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Old 01-31-2006, 03:40 PM   #81
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Old 01-31-2006, 05:53 PM   #82
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There's nothing like a sadistic assasin droid.
Bao-Dur's famous: "Well, he doesn't have the luck of being a droid."... lol
The famous Malak's jaw scene was so funny because it was so disturbing, and the commander guy was kinda stupid. He was scared looking at Malak, Malak declared his plans of crushing the Republic (not issuing an order, just your standard Malak weirdness) and the commander guy goes: "As you wish, Lord Malak." lol
Jolee sniffing the air is silly, and silly is: "It's a ship. To be more specific, it's *your* ship. You tell me.".
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KOTOR2

HK47: Prejudice set to maximum.
HK47: Oh! Stupid, primative mechanism (lock failure)

Atton: I'm not even scratching this one!
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Statement: Perhaps we should dismember the organic, it would make it easier for transport.

Ramdom merc: You can't just rip me to pieces, I'll die!

I did forget that... stupid frail non compartmentalized organic meatbags!



Statement: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail this agreement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor!


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Old 01-31-2006, 10:50 PM   #87
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HK-47 on the Mandalorian Wars -
PC: I do not like killing, and I've never enjoyed it!
HK-47: Evaluation: Well, master, that is your problem. Personally, I think you should seek help, but you seem to be the silent loner type, unwilling to admit such weaknesses to another.

HK-47 on Killing Jedi -
HK-47: Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a plaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.

HK-47 on Revan's Apprentice (Malak) -
HK-47: His meatbag apprentice was more like an angry club.

HK-47 on the Jedi Order -
HK-47: Jedi, like sand-kivers, seem to sense trouble a few seconds before it happens. They are tricky little pests.

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Old 01-31-2006, 11:58 PM   #88
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HK-47 on Killing Jedi -
HK-47: Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a plaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.
Oh, yes!



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Old 02-01-2006, 02:04 AM   #89
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Can somebody tell me what HK says when you ask him who his former master was, and you have enough influence. i never got enough because i was lightside. and i could never get him to say the "how to kill a jedi' stuff. Is there i site i can go to, to get all dialogue unlocks?
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:34 AM   #90
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CV, try this...


"Beware the form-fitting black armor-clad Drow hottie with twin Mineral II Greensteel Khopeshes!"
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:29 AM   #91
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:40 AM   #92
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@redhawke,

COOL!!!! I can turn G0-T0 LS? AWESOME!!!



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Old 02-01-2006, 11:56 AM   #93
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To CountVerilucus: or you can always play the game again and be darkside.

And all HKs lines rulz
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Not sure how you get this, it has to do with dealing with the poachers, but...

Jolee: Oh go bark up a tree. You'll get the same response out of me.

Just him cracking it provokes a laugh.
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How'd the rest of that go? "Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Pwnage as always from...from wherever HK's synthised voice comes from.
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:18 AM   #98
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Actally I must say it once more time: I love HK47, he is the best, most cinic and straight character in the whole two games. He rules!!
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And what's better is some of the things he says are just plain wrong. Most of the characters try and say the right thing, or at least act it, but HK gleefully advocates violence and performs a spot on mockery of Carth.
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:01 PM   #101
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If you think about it, the love thing actually makes sense... and when he hates saying Master... lol, the line Goto says after you ask him to reveal his Nar Shaddaa stuff is quite funny, goes along the lines of: "Now, now, that would be telling, wouldn't it?". While HK is funny-evil, Goto is evil-annoying.
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:12 PM   #102
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Here's a couple from Bastila.

"A...a Kinrath pup? It most certainly is not!"

"Fun? Fun?!? Driving me insane is your idea of a good time? You...you are a very odd man, do you know that? I simply don't know how to deal with you. All I want to do is help you but you seem determined to drive me mad."
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:46 PM   #104
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the weirdet HK line is in SWG. Yup. "Engine systems, big bulbous body... I think I am a starship!"
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Old 02-02-2006, 07:20 PM   #105
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It always made me chuckle when HK-47 was talking to G0T0.

"What is it that you wish fat one?"


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When you ask HK-50 to duplicate the mechanic's voice and he replies something to the effect of, "Oh no, master, that would go against my ethics program most droids are believed to possess."
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It always made me chuckle when HK-47 was talking to G0T0.

"What is it that you wish fat one?"
They missed a golden oppotunity, in light of the Limp Bizkit nod they had in the first game.

GOTO: I'm not fat, I'm big boned."
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HK-47, can you help me out here?



What about the other 2%?



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Here's a good one from Jolee (who else?)

"A good teacher, and I'm not saying that I am one, but a good teacher doesn't mash a book in his student's shouting 'Learn this bit here.'"
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^^^^

I'm afraid I didn't laugh at that when I heard it in-game. It was true.



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Man, some great lines in here....but a couple I noticed missing, and from HK-47, of course

(in reference to one of HK's deceased former masters)
Player- You are just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?
HK-47 - Objection: That is so unfair, master! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?
Player - You don't want to hear the answer to that.
HK-47 - Statement: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

(after the player threatens Motta the Hutt if he won't give Nico a better contract)
HK-47 - Threat: Guards give up, meatbag. Assassin droids will hunt your whole family tree. Reconsider.


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When Yuthura tells you about the temples one of your characters may pipe in about it, usually playing along how they are slaves. With Bastila in your party the dialogue is a little diffirent.

Bastila: That's...
Revan: Quiet!

Also this when you return the droid to it's Jedi mistress.

Carth: I don't think I ever felt so bad for a droid before.
Canderous: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, better get used to it droid.

And me: Tell me something, from one woman to another, was that really the most humane thing to do? For the droid, that is?
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Actually, Canderous said: "Ha! That droid'll sure be serving it's master tonight!"



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Ha, where does he say that? I looked through all the wav files for that scene, but I couldn't find it. Does it have to be evil voiced Canderous? There's two voices for him, but in any case a very true comment.
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After you return the droid to Elise, go into the Enclave. Go to the apartments. Go to the middle one. Elise is standing there with the droid. Talking to her brings up the same dialog, and if ol' Candy is in the party, he'll say the line. Whether he is or is not in the party, the two run off.



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Got it. Carth makes the same comment he did in the plains, and if you do destroy the droid and Elise finds someone else, say that he's not half the man you are. Bastila chimes in saying "well if his ego is similerly halved we should be just about right."
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Goto is labelled as boring by many... but his line on Korriban is funny: "I just remember I have a very important business transaction to conduct on the Ebon Hawk. You will have to do without me." He says it when everybody is scared, lol
There is also a collection of everybody saying "Apathy is death", and HK sings it... lol
And at the Korriban cave, something along the lines of: "In the place is a great power." "Yeah, a powerful stench.". The latter is said by Atton. When Atton confronts Traya, she threatens him and Bao goes: "If you're threatening Atton with a lightsaber, I won't be just standing here." lol Bao is funny.
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:54 PM   #120
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When you're talking to the Handmaiden about her constant training you can suggest that she plays a game of Pazaak with Atton instead, after that you'll hear T3's beeping and Atton's response:'' What? Pazaak again?''

It doesn't seem too funny when you read it here, but try it in the game!
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