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Old 12-07-2005, 05:21 PM   #521
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Cheez is right... they'd never say that.

HOPEFULLY.

Poor Jewish guy.
...Sasha's Jewish? Where's his cap thingie?
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:22 PM   #522
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What solo? My drum solo for Jazz Band? Do I know you?

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Old 12-07-2005, 05:23 PM   #523
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no, i was talking to darth.


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:24 PM   #524
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I decided to stick with my solo. I'd get back at them soon ~cough~cianide poisning~cough~
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:25 PM   #525
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Sasha can't be jewish, OR white. He's a gangster.

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Old 12-07-2005, 05:25 PM   #526
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darth ave, if you don't do your solo i will hunt you down and make you listen to mine


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:25 PM   #527
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I was also using g-slang.

Krunk, right? I take bling from shorteez.


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:27 PM   #528
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*sigh* i don't know how to be gansta, i can be super mean but not gansta


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:27 PM   #529
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that's tight, that's tight.

No matter how much bling I have, I'm not gonna be a gangsta soon.
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:27 PM   #530
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...Sasha's Jewish? Where's his cap thingie?
I was talking about the Jewish guy in the... song.

And that 'cap thing' is very religious, I hope you know.


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:29 PM   #531
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yeah darth, you don't know if i'm jewish or not


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:30 PM   #532
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I was talking about the Jewish guy in the... song.

And that 'cap thing' is very religious, I hope you know.
I'm trying to remember what the cap thing is called.... is it a yamacha or somthing?
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:32 PM   #533
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Yes. But girls don't get to wear them!

...

Real shiny, though.


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:32 PM   #534
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*sigh*


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:34 PM   #535
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What for the sigh, allie?

Tired of that boring headcovering? Yearning for a yamacha?


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:35 PM   #536
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i just can't believe........it's nothing


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Old 12-07-2005, 05:35 PM   #537
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WHAT?! You have to be telling us now.


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Old 12-07-2005, 07:00 PM   #538
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no...it's nothing, forget i said anything


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Old 12-07-2005, 08:36 PM   #539
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You will tell us Allie, or I ain't blinged out yo!
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Old 12-07-2005, 08:36 PM   #540
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Oh, come on. You know you want to.



Not to pressure you or anything.

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Old 12-07-2005, 08:41 PM   #541
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She's not logged on.......

Did you hear the news Skye?
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:02 PM   #542
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She's not logged on.......

Did you hear the news Skye?
Mr. Rogers died a few years ago? :'(


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Old 12-07-2005, 09:14 PM   #543
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Yeah, I heard. Poor guy.

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Old 12-07-2005, 09:22 PM   #544
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Yeah, I heard. Poor guy.
He didn't deserve it. Neither did Walt.

What happened to those guys, anyway? Too important for a burial, methinks.


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Old 12-07-2005, 09:34 PM   #545
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Walt was probably entombed in a vault of Disney paraphernalia. As for Mr. Rogers, I'd say a quiet graveyard is the sort of thing he would have wanted. Must have been a huge service. Think of the guest list: all those people wanting to pay their respects.

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Old 12-07-2005, 10:15 PM   #546
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That's not the news I'm talking about. Mr. Rogers scared me. I made friends with a guy, a cute guy, who goes to my school, and I really hope he likes me too. Even though, he's a total ladies man. Backstage at the christmas program, before our solo, all the chicks were talking to him. He makes me forget about what's-his-name.
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:15 PM   #547
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walt disney died, i didn't know that


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Old 12-07-2005, 10:18 PM   #548
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.....Is there a brain in that head?
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Old 12-07-2005, 10:24 PM   #549
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there used to be one, but i misplaced it today


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Old 05-17-2006, 10:35 AM   #550
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Getting back on topic

Dogen: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Die, everyone, die! How I LOVE exploding your heads! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Vernon: How did my sinuses get cleared? It's a long story...but I won't bore you with it.

Sasha: Milla, I cannot deny my feelings for you anymore. You make my manhood tremble. I WANT YOU!
Milla: Screw you, Nein. I've got a new man in my life who's ten times the man you'll ever be...and his name is Caligosto.

Lili: Raz, you've got to do something!
Raz: Forget it. Being a Psychonaut sucks. I'm going back to the circus. But don't worry, I called in one of my old friends to save the day. His name's D'Artagnan. [cell phone rings] Yeah? Dart? You can't make it? Oh, you suck. [hangs up] Dart can't make it...but don't worry. I'll call in another old friend of mine, who's a schizophrenic ostrich.

Evil Dad: I hate psychics! I wish my psychic son was never born!
Good Dad: I must say, he IS a real bad seed. I remember all those times he started fires in the caravan whenever he was bored, or when he used telekinesis to draw on the wall without touching a crayon, or when he hid in my room, invisible, while my wife and I were making out, then yelled outside, "MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE MAKING KISSY-FACE!" What a little bastard.
Evil Dad: Hey, why don't we talk about him some more over coffee?
Good Dad: Sure. But first I have to try and kill him again, without making it LOOK like I'm trying to kill him.



Rain Woman

"Looks like they'll be 'dragon' your ass outta here!"
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Old 05-17-2006, 05:10 PM   #551
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G-Man: Hey, I don't know where the milkman is either. Let's all team up to find him.

Jasper: Hey, now this is entertainment!
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:44 AM   #552
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Woah...was this supposed to come back from the dead? Oh well.

LILI: Foxes go 'yiff'! [grins] Top that.
RAZ: ...I saw pigeons have sex. Once.
LILI: I lose instantaneously.

DR. LOBOTO: OH MY GOD. I'M BLUE YET I'M STILL ALIVE!

G-MAN: I am the King of Hearts. I am stabbing myself in the head.

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Old 05-19-2006, 09:06 PM   #553
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...I'm having way too much fun with this, I swear

Raz: I'm not good enough to be a psychonaut...
Bobby: HUGZ!!! =D
Vernon: ...
Lili: That is interesting!
Elka: Boys? Who needs them
Milka: Hi!!! Lyk omg wanna be friends? Hey hey hey! Lol! rofllmao! You are so cool blahblahblah
Elton: EW FISH!
Nils: I'm no good around girls....
Sasha: Hey lets PARTEH!
Milla: I hate kids!! D:<
Mikhail: Violence is wrong!
Quentin: Ugh! I'm scared of heights!
Jasper: Wow! What a good actress!
Chloe and Clem: Eh..you aren't so great
Phoebe: augh! Fire, run!
Kitty: Stupid Franke!
Franke: Wow Vernon sure is hot!

Heheh I could have done more but I have to go in a minute
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:30 AM   #554
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Milla: Children, this year we shall be having a different sort of class in my mind. It shall be themed after the texas chainsaw massacre, and I shall be wielding the chainsaw.

Sasha: Milla! I love you! And now I'm going to serenade you with abba songs and bouquets of flowers which I totally love!
Milla: Shut up Agent Nein. I'm running some tests about what kind of poison I shuld use to kill the children.

Raz: I don't like psychics. I want to join another, better circus!
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:31 PM   #555
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Old 05-24-2006, 11:11 PM   #556
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Sasha: I've totally got McPheever!
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:17 AM   #557
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Raz: The giant hairless bear! Look Mikhail! It's what you've been searching for all these years!
Mikhail: Meh. Better things to do with time than wrestle bear. I shall now use proper english, and not broken english, speak in a british accent, and do ballet.
Vernon:...
Raz: Queue the crickets!

Oleander: Raz, I've got something here to show you.
Raz: What Coach?
Oleander: (Brings out meat grinder) Bunnies go in, meat comes out. Isn't it great?
Raz: Let's kill the bunnies!

Raz: Hey Lili, I've been thinking, and I don't like you.
Lili: Well, that's ok. I have a new boyfriend.
Raz: Who?
Lili: They're great, and even better, they aren't my boyfriend, cause they aren't a guy!
Raz: Tell me.
Lili: Oleander.
Raz: Oleander is a guy.
Lili: No he aint. He's a girl. He went bald after he turned twelve. That's why he wasn't allowed in the navy.
Raz: Right.
Lili: Bye bye, ugly person with a hat!

Sasha: Gimme a taste of that sugar Milla!
Milla: Yo, I can't dog. I'm goin out wit ma homies Lili and Phoebe tonight. And I've got a better man in my life Sasha-dog. And, he aint blue.
Sasha: I'm green Milla. And I resent that. Get your groove thang on!
Milla: His name is Vernon, and he's totally hip, yall know what I'm saying?
Sasha: Milla, how could you?
Milla: Shut up, old man.
Sasha: I'm younger than you. I'm 23.
Milla: Peace bro.

Milka: I'm charismatic!
Elton: Why, Milka, why?

Fred: Napolean, come back! It was more fun playing with you! One is the loneliest number...

Ford: I'm going to go to mcdonalds and hold up customers by cooking burgers slowly!

Dr Loboto: I'm not insane, just deeply misunderstood.

btw, If the Psychonauts did a version of 'Titanic' who would be who? Here's my opinion.
Lili: Rose (young version)
Raz: Jack
Sasha: The other guy who rose is expected to marry
What is the general idea?
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Old 05-27-2006, 10:51 AM   #558
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Gloria: I never wanted to be an actress! I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!
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Old 05-28-2006, 04:07 AM   #559
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Edgar: Who cares about painting, I want to be a psychonaut!
Raz: But you aren't psychic.
Edgar: That's exactly the point Razputin, I'm going to be part of a noble team, a hardworking guy who is... A JANITOR!
Raz: Oh boy. Just go talk to Ford, he'll get you a job pushing brooms. I'm off to practise bending spoons! Hey, that rhymed!

Lili: I'm going to be a goth!

Sasha: Let's make out!
Milla: Sasha, are you high.
Sasha: Of course I am Milla, I just ate a whole packet of starburst squirts!
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Old 05-28-2006, 11:43 AM   #560
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Sasha:Oh, look at the sky and the sun's golden rays. The birds and the butterflies, so happy so gay. It's a wonderful feeling to be able to say, IT'S FIFTY LLAMAS DAY, TO-DAY!


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