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Old 05-22-2006, 03:15 PM   #441
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737) You decide to buy a hovercraft and modify it into a swoop bike.

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^You try to modify a hovercraft, give up and say 'F*** this". Then you go and find a store that sells swoops.


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739) You can't find that store, so you return home, depressed once again and you decide to take another crack at realizing your ultra super cool custom made Yu Gi Oh deck idea.

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740) You wonder why there are no swoop bike shops in the first place

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Old 05-23-2006, 11:44 AM   #445
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741) You watch Yu-Gi-Oh and end up saying "A guy possessed by a pharaoh? Big deal! Being an amnesiac Dark Lord is way cooler!"


One thing that fools will never understand is that only a weakling lets the darkness control him. A mix of light and darkness is a powerful thing. Volatile, yes, but also unexpected, and thus even more dangerous.
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Old 05-23-2006, 01:59 PM   #446
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742) You start a thread on this forum about how much Star Wars is cooler than Yu Gi Oh.

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Old 05-24-2006, 01:49 AM   #447
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:12 AM   #448
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744) You learn all programming codes in existence, just so you can program a droid.
745) "The Sith Lords" is all you can say.
746) You make a TSL Film, and it receives more awards than the Lord of the Rings movies.
747) After realising there are no swoop bike shops, you open one.
748) You think that a certain profanity that is bleeped here is a typo of Sith.

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Old 05-24-2006, 08:34 AM   #449
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749) You try to use Force Lightning on the computer when you're trying to post more stuff on this list and it acts up.


One thing that fools will never understand is that only a weakling lets the darkness control him. A mix of light and darkness is a powerful thing. Volatile, yes, but also unexpected, and thus even more dangerous.
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Old 05-24-2006, 10:55 AM   #450
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750) You pitty da foo that mentioned Yu-Gi Oh in the first place, since the SW trading card game is waaay cooler anyway!
751) You pitty the foo even more after realising the foo plays a game that couldn't even dare to stand in the shadow of Pazaak
752) When you write a formal letter to the creators of the English dictionary to convince them of adding the word 'Meatbag' in the next edition.

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Old 05-24-2006, 01:36 PM   #451
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753) You decide to go to pilot school, because you think the Ebon Hawk is real and you want to fly it.

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Old 05-24-2006, 03:26 PM   #452
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754) You go to pilot school in the hopes of even flying a starship
755) You realize starships don't exist and you start work with NASA to create one

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Old 05-24-2006, 03:56 PM   #453
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756) Unfortunately NASA realizes that you're just a very mentaly disturbed individual and commits you to an institution.

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Old 05-24-2006, 04:41 PM   #454
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766) You pull a Mission and pickpocket the guard for the key and make your escape

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Old 05-24-2006, 04:45 PM   #455
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767) Then you go home and decide to try to build a lightsaber.

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Old 05-24-2006, 05:39 PM   #456
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768) You build a lightsaber out of your flashlight

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768) You build a lightsaber out of your flashlight
I actually planned on doing that about five and a half months ago, but decided it was a bad idea.
769) You think everything is linked to Star Wars.
770) You play through TSL fifty times thoroughly in one minute

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Old 05-24-2006, 06:27 PM   #458
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:34 PM   #459
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Well with killblaste and jumping most sidequests you can finish the game in under half an hour.

771) You write to Lucas asking him to retcon Han Solo playing Pazaak instead.
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:53 PM   #460
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772) You try to build a blaster pistol.

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Old 05-25-2006, 02:05 PM   #461
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773) You get made when your blaster shoots water

774) You wonder if there are at least a thousand of these numbers

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Old 05-25-2006, 02:06 PM   #462
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775) You decide to try to upgrade your vacuume into a cleaner-droid.

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Old 05-25-2006, 03:57 PM   #463
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130) Every cool story, movie, or book that you really like ends up in your own personal fantasy combined with lightsabers and the force. (I do this so much... Several different movies I have watched and liked almost always have the characters wielding lightsabers now in my mind...)
OMG!!!! I do that to!!! (I thought I was crazy or something!)


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Old 05-25-2006, 04:12 PM   #464
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776) You want to open a school of Twi'Lek language.

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777) You reenact entire movies, adding SW stuff: V going around with two lightsabers, Professor X wearing Jedi robes, Magneto frying people with lightning, Bruce Lee training to be a Jedi Weapon Master, Force powers in the Matrix...


One thing that fools will never understand is that only a weakling lets the darkness control him. A mix of light and darkness is a powerful thing. Volatile, yes, but also unexpected, and thus even more dangerous.
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:55 PM   #466
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776) You want to open a school of Twi'Lek language.
778) ... or better yet Twi'Lek Dancing School.
779) ... or even better Zeltron Massage Parlor!!
780) ... or a wookiee tattoo shop.
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:01 PM   #467
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781) You try to turn your iPod into a lightsaber
782) You succed in turning your iPod into a lightsaber
783) You have Apple produce it as iSaber
784) You have Star Wars themes on your iPod
785) You call Tonk Pazzak
786) You can speak Sith, Basic, and Shiwookie.
787) You Can Build Exact Full Scale Real working Replicas of Hk-47, T3-M4, Artoo, and Droidekas out of Legos


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Old 05-26-2006, 09:11 AM   #468
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788) You can speak Mandalorian. Fluently.

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Old 05-26-2006, 11:58 AM   #469
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789) All of your computer passwords (work and home) are KOTOR related ie jolee, Carth, Bastilia, Ebon Hawk etc. I am definatly guilty of this
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790) You call camels ''Ronto''.

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791) You call elephants banthas

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792) You call cargo planes ''freighter ships''.

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793) The 'nuclear wessels' are called capitol ships

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794) You actually read the AW:KotOR comic, and know that its a different thing from "Tales of Jedi: KotOR" comic. (Many people get confused by this)

795) You read the said (still unfinished) comic series, and now you have questions about who is the hottest femme in the KotOR era.

796) You don't know what Arkanian look like anymore, this time.
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793) The 'nuclear wessels' are called capitol ships
797) But they are spelled vessels!!

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Old 05-26-2006, 06:21 PM   #476
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Evidently, you have never seen Star Trek IV.

(To all: I am not a trekkie, I just like the original 5 movies because my grandfather did and I thought they were good movies. So there.)



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798) You mix Star Trek with Star Wars
799) You wonder how the PC could miss a locked door when trying to bash it open
800) You wonder how long the list will go on

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801) You count how much is left 'till the list reaches 1000.

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Then you should have caught the joke silly

802) You call your worst male teacher Malak

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