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Old 05-27-2006, 03:09 PM   #481
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804a) You call your girlfriend Bastila
804b) You call your boyfriend Carth
805) You write out your resumé in Aurabesh

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Old 05-27-2006, 06:12 PM   #482
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798) You mix Star Trek with Star Wars
Mixing that can get you killed!

806) You got beat up by a trekkie for using words like LightSpeed/schutta/blaster/TheForce/Queeway-wannabes while watching StarTrek.

807) You Mod your computer to look like T3/HK47/EbonHawk.

808) You think Gundams are just really big Jedis, cause they are obviously using LightSabers!
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809: You think Gundams are blaster-wielding Jedi due to their usage of beam weapons.
810: You think the Gundam series is secretly a Star Wars anime.
811: You think G-Gundam emphasizes the Star Wars theme because it was inspired by the Saga.
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Old 05-27-2006, 08:47 PM   #484
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812) You make your Xbox look like the Millenium Falcon.


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Old 05-27-2006, 09:31 PM   #485
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813) You make your Xbox look like an X-Wing.

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Old 05-28-2006, 09:14 PM   #486
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814) You make your Toilet Bowl look like a Tie.
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Old 05-29-2006, 06:14 AM   #487
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815) You start genetic experiments on monkeys in order to produce a Tach from which you can extract glands.

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Old 05-29-2006, 08:36 AM   #488
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815) You start genetic experiments on monkeys in order to produce a Tach from which you can extract glands to make Tarisian Ale.
Fixed! I wonder if we could get some of those people who make Romulan Ale make up some Tarisian Ale? Hmm...


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Old 05-29-2006, 12:16 PM   #489
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What you do with the glands is your own business.

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Old 05-29-2006, 10:03 PM   #490
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816) you fail, and decide to make do with hamster scent glands instead.
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Old 05-29-2006, 10:57 PM   #491
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Old 05-30-2006, 03:31 AM   #492
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818) When you're thinking of starting a ''You haven't played enough KoTOR when...'' thread.

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Old 05-30-2006, 08:25 AM   #493
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819) You attack someone with a knife because they said they played through slightly differently.
820) After going to court for 819, you attempt to Force Persuade the judge to let you go free.
821) While in prison, you think that an assassin is going to steal the identity of one of the guards, and let you out only to kill you.

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Old 05-30-2006, 03:20 PM   #494
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822) When you're late for school, you try to Force Speed yourself there (but you get tired of running after about 50 metres)

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Old 05-30-2006, 04:29 PM   #495
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823) You start writing limericks for the games to every song in your music collection

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Old 05-30-2006, 05:06 PM   #496
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823) You start writing limericks for the games to every song in your music collection
Aren't you a bit guilty of this one?

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Old 05-30-2006, 07:36 PM   #497
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824) ... you actually use the phase "charging up the loading ramp" before you try to make out with your girl.

825) ... instead of laughing senseless, your girlfriend reacts to you with HK47's definition of love.

426) ... while coving your wounds, you wonder if you should answer to her saying "There is a certain lethal charm in such a shot, I agree" or "Then I don't think I've ever been in love"

427) ... and she got sooo "shut up and press your mouth against my slimey lips" Bastila style!


PS: Ok, thats pure fantasy for the last three... though I would so take any girl who did that home. :3
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Old 05-31-2006, 06:44 PM   #498
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Of course igyman. I am sooo guilty. You don't want to hear what I had planned for Jolee. I was laughing for thirty minutes

828) You start writing absurd plots to the games that occur behind the scenes

829) You read some of these and it becomes etched in your mind like a bad song

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Old 05-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #499
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I'm pretty sure all of you have been guilty of such things that you've posted. I'd post some things, but im far too guilty for that.


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Old 05-31-2006, 10:17 PM   #500
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830) You create an mp³ out of random clips from the game mixed with techno music and it becomes a hit across the internet.
831) Every thought in your head relates directly to TSL.
832) You write an essay on TSL when you were supposed to write one on something completely unrelated.
833) You wear a veil over your eyes like Visas and get a severe concussion from all the things you walk into.

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Old 05-31-2006, 10:40 PM   #501
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834) When you start a thread called: Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...
Just joking!


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Old 06-01-2006, 12:20 AM   #502
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835) ... you made your girlfriend wear a heavy veil over her eyes 24/7.

836) ... and you wonder if she can see in the force yet.

837) ... so you can ask her to remove her eyeballs.

A bit overdone, what you get after reading kotor comics.
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Old 06-01-2006, 07:59 AM   #503
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838) You watch Chobits and wonder how HK-47 would look if he was turned into one.
839) You wish Revan and HK made cameos in every anime or movie you watch.
840) You repeat HK's lines when he's furious about the HK series droids every time you get pissed.
841) You say "You're a very harsh master. I like you" to your girlfriend.
842) You develop an obsession with girls wearing veils.
843) You turn your room into a replica of the Trayus Core or the Ebon Hawk.
843) You write tentacle hentai involving Mission's head-tails.


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Old 06-01-2006, 12:29 PM   #504
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844) You go to plastic surgery because you want your face to look like the face of your character from the game (the question is which part of the game, K1 or TSL).

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Old 06-01-2006, 03:55 PM   #505
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846) You did 841 and your girlfriend is really happy! o.o
847) Mandalorian supersoaker, nuff said.

PS: I move the number up one cause there is two 843s.
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Old 06-03-2006, 01:21 PM   #506
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848) You post 843 (the second 843) on the internet.

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Old 06-03-2006, 10:52 PM   #507
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849) You would think 844(the second 843) is correct, since a Twi'lek's Head-Tentacles plays quite a part in their mating/erotic activities.

850) You would also prefer to call them Lekkus, since your Twi'lek girlfriend (cough) would definitely consider calling them Head-Tentacles extremely rude, akin to calling a female with the "C" word.
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Old 06-04-2006, 11:05 AM   #508
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851) You teach yourself to right backwards (mirror image) and write your insane plots in this manner

852) You are pleased that no one can read your plots and call it a new form of code

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Old 06-04-2006, 02:48 PM   #509
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You mean write backwards!

853) You wonder why there's no subtitle when you talk to people in real life.

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854) You carry cardboards around to make your own Subtitles, coyote style!

855) Like the PC, you decide to make no voice as you speak.

856) You insanely count the number of toes for any "Yoda look-alikes"
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:10 PM   #511
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857) Take 851 and write your diddies in the same manner

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858) You made an LJ for one of your PCs.
859) ... or for EACH of your PCs.
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Old 06-06-2006, 05:25 PM   #513
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(some more genetic experimenting)
860) You try to cross-breed women and octopii, hoping to produce a Twi'Lek dancing girl.

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Old 06-07-2006, 12:35 AM   #514
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I would so watch the mating ritual in action! :3 But yeah at best you would make one of those Pol Koon species(forgot what they call).

861) You ever dreamt of flying lightsabers chasing after you after playing kotor2.
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Old 06-07-2006, 05:21 AM   #515
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862) You start making a story for your own brand new Star Wars comic book.

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Done that ... kinda///

863) You made a website and pose yourself as a "good friend of GL" giving out your fanfics as "canon"
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864) You come up with the insane idea to write a musical on KOTOR I actually did that and am in the process of writing the first scene

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Old 06-07-2006, 05:33 PM   #518
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864) You decide to make a horror SF movie called ''Darth Vader vs. Darth Revan''.

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865) You make the horror movie into the the Monster Mash

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867) ROCKY HORROR MALEK SHOW!!! (btw is that the title of your would be musical?)

PS: I skip a number since there is two 864s.
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