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12-01-2005, 02:56 PM
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Doesn't he like date the mom and then dump her for the daughter. Then the mom tells and the girl was like OMG. And the guy But I love you now. And then she was engaged. He breaks up her wedding. And they drive away on a bus while she's in a wedding dress and he smiles or something.
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12-01-2005, 03:50 PM
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huh? That confuzed me.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-01-2005, 04:28 PM
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i lost it at omg
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12-01-2005, 08:23 PM
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It sounds like a soap opara concept. Watch out for ABC Shinzuku!
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-01-2005, 08:37 PM
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hehehe
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12-02-2005, 08:58 AM
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...
-he dates mother
-falls in love with daughter
-dumps mother
-mom tells the daughter
-daugher-OMG and leaves for college
-he follows her
-blahblah
-daughter getting married
-he breaks up the wedding
-they're on a bus leaving
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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."
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12-02-2005, 11:14 AM
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Awww, that sounds disturbing-sweet, actually. What's it from? Or did you make it up?
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12-02-2005, 05:09 PM
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Things that they would never say.....do you think we have said everything they would not say?
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12-02-2005, 05:21 PM
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Ok, I guess I'm just one big ball of CONFUZION!!!
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 06:43 PM
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that didnt last because i
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Lili: *before she asked Raz to "LET'S MAKE OUT"* I have a really nasty sore on my tongue.
Raz: I know how you feel. One time Dad made me eat elephant dung for not doing three flips on a jump!
Lili: Uuugh. I've tried cutting it off, zapping it with lightning...maybe you can...get it off with your...tongue...
Raz: ...
*GRATUITOUS MAKEOUT SCENE*
Raz: But it can never be! For I am in love with Bobby Zilch!
Bobby Z.: Where have you been, sweet Razputin? For I have missed you so!!
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12-02-2005, 07:07 PM
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awww so wrong,but funny
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12-02-2005, 07:08 PM
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That was interesting. What about this.
I just got an idea for the best Jerry Springer show episode EVER!
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12-02-2005, 07:09 PM
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i think jerry would love to air this
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12-02-2005, 07:13 PM
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My idea is so awesome.
Sasha and Oleander are in love with the same thing. Mr. Bun. The nuptuals have been set, but there are two grooms, also, Who is Linda's babies daddy?
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12-02-2005, 07:15 PM
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i say linda and benny hit it off
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12-02-2005, 10:40 PM
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Awww, that sounds disturbing-sweet, actually. What's it from? Or did you make it up?
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It's from the Graduate.
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12-02-2005, 10:43 PM
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it is?
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12-02-2005, 10:43 PM
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Benny- Miss Lungfish, you're trying to seduce me. Arn't you?
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12-02-2005, 10:45 PM
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i could see that
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12-02-2005, 10:58 PM
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Sasha- Agent Vodello, you're trying to seduse me. Arn't you.
Milla- No darling, behind you.
Dogan-Hi.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:02 PM
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hehehehe,so true
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12-02-2005, 11:03 PM
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That is so wrong, but I just thought of something wronger.
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12-02-2005, 11:04 PM
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what?
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12-02-2005, 11:05 PM
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Sasha's dad: Sasha, meet your new mom.
Sasha:OO Agent Vodello?!?
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12-02-2005, 11:05 PM
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hehehehehehe! Iso rock at mildly naughty humor.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:06 PM
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OMG!!!! you are the master. Teach me, sensai.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:09 PM
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All you have to do is take something really wrong, like your dad dating someone your age, and make it personal, like having it be your partner.
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12-02-2005, 11:20 PM
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thank you.
Oleander-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOLD MR. BUN?!?!
Sasha- I had too, he was pooing in my bed.
Oleander- I HATE YOU SASHA!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
Ashton Kutucher pops out.
Ashton-Oh dude, you totally just got punk'd.
Oleander-OMG dude, heeheehee. Give me my rabbit right now you son of a.
Ashton-He's in the trailer.
Oleander-Sweet! Mr. Bun!!!
Oleander runs in the trailer. Sasha and Ashton have some small talk.
Sasha-So, Ashton. We cool now?
Ashton-Yeah, I guess. Too bad about Milla.
Sasha-What?
Ashton-I got a call before I came out the Milla got in a wreck.
Sasha-OMG. ~Sasha starts balling~
Ashton-DUDE. YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
Sasha is red with fury. he pulls out a switchblade, and grabs Ashton by the shirt.
Sasha- Don't mess mith me, boy.
Ashton-Yes sir.
Sasha dropps Ashton, but has stuck a timebomb in Ashton't trucker hat.
Sasha is secluded from all others
Sasha-Mwahaha. now Demi shall be mine. MWAHAHA!
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:20 PM
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Milla: Mr. Nein, are you trying to seduce me?
Mr. Nein: yes
Milla: Okay, just so we're clear.
Sasha: D:
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Sasha: OMG, you killed Morry.
Milla: You bastard.
"The kraken stirs.
Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."
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12-02-2005, 11:38 PM
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I totally one up'd you, sensai. The apprentace has defeated the master.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:40 PM
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Oh just you wait.
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12-02-2005, 11:41 PM
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For now....I am the iron chef.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2005, 11:56 PM
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It was funny, though.
Milla: Sasha, are you trying to seduce me?
Sasha: Do you want me to seduce you?
Milla: Duh
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12-03-2005, 12:03 AM
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Oh, I got one.
Sasha: *playing with two dolls that look suspisously like Sasha and Milla*
Sasha doll: Milla, come away with me.
Milla doll: Oh, yes. I love you kiss me.
Milla:*walks in* Hey, Sa-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
Sasha: *throws dolls away* nothing.
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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."
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12-03-2005, 12:26 AM
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hehehehehehhehhehehe,man, i almost laughed to death
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12-03-2005, 02:18 PM
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Bohemian rhapsody. Listening to song now. Quote just got 50x funnier. Some one should do a music video. Video game music videos on Mtv2 on Saturday at 9:30pm.
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12-03-2005, 02:21 PM
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Your quote thing was funny. I'm gonna use it for a fic with alterations. That okay?
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12-03-2005, 07:03 PM
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i think that would be sweet
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12-03-2005, 07:44 PM
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Things that they would never say:
Bohemian RHopsody. However the **** you spell it.
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12-03-2005, 09:03 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahaha, good one
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