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Old 03-06-2006, 09:24 PM   #241
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422) You ditch a hot girl who wanted to hang out with you so you could spend the day playing Kotor2 for 14 hours straight!! muahahahaha, nobody can beat me!!!! (some of you think "yeah, she probably wasn't hot"...think what you want)
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Old 03-06-2006, 10:12 PM   #242
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423 - You skip losing your virginity so you can open a can of whoop-ass on Kreia one more time...



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Old 03-07-2006, 02:38 AM   #243
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424) Your can of whoop-ass on Kreia is tougher than a whoop-ass on the world's stongest man

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Old 03-07-2006, 05:17 AM   #244
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425) you drunkenly try to use force persuade on a barman to give you a free drink (happened to me when i was at work once!)

426) you have the imperial march as your ringtone just for your parents...


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Old 03-07-2006, 06:09 AM   #245
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427) When you enter a bar you look for the Hutt crime lord that will give you bounties to collect.

428) You like bith music and you play it!!!!!!

429) When you reach to a new town or suburb you look for the weapon shop, the swoop races and the above told cantina.


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Old 03-07-2006, 06:34 AM   #246
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430) when you shoot someone and then trying to revitalize him (or her)
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Old 03-07-2006, 08:43 AM   #247
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431) You've read through all 7 pages of this thread hoping that no one has used your ideas so you can add even more dimentia to the community

432) You've purchased hair dye, contact lenses and tampered with a 40's flight jacket and a deck of playing cards all in the hopes of making your husband more like Atton Rand

433) Your husband doesn't understand why you want him to say "pure pazaak" in bed

434) You make random strangers play pazaak on the street so you can save up the credits to build your very own KOTORWORLD ala West/Future World

435) Because of your previous line you've decided to try and make a mod where the HK assasin droids all look like Yul Brennar from WestWorld

436) Ever debated whether a force lance (Andromeda) would be better use then a blaster or wondered why a force lance doesn't have a lightsabre component? and since there are no force powers in star trek why is it called a force lance? and on and on and on...


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Old 03-07-2006, 02:34 PM   #248
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437) You try to tune out evrything and 'listen' to the thoughts of other people

438) You try doing this to get the answers for the final while you take it

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Old 03-07-2006, 02:41 PM   #249
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439) When you argue with others on a 'Knights' website about something as trivial as 'Mind immunity'.

Guilty as charged.


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Old 03-08-2006, 07:03 AM   #250
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437) You try to tune out evrything and 'listen' to the thoughts of other people
440) You actually play pazaak in your head to keep the old lady downstairs from "listening" to your thoughts.

I'm pretty sure she stole my pie tins from parcelforce (who are dark jedi anyway) and my eye of osiris from our front door


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Old 03-08-2006, 09:38 AM   #251
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441) While playing soccer, you throw some dices on the field for a critical hit on the upcoming striker.

442) Trying to Force Choke your German-teacher

443) Math teacher: Ztalker, why are you using 2 pens?
Ztalker: I find Dual wielding more efficient compared to using just one pen.
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444) Engish Teacher: Please tranlate the following sentence, Ztalker.
Ztalker: 98%, it means....

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Old 03-08-2006, 11:30 AM   #252
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445) You play pazaak in your head and wonder why your mother seems to know what you are thinking

446)You make lightsaber hums when you swing your pen or pencil

447) You take 446 and you try to have a duel between your left and right hand

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Old 03-08-2006, 12:16 PM   #253
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448) You rejuvenate this old thread and keep it going again until it hits seven pages.

449) You try and see if you have telepathy by concentrating on small objects and trying to make them float. (guilty...)

450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...)

451) You start using the phrase "your breath smells like Bantha poodoo" as an insult in real life.
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:25 PM   #254
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452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers

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Old 03-08-2006, 05:18 PM   #255
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450) You have wierd dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people. (...guilty...)
453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people.
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:15 PM   #256
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452) You take Rob's 451 and say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers
454) you start a new game of Kotor just so you can hear Mission say that Zalbaar needs to brush his choppers


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Old 03-09-2006, 11:04 PM   #257
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455) When you open a Gizka petting farm, and you start killing them off to see them multiply. (See kids, for every one that dies, another two are there to take its place.)

456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?")

457) When you pick you keys off the dresser, and tell you girlfriend you are taking the Ebon Hawk to the car wash.



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Old 03-09-2006, 11:48 PM   #258
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422) You ditch a hot girl who wanted to hang out with you so you could spend the day playing Kotor2 for 14 hours straight!! muahahahaha, nobody can beat me!!!! (some of you think "yeah, she probably wasn't hot"...think what you want)
458)You get ditched by a hot girl you wanted to hang out with, because she wanted to play KOTOR2 for 14 hours straight.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:33 AM   #259
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456) When you goto the nearest supermarket, and treat it like the Yavin IV space station. (Walks up to customer service: "Where is your special merchandise?")
I did that once and got some cool stuff. Was expensive, though.



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Old 03-10-2006, 11:02 AM   #260
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459) When people ask you stuff, you constantly reply with:
'Yes, General?'


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Old 03-10-2006, 11:19 AM   #261
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460) You take 459 and instead reply in a Vader voice, "Yes Master?"

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Old 03-10-2006, 07:31 PM   #262
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453) You have WET dreams about being a Jedi and trying to use Force Lightning on people.
461) you try to use force lightening on people.
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:52 PM   #263
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462) FORCE PERSUADE STATEMENT: Unbutton Your Clothes. Give Yourself To Me. Ignore Your Meatbag Hot Boyfriend.
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:31 PM   #264
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If you have to force persuade her to do that in your dreams, you're not doing it right.



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Old 03-12-2006, 08:08 AM   #265
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463) You arrive in an unknown part of town and walk up to random strangers and say "I have some questions"

464) You're still thinking up posts for this thread.


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Old 03-12-2006, 12:01 PM   #266
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465 - You finally hack the game so you can put a little REAL romance in the games!



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Old 03-12-2006, 11:17 PM   #267
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466) You post ANOTHER number about sith lightning (I think there are at least 10 in this thread)
467) You spend 30+ minutes to get up to date on a thread about How to know you have it bad for TSL.
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:41 AM   #268
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468) You get a hangover reading the lasts of the posts in this thread

469) You attribute the hangover to an overdose of juma

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Old 03-13-2006, 06:34 AM   #269
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470) While your History teacher is talking about World War Two, you comment:
'Did they never hear of Basilisk War Droids? Sheesh!'

471) Ztalker: 'Wanna have a date with me?'
Girl: 'Ehrm...no...'
Ztalker: 'Damned Charisma modifier!'

472) While opening doors, you standard say: 'Pure Pazaak!!'

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473) As a female you often find yourself standing with your left hip thrust out and waving your hands around wildly whilst talking.

474) You wonder how you ever operated a computer without a lightsaber in each hand


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475) You try to let your cape* float through your chair time after time.
*=I know you have one

476) You go and touch a dead man to see if the H'siss will spawn.

477) -response on 432- You've purchased red hair dye and tampered with a very short green jacket and a wrist-rocket launcher all in the hopes of making your girlfirend look more like Mira

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478) You shave your head bald and glue horns on to be Bao-dur

479) You take 478 and try to build a remote to folllow you around

480) You take that further and try to build a mass shadow generator

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481) You mother sees you talking to the vacuum cleaner saying: 'Whooops! Did i just left my hydrospanner in there?'

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483) YOu have broken your leg, and are sitting in front of the doctor:
Doctor: 'That doesn't look good...we have several treatments, wich would you prefer?'
Ztalker:'Ehrm...Force Heal?'

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484) You take 483 and opt for the kolto tank

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484) you take 432 and buy a veil, some robes, dye them them deep red, and ask your girlfriend to wear them and say, "My life, for yours"


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484) you take 432 and buy a veil, some robes, dye them them deep red, and ask your girlfriend to wear them and say, "My life, for yours"
PURE PAZAAK!!! I sooo wanna do it.

485) You roleplay kotor with your girlfriend: your girlfriend being Bastila, and you being Revan... or Malak when you feel kinky!
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486) You cut off your jaw and put an electric pencil sharpener where it used to be.


Let's kill ourselves.
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