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Old 12-01-2005, 02:56 PM   #441
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Doesn't he like date the mom and then dump her for the daughter. Then the mom tells and the girl was like OMG. And the guy But I love you now. And then she was engaged. He breaks up her wedding. And they drive away on a bus while she's in a wedding dress and he smiles or something.


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Old 12-01-2005, 03:50 PM   #442
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huh? That confuzed me.
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:28 PM   #443
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i lost it at omg


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Old 12-01-2005, 08:23 PM   #444
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It sounds like a soap opara concept. Watch out for ABC Shinzuku!
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Old 12-01-2005, 08:37 PM   #445
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hehehe


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Old 12-02-2005, 08:58 AM   #446
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...
-he dates mother
-falls in love with daughter
-dumps mother
-mom tells the daughter
-daugher-OMG and leaves for college
-he follows her
-blahblah
-daughter getting married
-he breaks up the wedding
-they're on a bus leaving


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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."

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Old 12-02-2005, 11:14 AM   #447
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Awww, that sounds disturbing-sweet, actually. What's it from? Or did you make it up?


MOVE FAST TO AVOID THE RAYS
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:09 PM   #448
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Things that they would never say.....do you think we have said everything they would not say?
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:21 PM   #449
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Ok, I guess I'm just one big ball of CONFUZION!!!
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Old 12-02-2005, 06:43 PM   #450
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Lili: Uuugh. I've tried cutting it off, zapping it with lightning...maybe you can...get it off with your...tongue...
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:07 PM   #451
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awww so wrong,but funny


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Old 12-02-2005, 07:08 PM   #452
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That was interesting. What about this.

I just got an idea for the best Jerry Springer show episode EVER!
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:09 PM   #453
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i think jerry would love to air this


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Old 12-02-2005, 07:13 PM   #454
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My idea is so awesome.

Sasha and Oleander are in love with the same thing. Mr. Bun. The nuptuals have been set, but there are two grooms, also, Who is Linda's babies daddy?
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:15 PM   #455
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i say linda and benny hit it off


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Old 12-02-2005, 10:40 PM   #456
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Quote:
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Awww, that sounds disturbing-sweet, actually. What's it from? Or did you make it up?

It's from the Graduate.


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Old 12-02-2005, 10:43 PM   #457
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it is?


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Old 12-02-2005, 10:43 PM   #458
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Benny- Miss Lungfish, you're trying to seduce me. Arn't you?
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:45 PM   #459
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i could see that


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Old 12-02-2005, 10:58 PM   #460
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Sasha- Agent Vodello, you're trying to seduse me. Arn't you.
Milla- No darling, behind you.
Dogan-Hi.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:02 PM   #461
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hehehehe,so true


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Old 12-02-2005, 11:03 PM   #462
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That is so wrong, but I just thought of something wronger.


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Old 12-02-2005, 11:04 PM   #463
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what?


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Old 12-02-2005, 11:05 PM   #464
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Sasha's dad: Sasha, meet your new mom.
Sasha:OO Agent Vodello?!?


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Old 12-02-2005, 11:05 PM   #465
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hehehehehehe! Iso rock at mildly naughty humor.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:06 PM   #466
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Quote:
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Sasha's dad: Sasha, meet your new mom.
Sasha:OO Agent Vodello?!?
OMG!!!! you are the master. Teach me, sensai.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:09 PM   #467
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All you have to do is take something really wrong, like your dad dating someone your age, and make it personal, like having it be your partner.


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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."

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Old 12-02-2005, 11:20 PM   #468
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thank you.

Oleander-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOLD MR. BUN?!?!
Sasha- I had too, he was pooing in my bed.
Oleander- I HATE YOU SASHA!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
Ashton Kutucher pops out.
Ashton-Oh dude, you totally just got punk'd.
Oleander-OMG dude, heeheehee. Give me my rabbit right now you son of a.
Ashton-He's in the trailer.
Oleander-Sweet! Mr. Bun!!!
Oleander runs in the trailer. Sasha and Ashton have some small talk.
Sasha-So, Ashton. We cool now?
Ashton-Yeah, I guess. Too bad about Milla.
Sasha-What?
Ashton-I got a call before I came out the Milla got in a wreck.
Sasha-OMG. ~Sasha starts balling~
Ashton-DUDE. YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
Sasha is red with fury. he pulls out a switchblade, and grabs Ashton by the shirt.
Sasha- Don't mess mith me, boy.
Ashton-Yes sir.
Sasha dropps Ashton, but has stuck a timebomb in Ashton't trucker hat.
Sasha is secluded from all others
Sasha-Mwahaha. now Demi shall be mine. MWAHAHA!
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:20 PM   #469
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Milla: Mr. Nein, are you trying to seduce me?
Mr. Nein: yes
Milla: Okay, just so we're clear.

Sasha: D:

---------------------------
Sasha: OMG, you killed Morry.
Milla: You bastard.


"The kraken stirs.
Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."


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Old 12-02-2005, 11:38 PM   #470
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I totally one up'd you, sensai. The apprentace has defeated the master.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:40 PM   #471
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Oh just you wait.


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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."

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Old 12-02-2005, 11:41 PM   #472
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For now....I am the iron chef.
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:56 PM   #473
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It was funny, though.

Milla: Sasha, are you trying to seduce me?
Sasha: Do you want me to seduce you?
Milla: Duh


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Old 12-03-2005, 12:03 AM   #474
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Oh, I got one.

Sasha: *playing with two dolls that look suspisously like Sasha and Milla*

Sasha doll: Milla, come away with me.
Milla doll: Oh, yes. I love you kiss me.


Milla:*walks in* Hey, Sa-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
Sasha: *throws dolls away* nothing.


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Old 12-03-2005, 12:26 AM   #475
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hehehehehehhehhehehe,man, i almost laughed to death


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Old 12-03-2005, 02:18 PM   #476
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Bohemian rhapsody. Listening to song now. Quote just got 50x funnier. Some one should do a music video. Video game music videos on Mtv2 on Saturday at 9:30pm.


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Old 12-03-2005, 02:21 PM   #477
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Your quote thing was funny. I'm gonna use it for a fic with alterations. That okay?


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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."

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Old 12-03-2005, 07:03 PM   #478
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i think that would be sweet


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Old 12-03-2005, 07:44 PM   #479
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Things that they would never say:

Bohemian RHopsody. However the **** you spell it.
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:03 PM   #480
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hahahahahahahahahahaha, good one


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