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Old 02-25-2006, 03:41 PM   #1
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Good news for everyone

First of all, let me tell everyone that I'm a dedicated Christian, and the past few days, I've felt called to give everyone on this forum an open invitation to start a Christian life for themselves. This doesn't have anything to do with Sam and Max (so please don't lock or delete this thread), but I've felt that the people on these boards need to hear this.

I'll try to keep this message short and simple. I have a very good Friend who has taken the punishment for my sins, your sins, and everyone else's sins in the world, so that "whosoever would believe in Him should not perish but have everlasting life (John 3:16)." Anyone who believes in His sacrifice that He made for all of us and accepts Him as their personal Savior will recieve eternal life. So, whoever wants it, simply bow your head, wherever you are, and ask Jesus to be your Savior, and rest assured that He will give you eternal life.

Once again, this is simply an open invitation for whoever wants it. Nobody has to accept it, but accepting it and starting to lead a Christian life will give you such fulfillment and satisfaction that you'll be infinitely glad you did.
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:43 PM   #2
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:50 PM   #3
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This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.):



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Old 02-26-2006, 08:00 AM   #4
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You should save this garbage for your fangame, Brushguy.
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Old 02-26-2006, 07:28 PM   #5
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Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha
Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

I'll bet that pisses you off
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Old 02-26-2006, 09:12 PM   #6
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Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava nagila, hava nagila
Hava nagila venis'mecha
Hava neranena, hava neranena
Hava neranena venis'mecha
Uru, uru achim
Uru achim belev same'ach

I'll bet that pisses you off
Hey, that's not how the Macarena goes!

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Old 02-26-2006, 09:14 PM   #7
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Old 02-26-2006, 10:34 PM   #8
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I don't even know what anyone is saying anymore! See what Christianity does to you?
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Old 02-27-2006, 06:58 AM   #9
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Sacrafice Rabbity to the devil!
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Old 03-02-2006, 12:54 AM   #10
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I leave for one second and the cultists come flooding in.
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:44 AM   #11
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Is Sheaday going to shove us all into the volcano now?

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Old 03-02-2006, 10:33 AM   #12
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:37 PM   #13
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Old 03-03-2006, 10:09 AM   #14
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:37 AM   #15
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how dare you, sir!
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:07 PM   #16
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Oh, he dare


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Old 03-06-2006, 05:55 PM   #17
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Something tells me Brushguy is off beating himself silly in a closet Dimmesdale style right about now
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:33 PM   #18
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Dimmesdale?

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Old 03-08-2006, 01:42 AM   #19
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Old 03-08-2006, 07:39 PM   #20
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Dimmesdale?

Don't they teach the Scarlet Letter anymore?
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:05 PM   #21
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Yes, but they obviously don't teach Monty Python.
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Old 03-08-2006, 11:22 PM   #22
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Never mind, Monty Pythons personal best was on PBS last night

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Old 04-15-2006, 02:36 PM   #23
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I forgive you guys.

And if I've said anything that's offended anyone, either in this topic or another one in the past, I'm sorry.
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Old 04-16-2006, 11:55 PM   #24
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So... what the hell was on PBS?
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:50 PM   #25
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They had specials featuring all the best bits, one for each member of the group.
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Old 08-12-2006, 10:27 PM   #26
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Oh no! It's evolution!Run for your lives!
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Old 08-13-2006, 01:58 AM   #27
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I'm here. Where's the booze you promised me?
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:01 AM   #28
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I don't know, I think Brushguy must be a filthy drunk, no if only we hadn't scared him away.
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:03 AM   #29
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Oh right, the preacher guy. Is he serious about the whole conversion thing, or is it just a joke?
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:06 AM   #30
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He wanted to put Jesus in my heart, and apparently also in my butthole.
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:09 AM   #31
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Eeeeeewww, gross. Literally or figuratively?
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Old 08-13-2006, 02:12 AM   #32
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I'm not sure, he told me to smell Jesus, unfortunetly he must have forgotten to take the cloth off my nose.
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Old 08-20-2006, 08:47 AM   #33
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I think all you jerks need to read up on the insights of Stephen Baldwin before you make such ignorant judgments. I'm sure you can find some of his literature at StevieB Inc. headquarters.


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Old 08-20-2006, 09:49 AM   #34
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Ah yeah man, when me, Stephen Baldwin, and Christ get together, it's nothing but an intense cross-****ing ceremony between the three of us.
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Old 08-30-2006, 05:53 AM   #35
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Hahahahahhaa....Oh Brushguy...


I had typed a big long thing here. Then didnt like it.

So I'll just simplify it.

You churchy people are funny.

And this probably isnt the best place to recruit people for your church potluck or whatever the hell it is youre trying to do.

PS:

That site with your fangame stuff www.flintlocked.com now points somewhere insane, with penguins...I clicked "About", tried to read it, but hand went and clicked the X for that tab in my browser....Just fyi.

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Old 08-30-2006, 07:50 PM   #36
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Penguins > Brushguy. Any day of the week.

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Old 08-30-2006, 10:32 PM   #37
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This is what I was reminded of (from Venture Bros.):

I thought it was going to be a reference from Futurama.
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:43 PM   #38
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Look at this BS I dug up

God


God loves you,

thats right,

yes its true,

Hes sitting there right now beside you,

watching you,

helping you,

you may think your life sucks and u have nothing,

But really have you stopped to think,

what all those others unlike you,

have so much less than you.

Have you stopped to think about all those people that are dieing?

because they dont have the care that todays modern society
provides to you?

Then you would say something like if there is a god he wouldnt let that happen.

Try this one on for size,

what if he cant,

what if he cont help them because of someone just like you made a choice,

God gave us free will,

That means this world revolves around the descisions you make.

Or the others around you make.

Just think as your walking down that same side walk to work,

as some others lie helppless in the dirt,

to the spashing of the puddles and the kicks to the sides.

maybe it is your time to take that leap,

Hold out your hand for someone other than your selfsish self,

Just think maybe youll start something new,

Like the newest fashion statment.

who knows?

god.

give it a try sometime.



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Old 08-31-2006, 01:27 AM   #39
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I wanna kick Darwin in his groin. Or pit darwin up against his clone in a battle to the death. I'll be all like "Only the strongest will survive!" or something to that extent. That's on my To Do list when I get a time machine. That and fight a evil Einstein headed robot.


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Old 08-31-2006, 05:09 PM   #40
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Talking about where and why we are here is dumb stuff for dumb people.
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