14 AM   #26
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.............it's all coming back..........I was imprisoned in a dungeon, drugged up the the eyeballs and wearing a gimp suit, it was hazey but I remember Ray walking in with a key........then cackling something about he had a new job in Amsterdam selling windows........or was it selling in windows......I can't remember........

......next thing I remember I was at the side of the road, I stumbled to the nearest internet cafe (still in gimp suit), and logged on...


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Old 08-16-2005, 08:03 AM   #27
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that's Ray's
Nope Roy. That's Tomace' homepage.. and that's Tom.. stoned as usual. Like in "tomace.com", y'know? But it's OK and besides that, yes, he's nearly me..
And Gabez, those hands can handle 2 vinyls and a crossfader like you'd like to do with girls.

Oh man Roy, it's cool you're back, but I'm sorry. I wish I could, but I can't. I'm really sorry. I PM'd you. Keep that Av if you like. Cheers Dude.
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Old 08-16-2005, 08:41 PM   #28
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Yeah thats nice.

You probably dont know me Roy, but there ya go. Welcome back.


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinions
From you, I get the story

[From the Who's album, TOMMY]
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Old 08-19-2005, 07:58 PM   #29
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Yo Yo, way to return... again...


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:52 PM   #30
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I remember you Fender!! .......and as for Skinkie........well the legend lives on.........have you followed Thriks lead and bought yourself into a position of power yet skink?


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Old 08-22-2005, 08:03 PM   #31
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Good to hear you remember me Roy, as I did kinda check out of the forums for the two years or so after you joined (not because of you obv) anyway as the Zep would say Ramble on!


Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at You, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet

Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #32
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I remember you Fender!! .......and as for Skinkie........well the legend lives on.........have you followed Thriks lead and bought yourself into a position of power yet skink?
Eh my position of power still lies of in the land of Sam and Max, I have yet to userp anything from here....
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soon.... heh heh heh... They won't even see it coming.


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Old 08-23-2005, 06:17 AM   #33
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:59 PM   #34
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Eh my position of power still lies of in the land of Sam and Max, I have yet to userp anything from here....
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soon.... heh heh heh... They won't even see it coming.
Glad to see you're still ruling with an iron fist Skinkie.........you're so much nicer than your predecessor...........oh hang on.....that was you I was thinking about........!!

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Roy Roy I hope you're behaving yourself
I always behave myself Natster........I can't even misbehave on the forums anymore 'cause my buddy Ray is busy in the real world, and all of our trouble making foes seem to have dissapeared.........

........theres a serious lack of excitement (although it IS more civil nowadays).........I'm voting for a naked "post your picture" thread, where we have to guess who everyone is from the neck down!! ...........but I'm begging McCoy PLEASE DONT post the one of you with the parsnip!


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Old 08-24-2005, 02:00 PM   #35
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I'm voting for a naked "post your picture" thread, where we have to guess who everyone is from the neck down!!
Hang on........that won't work.........we'll know who it is from the ID........(doh!)


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Old 08-24-2005, 02:34 PM   #36
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but I'm begging McCoy PLEASE DONT post the one of you with the parsnip!
...Actually, I've got new ones... Can you say "spring onion"?




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Old 08-24-2005, 09:48 PM   #37
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Spring Onion!

Bam, anymore tough questions?


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:50 AM   #38
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Hmm, try "fcevat bavba"...




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Old 08-28-2005, 11:51 AM   #39
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fcevem.. wait.... fcevat bavnevne... no... fcevat bavba..... Yes!


Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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...And now decode it...




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