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11-28-2005, 02:14 PM
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The story game...?
Do I dare start this diaster up again, after being away from the lands I once loved?
Yes...I dare. In other places, too. Unfortunately, the orginal thread was deleted, but...
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11-29-2005, 06:05 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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11-29-2005, 05:51 PM
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...His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened...
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11-29-2005, 06:58 PM
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...A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to...
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11-30-2005, 04:09 PM
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...wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants...
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12-08-2005, 06:37 AM
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with oil.
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12-10-2005, 05:20 AM
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The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under...
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12-11-2005, 03:24 PM
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And I control your eyes
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a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for...
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12-13-2005, 10:21 AM
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...the man wearing short pants.
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12-17-2005, 11:51 AM
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So he decided to burn the pile, using...
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12-18-2005, 09:22 PM
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...the bucket's flamethrower.
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12-18-2005, 10:42 PM
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But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with...
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01-12-2006, 12:30 AM
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Water (ironic, huh?)
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04-03-2006, 07:14 PM
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that alot of sharks and...
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04-03-2006, 07:27 PM
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the still-beating heart of...
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04-09-2006, 08:29 PM
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several million ducks that like to.....
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04-13-2006, 06:56 PM
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eat chease. Little did the ducks know....
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04-13-2006, 06:59 PM
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the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies.....
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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04-13-2006, 09:46 PM
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were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.
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04-13-2006, 09:53 PM
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Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling....
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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05-13-2006, 11:09 PM
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"Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to....
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05-13-2006, 11:14 PM
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crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended.
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05-13-2006, 11:19 PM
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Then,another one rose from hell and then...
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06-01-2006, 03:45 PM
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yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and,
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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06-01-2006, 05:03 PM
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Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number.
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06-05-2006, 02:12 AM
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Then, the jell-o puddin' pops.....
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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06-05-2006, 10:46 AM
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Made a sandwich with...
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06-05-2006, 12:59 PM
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TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos...
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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06-05-2006, 11:55 PM
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Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that....
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06-06-2006, 02:55 PM
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was pink and was apparently from Narnia....
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06-06-2006, 03:50 PM
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(A land which doesn't exist.)
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06-12-2006, 05:51 PM
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this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was...
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06-14-2006, 11:37 AM
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Transparent.
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06-14-2006, 12:25 PM
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This is the story.. Sick huh ?
There once was a man from Nantucket...
His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened.
A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants with oil. The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for the man wearing short pants.
So he decided to burn the pile, using the bucket's flamethrower. But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with Water (ironic, huh?) that alot of sharks and the still-beating heart of several million ducks that like to eat chease. Little did the ducks know the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank.
Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling "Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended. Then,another one rose from hell and then yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and, Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number. Then, the jell-o puddin' pops made a sandwich with TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that was pink and was apparently from Narnia (A land which doesn't exist.) this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was Transparent.
meanwhile, on the other side of the planet :
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06-14-2006, 01:21 PM
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The invasion of the men in short pants began. They began rampaging...
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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06-14-2006, 01:36 PM
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duck centers, duck shops, duck parks and...
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06-14-2006, 01:40 PM
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Barbera Stridsand. But the men in short pants didn't know....
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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06-14-2006, 03:35 PM
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That they had went to the wrong planet.
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06-14-2006, 04:41 PM
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So they bought a Queen CD and listened to it. Then...
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06-14-2006, 05:29 PM
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Johnny Mercury rised from the grave and partied with them until dawn. Well, as close to dawn as possible, you see...
I'm done putting links in my signature because every time I do it just links to some old crap I've long since stopped updating.
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