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Old 04-26-2006, 11:38 PM   #361
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Old 04-27-2006, 01:38 AM   #362
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601) You ever thought of erotic fanfics on Jolee and Kreia.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:43 PM   #363
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Actually Jolee should be quite a cool guy when he was young, and Kreia would probably look like Brianna, so it won't be too bad.

602) You think that HK47 should be able to wield a lightsdaber, just cause many droids/cyborgs can do it also.
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Old 04-28-2006, 12:20 AM   #364
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Well, if other droids can, why not HK?



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Old 04-28-2006, 01:38 PM   #365
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603) You can't think of anything more to say about the games

604) 603 happens and you bust a head gasket reciteing dialogue from both games

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Old 04-29-2006, 12:22 AM   #366
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605) You think V is a Jedi, and Revan's secret apprentice.
606) You're nodding and smiling as you read the list.
607) You watch RotS and think "Bah, Kreia would wipe the floor with Sidious!"
608) You try to build HK-47 from a blender, some cans and a DVD player.
609) You think MacGyver is a Jedi.
610) You go into a pet shop and ask if they have Gizka.
611) You call your evil sister a rancor.
612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine.
613) You think Jesus was a Jedi Master.
614) You have disturbing erotic dreams about Vader.
615) You call your grumpy grandfather (or that teacher you can't stand) Vrook.
616) You try to make a complete set of Revan's robes and mask.
617) You've written a 1000-page script for KOTOR: The Movie
618) You call your stuck-up classmate Bastila. (No offense, Bastila fans. She never annoyed me that much, but some people seem to hate her.)
619) You call your nagging teacher Atris.
620) You burn your skin with a toaster to look like Sion.
621) You think Nihilus is the Witch King of Angmar.
622) You spend hours learning to talk like Nihilus.
623) You've beaten the game so many times, you have to play with your feet just for the challenge.
624) You can recite every single dialogue in the game and even enact the scenes.
625) Your car gets towed, and when you go get it back you say "I'm here because a pretentious schutta stole my ship."
626) You have tons of saved games so you can beat every single boss over and over.
627) You think underwear mods are awesome.
628) You name your kids Revan, Bastila, Mission, Zaalbar, Jolee and Canderous... or maybe even HK-47!
629) You call your pet iguana Hssiss.


One thing that fools will never understand is that only a weakling lets the darkness control him. A mix of light and darkness is a powerful thing. Volatile, yes, but also unexpected, and thus even more dangerous.
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Old 04-29-2006, 12:29 AM   #367
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(630) You've beaten Kotor so, so many times you try to play it with your mind.
(631) You make sock puppets of all the party members and act out cutscenes
with them.


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Old 04-29-2006, 12:43 AM   #368
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Heh, good one. Sock puppets... I wonder how nobody thought of that before.


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Old 04-29-2006, 02:00 AM   #369
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625) Your car gets towed, and when you go get it back you say "I'm here because a pretentious schutta stole my ship."
That is the best one in this thread thus far. Period.





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Old 04-29-2006, 03:36 AM   #370
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Old 04-29-2006, 03:44 AM   #371
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633 - You find three pieces of a pencil and claim to be a Essay Knight.



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Old 04-29-2006, 10:15 AM   #372
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Actually Jolee should be quite a cool guy when he was young, and Kreia would probably look like Brianna, so it won't be too bad.

602) You think that HK47 should be able to wield a lightsdaber, just cause many droids/cyborgs can do it also.
Well, actually there is a mod you can download from pcgamemods which allows HK47 to use "droid lightsabers", droid upgrade or something like that. I instaled it but I didnt like it too much, I believe it lacks some animations or something.


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612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine
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Not the Pope, but one my former university teachers (which is a catholic priest too) looks like him.


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Old 04-29-2006, 12:33 PM   #373
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612) You think Pope Benedict XVI is actually Palpatine.
I morphed the Pope into Palpatine for a school project one time. It was like watching an old man getting older.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-29-2006, 05:04 PM   #374
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634) You think Star Forge Robes are dead sexy.
635) You obsess about a love triangle between Jolee, Kreia and Vrook.
636) You call your computer HK-47 and try to program it to kill people you don't like.
637) You write your own version of the Bible and add an alternate ending with a darkside Jesus.
638) You refer to one of your teachers as Uthar.


One thing that fools will never understand is that only a weakling lets the darkness control him. A mix of light and darkness is a powerful thing. Volatile, yes, but also unexpected, and thus even more dangerous.
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Old 04-30-2006, 01:58 AM   #375
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639) You think 635 is an idea that belongs to a guy who doesn't get out much

640) You start calling the aforementioned guys in 639 the guys dress up at conventions and have no desire to date girls

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Old 04-30-2006, 02:31 AM   #376
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641 - You have built mods for K1 that make the Improved Malak mod look sissy.

642 - You got stuck with the burden of reformatting your computer (#^%@%@%@%@#$@#%@%@#%@!) and the first thing that comes to mind is: "I'll lose all my KotOR games! (Guilty (and pissed) as hell)



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Old 04-30-2006, 02:43 AM   #377
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643- u start to help make kotor modifications for Empire at war (guilty as charged lol)


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Old 05-01-2006, 04:58 PM   #378
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645) You cuss in a variety of alien languages, often in over six million forms of communications

646) You are often called to negotiate a termination of hostilities

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Old 05-01-2006, 06:21 PM   #379
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648) Play Pazzak in your head? No, play kotor/kotor2 in your head!!!
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:30 PM   #380
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649) You have dreams about kotor
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Old 05-01-2006, 10:18 PM   #381
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Old 05-02-2006, 01:25 AM   #382
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:20 AM   #383
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653) You have any StarWars posters hanging around your room. The posters from KOTOR and TSL just happen to have a shrine of honor

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649) You have dreams about kotor

Almost! Dream about kotor era, as my SWG character... its a good life.
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654) You keep looking this thread, and thinking about more things to list here.
655) You seriously think that this thread will arrive up to 1000 listings.


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657) You are happy to date other SW geeks out there. (NOW you know how the horror of twookies are created)
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660:You get into a fight and raise your hand screaming "FORCE MAELSTROM" over and over while getting your ass beat
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661:you hit space trying to get a "tactical pause" so you can q up your list of combat actions and force powers.
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662: You wish life had an Override folder so you could change your outfit into Jedi robes and install custom powers like Force Choke Anyone, Force Destruction, and so on.
663: You get thrown out of church for obssessively reciting the Jedi Code out loud.
664: You need to get braces, and you ask the dentist to make you a set that's a replica of Malak's jaw piece.
665: You creep out your parents by impersonating Sion or Nihilus.


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667) You try to add music to your life by trying to find the Streammusic folder

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Huh? Say what? Now I really want a V mod, complete with costume, mask and daggers.


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637) You write your own version of the Bible and add an alternate ending with a darkside Jesus.
I just about fell out of my chair at work. Good form Manus.
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668) You try to 'saber duel your friend with your green laser pointer, while your friend is weaving his red one.
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668) You try to 'saber duel your friend with your green laser pointer, while your friend is weaving his red one.
Have you done it? Im really guilty of doing that.


"Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest. And like a forest it's easy to lose your way to get lost When engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. This is the first and cardinal rule of combat. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself..."

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669) You wonder how long this bunch of wierdos can keep this up

670) You call the trash can a walking tin can even though it doesn't move

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Have you done it? Im really guilty of doing that.
Works better with smoke in the air.
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671) You call your computer a trash compactor when it starts acting up.


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