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Old 01-28-2006, 10:47 AM   #721
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Yuri is written with more of a nice fluffy tinge, not "OMG LOL! HOT SOFTCORE BOYBOY PORN." Written by illiterate girls who can't keep it to themselves and have to show the world a story in which two guys make out in the first sentence.

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Old 01-28-2006, 04:51 PM   #722
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Don't forget the angst cherry and optional self-mutilation sprinkles at the top. My computer loads these forums so slowly..
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:14 PM   #723
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I am never playing Psychonauts again, thanks you sicko writer.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 01-31-2006, 07:28 PM   #724
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I'd like to meet the author. Really. Must be a really interesting person.

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Old 01-31-2006, 07:48 PM   #725
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This person....uggg.......I can only begin to imagine the pervert who wrote that. I read that....and, I swear I felt so dirrrty.


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:40 PM   #726
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There's a Ford/Sasha oneshot story now on there, I think, but I haven't looked at it.
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:41 PM   #727
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Is that so? How about a link?

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:09 PM   #728
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2775383/1/

*jams head into brick*

It's dedicated... TO ME?!?!?!

DAMN IT ALL! DAMN IT ALL!!

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:13 PM   #729
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Hmm, the plot thickens. How will you respond Cheez? Civil, or all out rage? It wasn't necisarry a badly written piece, just...out of character. Blandly put, the intentions were all off.

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:33 PM   #730
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ALL.

OUT.

RAGE.

SHE ALSO CALLED ME, A GIRL.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGUOGAOUWHGOWAEHOWE GIAHWEGAH

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:37 PM   #731
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Oh, wow. Burnz! Ouch, feel the sting! Sizzzle!

Sorry, I just can't get over how wonderful this is. Like, a comedy of errors, you know? Send her a nasty e-mail and straighten her out, eh?

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:44 PM   #732
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A CONVERSATION I, THEREALLYOKAR, JUST HAD.


TheRealLyokar: I have been stripped of my dignity, had a blanket thrown over my head, was violated with a bar of soap and thrown into the girls locker room.
vashkiller1000: :0
vashkiller1000: LAWLZ
TheRealLyokar: no
TheRealLyokar: its not lawlz
vashkiller1000: its real?
TheRealLyokar: a girl thought i was a girl, and dedicated a f*CENSORED FOR LUCASFORUMS*cking yaoi story to me.
vashkiller1000: XXXXDDDDDDDD
TheRealLyokar: that's the bar soap
TheRealLyokar: ok
TheRealLyokar: the girls locker room
TheRealLyokar: everyone on fanfiction.net thinks im a girl
vashkiller1000: :0
TheRealLyokar: the stripping, my friends think i'm ghey

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Old 01-31-2006, 10:52 PM   #733
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vashkiller1000: you were always gay weren't you
TheRealLyokar: bi, actually. xD <---JOKE. MAYBE. I'LL DECIDE MY SEXUALITY LATER
vashkiller1000: >_>
TheRealLyokar: SO YES
TheRealLyokar: OLD MAN PORN MAKES ME CRY
TheRealLyokar: AND NOW SOME IS DEDICATED TO ME.
vashkiller1000: :0

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Old 02-01-2006, 03:03 PM   #734
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Yah! I caused people to be mad!

I am suddenly getting flashbacks to the conversation I had to the wonderful Purple Squid (no that is not sarcasm) about Fred/Boyd.

Man, I hope Schafer surfs these boards.
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:05 PM   #735
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Ho ho! Way to stick it to her Cheez. She was all ":O"

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Old 02-01-2006, 04:44 PM   #736
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I have a non-fanfiction related story about gender confusion...

onceuponatimeIusedtosurfthekeenspotforumsandsomeon ecalledmeaguyandIgotmadtheend.

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Old 02-01-2006, 05:04 PM   #737
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I have a non-fanfiction related story about gender confusion...

onceuponatimeIusedtosurfthekeenspotforumsandsomeon ecalledmeaguyandIgotmadtheend.
The story of Purple Squid's life.


I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:48 PM   #738
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vashkiller1000 is my pal. not the girl of EVIL

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Old 02-01-2006, 06:23 PM   #739
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The story of Purple Squid's life.
Purple Squid was at KeenSpot?

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Old 02-01-2006, 11:29 PM   #740
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Purple Squid was at KeenSpot?
K, cept for that part.


I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:25 PM   #741
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It's dedicated... TO ME?!?!?!
Oh, ho!! That's just too good. What's next for you, are you going to prance through the meadow singing 'Danny Boy'? Mr. A-gay-fanfic-between-an-old-man-and-some-russain-german-psychonaut-was-dedicated-to-me??


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:47 PM   #742
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Darth.

I don't need any more gay propaganda at me. I get it.

I am giving FluffleNeCharke or whatever, 3 days to change it from she to he and have the story no longer dedicated to me before I just go all out GO TO HELL YOU NUB.

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Old 02-02-2006, 10:50 PM   #743
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Well, arn't we testy????


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 02-02-2006, 11:05 PM   #744
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I'm not Freddy goddamn Mercury. I'm not a damn homophobe either. As I've said to Mashi, I might be ghey myself. But it HURTS to see something as good as Psychonauts ruined by fans, it really does.

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Old 02-03-2006, 07:35 PM   #745
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My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.
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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.

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Old 02-03-2006, 09:57 PM   #746
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XD I like that idea. Sounds like it would be fun.
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Old 02-03-2006, 10:37 PM   #747
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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
That's what they always say.
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Old 02-03-2006, 11:20 PM   #748
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Tim deserves a monogramed recliner. But he probably doesn't have one. So yeah.

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Old 02-04-2006, 02:10 PM   #749
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My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.
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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
That was my plan.

But you cover your ass and cover it good. I'm talking metal assplates. With that type of **** there's a mighty... well, one freakin' fangirl that'll be pissed.

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Old 02-04-2006, 05:35 PM   #750
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My idea was a Psychonauts version of Next, that MTV dating show.

Sasha:I'm Sasha, I'm 35 and I'm looking for a girl to call my own. She has to have a smart mind, as well as a few good assets. I'm kinda strict, so if this girl's a slop, she'll have to clean herself up with a next!
~The Daters~
1.Hi, I'm Tessa and this boy scout won't next me once he see's my merit badges. ~wink~
2.I'm Veronica, and he can't next this sexy goth princess.
3. Hey, I'm Ashlee, and this guy wont next me because I'm the girl next door...who throws wild parties when her parents are home.
4. I'm Megan, this guy certainly won't next me cause I'm the hot one.
5. I'm Norelle, and with a name and a body like this, what man can resist?

TO BE CONTINUED, STUPID!


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:17 PM   #751
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...and suddenly I have this horrible urge to share my emo Loboto fic. XD
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:21 PM   #752
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...and suddenly I have this horrible urge to share my emo Loboto fic. XD
Go ahead. No one's going to hate you.

Or are we?

My fanfiction plots have been sucked out by the government for tests of how imagination is affected by popular culture.
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I know, my fanfic idea sucks....but MTV will love it once I send it into them.

MWAHAHA!!!


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Go ahead. No one's going to hate you.

Or are we?

My fanfiction plots have been sucked out by the government for tests of how imagination is affected by popular culture.
It's (obviously) a parody. I've just seen so many cutter!variouschars fics that I was itching to do one. I dunno. XD

I think the government already has a file folder on me. >>
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Old 02-05-2006, 01:09 AM   #755
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THE GIRL WHO WROTE "KISS ME" IS 12.
Dude, when I was twelve I had worse thoughts. I saw Stand By Me at that age. That was when I learned what preteen boys talk about among themselver. I also luved the leech scene. I mean four, innocent preteen boys, wet, alone, in the woods, in their underwear, one is passed out from leeches. Time to teach these boys a lesson, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.


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Old 02-07-2006, 05:13 PM   #756
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On the topic of...fanfiction.

Here's a Psychonauts/GEOweasel crossover I wrote back in December.

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Old 02-09-2006, 08:21 AM   #757
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THERE'S MORE SASHARAZ.
I AM LISTENING TO EMO MUSIC.

But it's quite good, it's by some guys from Five Iron Frenzy (Micah and Reese)

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Old 03-27-2006, 09:56 PM   #758
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Hmmmmm, this gives me a devilish idea.

Project Runway/Psychonauts slash fanfiction!!! OMG, the possibalities are ENDLESS!!!!!


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:11 AM   #759
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Ave, get a boyfriend. Get a life.

I swear I will SHOVE YOU IN A GUTTER AND KILL YOU IN 73 DIFFERENT WAYS BEFORE YOU DIE.

What kind of creature could birth you, Zoa? What kind of poor creature that trembles from you, demon spawn?

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Old 03-28-2006, 03:05 PM   #760
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Listen, it won't be gay fanfiction.

Only Sasha/Tim, but they'll be bff's, get wasted and sing Closer by Nine inch nails at a kareoke bar.


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