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Old 08-25-2006, 05:39 PM   #721
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Raz-Hey, look, Bonus Stage.
Lili-You know what would be cooler?
Raz-...?
Lili-Bonus SNAKES. *throws snakes*
Raz-BWAAAAAAH!


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Old 08-25-2006, 09:07 PM   #722
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Oleander:*sees giant anaconda*...*throws rabbit to it* WHAT? ANY OF YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING!


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Old 08-25-2006, 09:15 PM   #723
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Snake-I have stepped into a truly confusing and disturbing realm.


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Old 08-26-2006, 12:18 AM   #724
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Me-You know, I think I wanna look like a whore today!
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Old 09-19-2006, 01:07 PM   #725
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Sasha (walks in while Milla is teaching children): Milla hurry up. I'm feelin horny.
Milla: Me to. Lets just say this is a sex ed class. Okay children! Watch if you want to, but don't ask questions till afterwords!
Children: O.O

I'm sorry... That was real bad, but I thought it was funny when I thought it up.... Yester day... While I was drinking coffee.... Please don't hurt me...
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:48 PM   #726
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Sasha- ME WANT CANDEEEEEEE!!!!

Avery-Sasha/Raz? MMMMMMMM!! Sounds delishious.
Cheez-I know! I'm so in love!

Heidi Clum-Uli...congradulations. You are the winner of Project Runway.(If she does say this, I'll be kickin someones ass...)
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:50 PM   #727
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Me: Conspiacies don't exist. They're all lies.


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You have the insanity of a MANATEE!!!!!!11

I gotta car and now I'm on da road. Watch out highway, here I come!!!!
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Old 09-23-2006, 11:22 PM   #728
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Me- RUSHMORE IS GAY!!! D:
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:12 PM   #729
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Oleander:The only porn allowed here is PSHYCO-PORN.

Milla:Children,thats not me,its...SANTA CLAUS IN A WOMANS BODY!


With the power of psychonauts,you can mke a difference.

I did that...with my mind.
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:31 PM   #730
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Dillon-Smon, your post count is puny compared to mine.
Avery-Even though you've posted everyday on every forum.
Cheez-Sadly, you just don't have what it takes to stay on LucasForums.
Grud-So, we're going to have to sacrifice you to Xorgoth.
Smon-Cool.

How about a different punchline? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

Grud-So, we're going to have to cut your balls off.
Smon-HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN! *jumps out window*

How about... uh... Scooby-Doo ending? DOODLYDOODOODLYDOODOODLYDOO...

Grud-So, we'll have to kill you.
Smon-Look out! Frankenwolfmanstein!
Avery-OMG!
*montage*
Smon-It was actually...
All-PROFESSOR HYDE-WHYTE!?
*explosion*


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Old 10-07-2006, 02:46 PM   #731
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I'd never say "suck my luck for a twenny bucks".

I'd type it, but never say it.

Lil' Olly: EWW! Those bunnies smell really weird! Dad, do you know any good bunny slaughter houses?


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Old 10-07-2006, 04:58 PM   #732
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Li'l Oly: ZOMG. MOM! Are those rabbits dead?
Oly's Mom: ...oh. No, no... of course not, dear. They're just... sleeping. Upside down. And inside out.

(From Simpsons. )


"Remember, if it's anhydrous, that means it's crunchy." ~ Dr. Bukowski
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:16 PM   #733
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Butcher-Knife goes in, guts come out!


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Old 10-07-2006, 05:23 PM   #734
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Oly 2006: Alright, Dead Rising, my favorite game! I should try to find some people to mod the zombies in the games to bunnies!

We're gonna have some fun making Lil' Oly a violent bunny killing psycopath, aren't we?


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Old 10-08-2006, 09:04 AM   #735
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Bobby: Okay, am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in camp?
*The campers look around for an alien.*
Bobby: There! RIGHT THERE! *Points at Raz* That is no kid! He's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! He's here to conquer Earth!
Raz:O_O *moves hand towards self-destruct button slowly*
Lilli: Aw, not this again. You're crazy!
Bobby:BUT HE'S GOT NO EARS!


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Old 10-08-2006, 09:14 AM   #736
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Loboto-You have the insanity of a manatee!
*screen zooms out to reveal a zoo*
Guard-Sir, what have I told you about teasing the manatees.
Loboto-...don't-tease-the-manatees...
Guard-What?
Loboto-...Don't, tease... the manatees.
Guard-Good.
*guard leaves*
...
*Loboto looks around*
Loboto-Screw this, I'm going to the penguin cage...


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Old 10-12-2006, 08:36 PM   #737
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Sasha-Me so horny! Me love you long time!
Milla-GHASP!
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Old 10-13-2006, 01:13 PM   #738
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Ohmigod Darth's alive.


"Remember, if it's anhydrous, that means it's crunchy." ~ Dr. Bukowski
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:11 PM   #739
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No she's not.

And you've acknowledged(Help me out Smon.) my missing breif period.
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Old 11-07-2006, 03:32 PM   #740
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Old 11-07-2006, 05:08 PM   #741
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Milla [stumbles into class late]: "Heads down on desks, teacher's got a hangover."

(Okay so they don't have desks but stfu, in my fantasy world they totally do.)


"Remember, if it's anhydrous, that means it's crunchy." ~ Dr. Bukowski
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Old 11-08-2006, 01:57 PM   #742
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OMG That's hilarious. Milla would totally have a hangover.

Milla-Who wants brownies??
Everone- ME!!!
Milla- I won't tell them about the secret ingredent!! MWA HA HA!!
Vernon- Is it love? ~chomps into brownie~
Milla-No, it's pot.
Vernon-wwwwwooooooaaaahhhhhh
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Old 11-08-2006, 02:16 PM   #743
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Das- You know what? I'm not really all too sexy. I belong in a circus side show.

Jmac-Politics!
Milo-North Korea!
SamnMax-Time magazein!
All-CURRENT WORLD ISSUES ARE INTERESTING!!!

Kingcheez-I <3 fluff! ~snuggles a teddy bear~ squee!
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Old 11-09-2006, 04:04 PM   #744
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Vernon: ...

Benny: Man, RENT sucks. Right up there with West Side Story and Music Man. More like Mucus Man.

(You'll only get the last if you've seen the MySpace pages.)


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Old 11-09-2006, 05:49 PM   #745
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Sasha and Raz-Past the point of no return. The final threashold. THE BRIDGE IS CROSSED SO STAND AND WATCH IT BURN. we've passed the point of no return.
~graduious make-out~
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Old 11-10-2006, 01:04 AM   #746
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Natasha-Check out that gear, it's a huge defense boost.
Ness-I don't think you can wear it yet.
Natasha-What? Why not?
Ness-You don't have the psi-cadet rank to wear hats yet.
Natasha-I don't need liscense points to know how to wear a freaking hat. What else am I going to do with it? OH LOOK, DUR DUR DUR, HAT GO ON FOOT, DURRRR!
Ness-We psi-cadets are pretty stupid like that. Without the figments it's a wonder we can wipe our own ass.
Natasha-This is magical. Well let's go kill some censors so I can learn how to stop being retarded.

Lol, VGCats refence.


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Old 11-10-2006, 10:05 AM   #747
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Coach Oleander: Are we all sitting comfortably? ...then I'll begin.


"Remember, if it's anhydrous, that means it's crunchy." ~ Dr. Bukowski
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:34 AM   #748
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Raz: Help! Sasha! Get me out of here!
Sasha: Are you kidding? Watching you get beat on by censors is hilarious!

Lili: *squeals* Help me Raz! I broke a nail! D:

Sasha: Razputin, the Matrix has you.

Acctually, Sasha reminds me of Morpheus in more ways than one...


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Old 11-19-2006, 02:13 AM   #749
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Razputin (showing Oleander the button): I'm going to Sasha Nein's lab for advanced training!
Oleander: Great! Can you take this fruit basket to him for me?

Fred: I lose again...
Napoleon: That's okay, you get points for trying. Besides, everyone's a winner! XD


"Remember, if it's anhydrous, that means it's crunchy." ~ Dr. Bukowski
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Old 11-19-2006, 08:43 AM   #750
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*during MegaCensor fight*

Sasha: GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!


“Raz,” Oleander groaned. “How many times do I have to tell you? You don't have to sneak in here past security every time you come anymore! You can just come in through the gate! You know, like everyone else?”

“Oh, I know. I just like this way better.”


--Cursum Perficio, chapter two, by Digitaldreamer.
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Old 11-19-2006, 09:29 AM   #751
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xD Hah ha... I get it!


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Old 11-19-2006, 12:47 PM   #752
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Sasha-OMGWOLVERINE

Sasha-CHINCHILLA!!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:49 PM   #753
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*Nil's Cofronts Sasha*
Nils: Okay grandpa, I know you dig Razzy... HAnds off! He's mine!!!
Sasha: Fat chance perve! I love him! I love him! I wuuuuuve hiiiiim!
Nils: You'd just break him, than leave him bleed! Just like the 'exparements' you did with Quention! Poor sexy Quention...
Sasha: *eyes sift weairily behind sunglasses* that was never proven! I LOVE RASPUTAIN!!! I DONT CARE IF I LOOSE MY JOB AND GO TO PRISSION I'm gonna (this portion has been censored for your and my protection)
Nils: O.O ... You pervert...
Raz: Guy's I know you love me but... I'M IN LOVE WITH DOGEN!!!
Nils: Eh... I'll see if Quention wants to make out.... *walks away*
Sasha: Wazzzy... Don't you wuv me?
Raz: Hell no! Dogens twice the man you'll ever be, castrato!
Sasha: If I cant have you than no one will!!! *attempts to psi-blast Raz but a super powerful psi-hand thing stops him*
Milla (da da da daaaaa): Sasha Nein, your rain of gay pedifile terror has come to an end!
Sasha: Ehhh... I can explain... *points to Raz* He told me he loved me first! *cries like a baby*
Milla: Take him away boys!
*People drag Sasha away crying*
Lili: I'm glad that had a happy ending... I'm gonna go practic ballet!
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Old 11-24-2006, 02:06 PM   #754
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Raz:*points at lili* OMFG. You don't have nostrils.


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Old 11-24-2006, 02:10 PM   #755
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Sasha-YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE SHACKLES OF LOVE!!!
Sheegor-~shackled upside down to a wall~LET ME GO DAMMIT!
Sasha-NEVAR!! YOU AND I SHALL FOREVER LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE IN AN ETERNAL LAND OF LOLLIGAGGING!!
Mr. Hornyak-OMGALLITERATION
Sasha-THIS IS NOT A POET'S CORNER, AVERY'S LANGUAGE ART'S TEACHER!! ALLITERATION IS NON EXISTANT IN THE LOVELY LAND OF LOLLIGAGGING>
Smon-TURNNNNN OFFF THEEEE CAPSSSSSSSSLOCKSSSSSS!!!!!
Sasha-FINE!!! Happy?
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Old 11-24-2006, 03:48 PM   #756
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Smon-KERPLAAAAAAAAH!
Lil Jon-WHAAAT?
Smon-I saaaaid, KERPLAAAAAAAAH!
Lex-WROOOONG!
Phoenix-OBJECTION!
Smon-KERPLAAAAAH!


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Old 11-24-2006, 04:22 PM   #757
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Avery- CHEEEEEEEEZEEEEE PANNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!! ~chomp~
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:31 PM   #758
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Raz: God, I love the circus life.


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Old 11-26-2006, 11:15 PM   #759
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Betty- Ok, be calm. Just be chill for a moment.

Marcel-BETTY LET'S MAKE OUT!
Betty-Okay!
~make out~
Elia-MIND IF I JOIN??

Milla-I love you Martha Steward. You've taught me to be a domestic GODDESS!!! ~pans out to see millions of pine cone wreathes~ WREATHS FOR EVERYONE!!!!! IT'S A GOOD THING!
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Sasha: I hope you learned a loesson from this, young man.
Raz: Yup! Youz gots one sexy momma! She looked like a frikin D cup. How the hell did a guy like you're dad score a babe like that?
Sasha: *Snappes and assumes fetle possition*

Sasha: You're off yer rocker! I have no *bleepin* problems! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?! Okay... I'm not German.... I'M FRENCH!!!
*runs in a closet to cry**
Oleander: It's okay Sasha... Yer not alone!
Sasha and Oly: WE SURENDER!!! WHAAAAAA!

Raz: Forget the Psychonwhatsists! I wanna be a ballerina! *rips clothe off to reveal a pink sequened tutu**

Lili: NO one understands me! My daddys a mean man! I hope he dies! Milla's a weird bitch! I hope she dies tooooo! Sasha's so hot! I think I wanna sleep with him! I'm gonna cut my self so people will pay attention to meeeeee!

Milla: The names Me-YEAH moddah fuggers! The childmolesting gangsah rapper, yo!


Iiiits time for some Silent Hill referencing!

Sasha's father: Sasha... I killed you're mother...
Sasha: O.O OMG
Sasha's father; She was suffering so much but... Son! Get the white crisim! We're gonna call upon the old gods to resurect you're mother!
Sasha; okay James...

Little Sasha: *Holds up a picture of his mommy* Dad... Could you tell me about mom?
Sasha's dad: I'm sorry... I can't
lil Sasha: *Pulls out gun* Tell me about mother pops before I use you as a F*$^%'n sacrafice to resurect her!

Crispin *hold up Lili* This is HER! The holy one! She will birth a god and bring forth and eternal paradise!
Lili: put me the hell down before I plug you! *pulls out gun*


"When you're scared and hurt for so long, you're fear and pain turn to hate, and that hate starts to change the world..."
Demon Alessa, Silent Hill
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