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Old 11-27-2007, 10:44 AM   #841
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My favorite is during the Sandral/Matale confrontation:

"There you are Shen."
"Father!"
"Mr. Matale!"
"Rahasia!"
"Father!"
"Mr. Sandral!"
"Nuric!"
"Ahlan!"

Those who've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show may remember a similar scene with Brad! Janet! Dr. Scott! That always cracks me up.

Another funny scene is on Tattooine when you refuse to get a Hunting License:

PC: "I won't do this."
Rep: ... "Czerka Corporation welcomes your eventual change of mind."
Rep: "Please feel free to enjoy the door behind you."
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Old 11-27-2007, 02:16 PM   #842
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Brokeback Mountain - KOTOR Style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awdHxu-Cvcw
Like That?
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:54 PM   #843
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well funny!


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Old 12-02-2007, 09:12 AM   #844
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My favorite is during the Sandral/Matale confrontation:
Later, when they're argueing, I always loved the choice Revan had to end it. "SHUT UP!" S\he needed to tell them that.
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:30 PM   #845
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Later, when they're argueing, I always loved the choice Revan had to end it. "SHUT UP!" S\he needed to tell them that.
Canderous: "I'm glad somebody said what we were all thinking."
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Old 12-08-2007, 07:14 AM   #846
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I liked the joke Revan tells Lashowe in Dreshdae......




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Old 12-08-2007, 07:47 AM   #847
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when Bastila force pushes mission, hilarious


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Old 12-12-2007, 08:21 PM   #848
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when Bastila force pushes mission, hilarious
Here's my video of the incident.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ewNy9UA7md8


When Atton met Bastila!



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Old 12-15-2007, 12:33 PM   #849
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I just found a little quote on Wookiepedia. It's when you help Komad Fortuna hunt the Krayt Dragon:

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Look, I have your fodder
Just take a look at how it sounds...

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Old 12-15-2007, 05:40 PM   #850
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I always considered HK-47's reaction to being called Lippy funny.

Always gets a chuckle out of me so i usually go through the conversation choices for that particular response several times.
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:21 PM   #851
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Here are what I consider the funniest lines from the first game:
  • HK's suggestion concerning Tanis on Tatooine
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    HK-47: "Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, Master."
    Tanis Venn: "What's with all the droids lately? My wife get to you, too?"
    HK-47: "Negative. I just don't like organic meatbags. Except for the Master, of course."
  • Jolee's joke on Korriban
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    Lashowe: "Do you know how many Sith there are here on Korriban??"
    Jolee: "Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!"
  • Jolee's idea of the Sith
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    "Oh, indeed. They make a fine sandwich, also, heh, heh, heh. But don't tell the Jedi Council I said that."

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Old 02-29-2008, 12:42 PM   #852
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I do not know if it has been mentioned, but this dialogue cracks me up every time I hear it:
Jor Ul Kurax: Hello there, captain. Let's see... ah, yes. Here it is. It looks like the shipment has been delivered to your ship, as requested.
Revan: What shipment? What are you talking about?
Jor Ul Kurax: This is docking bay 32, isn't it? Yes, it is, and that's what I have there on the requisition form. Everything seems to be in order. The gizka are your problem now.
Revan: Excuse me, did you say "gizka"?
Jor Ul Kurax: It says right here on the manifest that you ordered a crate of gizka. To be delivered to docking bay 32... that's right here.
Jor Ul Kurax: Now, all I need is your thumbprint for the... wait a second, where did the datapad go? *sigh* Nothing is ever organized around here.
Jor Ul Kurax: At any rate, the gizka are yours. One of the loaders said the crate split open once he put it in your hold... some of the critters might have gotten loose.
Jor Ul Kurax: That happens, I'm afraid. We don't accept liability... and we certainly couldn't take the cargo back. Enjoy.
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:53 PM   #853
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Probably been mentioned before, but...

(The Exile is on the walkway across Peragus standing in front of Atton's window)
Atton: "I'm picking you up on the outside of the asteroid. That's not right, is it?"
Exile: "Really? You might want to look up."
Atton: "What are you doing out there?"
Exile: "I'm taking a relaxing walk."
Atton: "You're crazy, even for a Jedi."
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Old 03-02-2008, 02:57 AM   #854
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Definitely mentioned before. But these quotes always make me laugh

Atton: "All right, cut it out, I get...I get it, I get it. The last Jedi in the galaxy, I get the comedian who runs around in her underwear. Not that I'm complaining, mind you."

"Then there was some big explosion, I was sitting here for a long time, then you showed up in your underwear and things got a lot better."

(After picking up mining uniform) "Dammit. I mean...good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked.It's...It's distracting...I mean, for the droids."

Atton Rand: "So, uh, how long have you been a Jedi? Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband..."
Jedi Exile: "No tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you're staring at my chest. "

Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assasination droid... not a dictionary!"

I think that HK-47 and Atton Rand were the main comic relief in the Kotor series


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Old 03-02-2008, 04:22 PM   #855
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Old 03-02-2008, 04:26 PM   #856
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Miles I couldn't stop laughing when I saw those pictures. Do they really happen in game? Or was it a mod?


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Old 03-18-2008, 07:03 PM   #857
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Sith thugs on Korriban are being jerks, at some point they say: Do you know how many Sith there are on Korriban.

Jolee: thirteen, no wait, fourteen..

i love Jolee..


If we are all clones, why am i the only one with a sense of humor?
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Old 03-19-2008, 12:01 AM   #858
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Miles I couldn't stop laughing when I saw those pictures. Do they really happen in game? Or was it a mod?
You only get them if your PC is male and you have Hanharr in the party.

Here's one that was cut:

ATTON: Nal Hutta's as slimy as the Hutts, lots of swamp and bloated gas. It's where those slugs reach out and grab chunks of the galaxy. Trust me, we're not going to go anywhere near the place unless we want to be washing the stink out of our clothes for the next few years.

BRIANNA: That bad? I didn't anything could compel you to bathe.

ATTON: You spend all day thinking up that joke? Maybe you and Bao-Dur should start a circus.

BAO-DUR: I fail to understand the reference, though I doubt your explanation would prove worthwhile.


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Old 03-22-2008, 12:32 AM   #859
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Gegorran on Onderon. He's the merchant who has a guard standing right next to him--he obviously hates being oppressed, but pretends not to mind. I don't know why, but I just found the conversation with him highly amusing; the voice actor did a good job on his VO.

Soldier: Watch it, Geg. The captain already has enough complaints about you.
Geg: No need to alarmed, my foreign friend! Pay this soldier no heed! P-Pretend he isn't there.

Exile: So you're happy about this then?
Geg: Of course! Soldiers are only doing their job! Even if it puts me out of business, I am happy! Ha ha. Even if I am forced to live off scraps in the street, I am so happy to do my part! Long live General Vaklu!!! (strangled voice)

Exile: What can you tell me about Iziz?
Geg: Oh, everything's great here! We're all very happy! So very happy!

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Old 03-22-2008, 12:44 AM   #860
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Oh, that guy was hillarious. Especially funny if you lie to him:

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GEG
Please tell me you are an off-worlder... You came from the space port, right?

EXILE
[Lie] No, I live in Iziz. Why did you think I was an off-worlder?

GEG
You are? Wait... This is not so. You think to make a joke on Gegorran. Haha.

But this is good news! You have a starport visa, right? I can only sell my best weapons if you have that. These soldiers ensure that I don't forget these formalities.


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Old 04-15-2008, 01:46 AM   #861
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:52 AM   #862
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HK: I mean, how would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean...
PC: Demeaning, is it?
HK: Err... perhaps I did not mean it "quite" like that, master. I mean... while an artificial lifeform is superior...
PC: You're not making this any better!
HK: I mean, nice human, goo-oood human...

Edit: I found a video of it!

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Old 04-15-2008, 09:59 AM   #863
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Shem, i don't appreciate you putting that in my head.


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Old 04-15-2008, 11:52 AM   #864
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Shem, i don't appreciate you putting that in my head.
Is it wrong I found that picture funny? Should I be disturbed?
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Old 04-15-2008, 01:24 PM   #865
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Visas' line is the best. Nice one!


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Old 04-15-2008, 05:03 PM   #866
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Is it just me, or is Kreia looking at Attons butt?




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Old 04-15-2008, 10:35 PM   #867
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Visas' line is the best. Nice one!
Her's and Canderous's. Should have put a crass line in for HK-47, though.


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Or at least a "My photoreceptors! My photoreceptors!"


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After I did that shot of Atton, I did think I may want to include HK-47 and after reading what some of you said, I went ahead and did it; so here is a revised version that not only includes HK-47, but G0-T0 as well.



I also revised some of the dialogue from Atton, Mical, and Bao-Dur. If this is the final draft, I will post the 1024x768 version on FileFront in the near future.

Oh, if anybody wants a better understanding of what Mira is saying, watch this video.

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Or at least a "My photoreceptors! My photoreceptors!"
Not a bad idea Carter, but if memory serves me right, that was said by an HK-50 unit. I decided to go with a more calm response from HK-47 instead.

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Old 05-06-2008, 10:23 AM   #873
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I am pleased to announce I have finished and released "The Best of HK-47: The Assassin Droid" videos.

KOTOR Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1gTas7OAA

KOTOR II: TSL Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CqpGfWrmc4

Bigger, better, longer, and more laughs than the originals!


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Kreia: I will be in my chambers

Atton: Yeah...I'll also be in my chambers, but since I dont have any, I'll be in the cockpit as usual.
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