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11-22-2005, 10:59 PM
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Who's Satan in this picture?
Is it:
a) Ms. Zajac ~ English
b) Ms. Fonda ~ Consumer
c) Madame Roesner ~ French
d) Mrs. Clancy ~ Math
e) The library nazi
Guess away! 
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11-23-2005, 04:51 AM
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It's you behind the lens Das. Only Satan could have such a sh-t taste in music!!
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11-23-2005, 05:08 AM
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Wow, you have a library Nazi too?
TIS HER I SAY
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11-23-2005, 08:57 AM
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Wow, you have a library Nazi too?
TIS HER I SAY
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Doesn't every library?
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11-23-2005, 09:57 AM
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Which one is the sexy looking girl?
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11-23-2005, 11:06 AM
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Which one is the sexy looking girl?
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Shut up.
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11-23-2005, 11:26 AM
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No seriously. I ask you. The smiling one. Is that the ballet-teacher?
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11-23-2005, 11:48 AM
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Sailor
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Which one is the sexy looking girl?
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Beats me. I'd do all of them, personally.  At the same time...BRING IT ON, ladies--I'm not scared! Daddy's got a can full of spinach, yes he does.
What?  Never mind. Satan is clearly the french teacher. The living Force has told me this. |
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11-23-2005, 12:27 PM
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I'm gonna go ahead and say the sexy looking girl is his older sister or something. Either way, why should any of us care about this? last time I checked, this wasn't a blog.
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11-23-2005, 12:36 PM
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Wow, you have a library Nazi too?
TIS HER I SAY
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In my middle school we had a mean German woman who we think only wnated her job so she could burn the books at night.
Just because people think what I say don't make sense, doesn't mean I don't like popsicles.
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11-23-2005, 01:58 PM
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Das, is that your way of telling us you've got faar too much time on your hands? O_o
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Hmm, would you like to do my linear algebra homework? There's a nice one with lots of matrices multiplication!
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11-23-2005, 06:55 PM
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Das, is that your way of telling us you've got faar too much time on your hands? O_o
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Lol, no. It took me like a 2 minutes to make that pic up and put it on photobucket. It's also my way of telling you that Madame Roesner, aka my French teacher is Satan and shouldn't have told us about a fvcking project on Monday that was due today. She's such a stupid bitch. OK, anyway...
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There's a nice one with lots of matrices multiplication!
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Matrices were easy before the memory on my calculator got erased...a good friend of mine had done a project for an independent-study type class where he made a shyteload of calculator programs, and then he gave them all to me. Yeah, well, he's kinda not my friend anymore so now I can't get those back, lol. Oops. :P
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11-23-2005, 07:50 PM
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You have a "consumer" teacher?
Only in America!
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11-23-2005, 08:29 PM
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Spoon, please
Yes! We *consume her.*
*(Plays 'Hot for Teacher' by Van Halen.)*
Note: I got it right...Satan IS the french teacher. I'm either psychic or I've slept with a french teacher or two of my own. Who's your daddy? |
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11-23-2005, 08:31 PM
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This topic went horribly array, and fast. Infact, it was array to begin with.
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11-24-2005, 06:12 AM
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That's probably because it's a blog entry in the wrong place.
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11-24-2005, 06:36 AM
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Neil. >...> Are you're aiming at being the forum's Grinch this year?
Seriously, there are seven persons on this picture, and only five listed. What about that?
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11-24-2005, 09:10 AM
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Neil. >...> Are you're aiming at being the forum's Grinch this year?
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I've put in my application.
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11-24-2005, 10:25 AM
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Go out, find a girl.--How about..Satan? ^^
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Zoom: But.. doing it with teachers is like sex without love?
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11-24-2005, 10:31 AM
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Go out, find a girl.--How about..Satan? ^^
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http://www.foxjapan.com/movies/bedazzled/wp/800a.jpg
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11-24-2005, 11:24 AM
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I got it right...Satan IS the french teacher.
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"There is no hell. There is only France."-- Frank Zappa
And by extension, French teachers are doing the devil's work.
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11-24-2005, 02:16 PM
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Seriously, there are seven persons on this picture, and only five listed. What about that?
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Actually, the whole picture is of the foreign language department. None of the other teachers I listed (inlcuding the library nazi) are in that pic...
I'd post the rest of the teachers' pics here, but alas, they aren't on the effing school website, so, y'know.
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11-25-2005, 09:29 AM
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 I feel betrayed. But whatever. No christmas present for you!
Uuuhm.. the third from the left..err..la..es-pan-ol? Oh, and the left one--Deutsche Lehrer?
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11-25-2005, 11:33 AM
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I got me a girl, and no matter how sweet and innocent she tries to make herself out to be, I'm still convinced she is infact the devil.
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11-28-2005, 06:26 AM
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Well, .. "Experiences", huh? 
Yeah, me knows, don't remind me >..> evil appears to be sweet as sugar next to a girls power of raping hearts and painting a whole house with the blood dripping out, just to nail its wizened remains to your ass and make you sit down, let alone the mental damage. <..<;; Whatever. Screw it.
However, I wasn't talking about the innocent part. No reason to have it the manly type-o-lurve, ya know?
PS: And damn, fix your sig-thingy, Neil. :P
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11-28-2005, 06:55 AM
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Life As A Guy aka "Ah, L'Amour" will teach you proper communication with girls...
a 1,65 MB download
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11-28-2005, 07:17 AM
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Ah c'mon, that ain't true..
It doesn't appears to be about the right words that much.. mostly it's about the right spot at the right time. Ok, and the right look. Then it's like anything goes. Even a simple "Wanna ****?" suddenly becomes one of the "working" catch up lines for Carleena Imnotoneofthose, if you have the look and manage to time it right, bro'.
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11-28-2005, 11:11 PM
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*Listening to "Runnin With The Devil" by Van Halen*
I was convinced that Satan was the math teacher...(don't ask  )
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11-29-2005, 06:03 AM
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Well, .. "Experiences", huh?
Yeah, me knows, don't remind me >..> evil appears to be sweet as sugar next to a girls power of raping hearts and painting a whole house with the blood dripping out, just to nail its wizened remains to your ass and make you sit down, let alone the mental damage. <..<;; Whatever. Screw it.
However, I wasn't talking about the innocent part. No reason to have it the manly type-o-lurve, ya know?
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Hey, I aint complainin
As for my sig, it was purposely created like that to annoy you Ray, and it looks like it's worked. I of course had a time limit on how long it would take to annoy you, if you'd waited at loeast 3 more days without complaining, it probably would have changed it. Now...it stays.
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11-29-2005, 11:10 AM
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Poppycock. You just deleted the original photoshop or whatever file after saving the animation and are simply too lazy to do all the work again!
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11-30-2005, 07:50 AM
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Oh no, I got the Photoshop file, it's fixed and everything, I've even changed it to GIF format, all it really takes now is for me to upload it and replace this one...but hell, where's the fun in that?
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11-30-2005, 08:01 AM
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Maybe in not looking like a complete idiot who's even dumb eunuch to have a crippled sig-pic on purpose?
Wait.. yes. Suddenly.. I like it. Beautiful. 
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11-30-2005, 08:24 AM
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Eunuch?!
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11-30-2005, 08:28 AM
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Yah??!
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11-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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No, no...it's always been morally acceptable to lie to teachers. I just do it hard-core old school style.
'Of course I love you. I wrote a love poem for you, but my kitties ate it. I'll have to write a new one for you tonight, and give it to you in the morning. Meanwhile, let's see what's under that dress.'
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12-01-2005, 08:24 AM
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I'll have you know my meat and two veg is in fine working order... and so's my penis!
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12-01-2005, 02:37 PM
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Hey guys, nice job getting my T-Mobile Ad thread off-topic.
How do you get a topic off-topic in an effing off-topic forum?!
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12-01-2005, 05:59 PM
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Why the hell are you telling us here? That's off-topic in itself! 
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12-02-2005, 04:09 AM
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I'm really torn between deobfuscating the obvious phonetic correlation between enough and eunuch or handing you the "zuccmini of the year" award.
Das: Which phone do you have? .. Not that I care.. but to stay on topic (and thanks to the grinchoz I'll have to stay it here) .. which one is it? :P
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12-02-2005, 08:24 AM
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I dunno...it's like model #SGH-X475 or something It says it every day when I turn my phone on, but I don't really pay attention.
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