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Old 03-08-2006, 04:18 PM   #1
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OMG.....I'm so messed up

This is a board to see who's the weirdest. Try and top this...

After I first saw the Sabotage video, I dressed up like an undercover cop and went running around town, and pretending to bust old ladies for murder.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:29 PM   #2
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okay try this.

after i beat psychonauts, i went crazy 'cause i wanted to know what happens next. anyway, i acted like raz, dressed up as lili, and yelled quotes from the game like, "tree sitter". heck, i even made 18 letters to tim saying to make a new game. but never mailed 'um. but the weirdest thing was i tried to look on ebay for anything related to psychonauts. sadly, all i found the playing cards.

the end ^^


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Old 03-08-2006, 05:08 PM   #3
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Yawn. How about this?
I have an emergency jail escape plan, I have a friend who's a hobo, I chew on anything I can chew on, and ,chances are, This is what I'm gonna be doing in colledge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpT3...page=1&t=t&f=b


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Old 03-08-2006, 07:17 PM   #4
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Ohhh, but can you handle this???

Everyday in school, when I return to the language arts room after our break, I scan the room, look at people, under desk everywhere...Then, everyday, I ask "What happened to Andrae'???"
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Old 03-08-2006, 07:37 PM   #5
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I went outside and got in a fight with myself in the middle of Chicago. I won.

Some kids were all like "yo, bobby" and I was like "HOW BE IT ROLLING, HOMEBUCKETS!?"

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Old 03-09-2006, 08:34 AM   #6
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I once slept outside in a big overcoat with a coffee mug.

When I awoke six hours later I found $5 in the mug.


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Old 03-09-2006, 04:23 PM   #7
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I slept in a bush once

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Old 03-09-2006, 09:45 PM   #8
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I once went outside, and ate clover and an unknown plant substance for dinner to avoid my dad's meatloaf.
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:04 PM   #9
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:33 AM   #10
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There wasn't anything to do, so i did it.
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:54 AM   #11
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...huh?


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Old 03-10-2006, 03:59 PM   #12
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Today, I prenced around the social studies room, rapping about the Chronicals of Narnia.

It's the cronic(WHAT?) cles of NARNIA!!!
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Old 03-10-2006, 04:52 PM   #13
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Slept on a sidewalk in Chicago, spent a night in a train, missed the stop several times and had to catch 3 trains to get home, died.

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Old 03-10-2006, 06:00 PM   #14
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Oh yeah, I probably have weirder schools.

Today I saw two people wearing tiaras in school today, one was a guy...a straight guy....a popular straight guy.
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:56 PM   #15
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I drank out of a party hat

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Old 03-10-2006, 11:13 PM   #16
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I drank out of the bottle of grape juice on New Years Eve. I wrapped it in a paper bag and pretended I was ghetto drinkin' a 40 ounce.
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:47 AM   #17
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I drank found Mountain Dew, a half empty soda bottle I found in the road... at least... it tasted like Mountain Dew.


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Old 03-12-2006, 05:10 AM   #18
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Yes... but many things taste like Mountain Dew.


Wait. That was the point? Damn.
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:47 AM   #19
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I doubt these things were all true I mean I've needless to say done them recently but I did not do this sleeping in chicago **** why was I such a compulsive ****ing liar?

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Old 07-18-2007, 05:34 AM   #20
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coz' you wanted to ride the cool wagon?


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Old 07-18-2007, 08:04 AM   #21
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hey, let's bring this back then.

i have a zombie escape plan. >x<


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Old 07-18-2007, 12:45 PM   #22
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I've done some weird things (dressing up in a Renaissance dress, complete with gaudy rings, walking down the street waving to random passersby, then going to see the movie 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in costume, and actually staying in a Renaissance re-enactment group for 20+ years). However, this conversation takes the cake for the weirdest I ever had with someone.

Picture this: 50 or 60-ish year-old lady, who didn't put down her age or birthdate on her medical history sheet.

Jae: How old are you?
Lady (serious look on face): 19.
*Jae's not 100% sure if she's serious and nearly laughs at what appears to be a joke*
Lady continues: I've been resurrected.
*Jae has a long pause, wondering what to say next*
Jae: Uh, what year were you born in your former life?
Lady: 1949.


From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"

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Old 07-18-2007, 01:32 PM   #23
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I dressed up as Darth Vader to see Star Wars Episode 3. I didn't even go on opening night, and people though I was a guy.

and then my cousin showed up, unexpected (seriously, he just walked into the theater and I was like "BODHI!!!!")
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Old 07-18-2007, 01:35 PM   #24
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:54 PM   #25
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One time in Highschool, I got an urge to fart. It seemed like a little fart, so i thought i would just let it ease its way out and hope it didn't smell none. I started to let it leak out and then it became like this torrent of gas and was proabably one of the loudest farts i've ever made. To make matters worse the room was pretty much dead silent because we were taking a test or something so everyone heard it loud and clear. My teacher got mad at me.


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Old 07-18-2007, 09:04 PM   #26
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Last year, history class, we reduced a teacher to tears and got out of several weeks of homework by singing happy birthday to the teacher. The entirety of class was spent throwing around a shriveled grapefruit stabbed with cloves that the teach had laying around. Good times . . .

[/i]Towards the end of the year, a guy started obsessing over my friend ... whom he'd never even met. This one-sided romance took place over Xbox live, where some dude stalked said friend and gave her his number. She told us, and we urged her to call him one day. She put her cellphone on speaker, and heard everything. He was willing to dye his hair blonde for her, and pronounced his love at least 3 times. One day, we had the brilliant idea of calling him, whereupon I'd burst into tears and admonish:

'Jose, he wants the money today! Hurry, we dont have alot of time!!!'[/i] (complete with very thick, Mexican accents).

My friend was to cry out in the background, 'Yo, where's mah dinero!?!?'

Hilarious.
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Old 07-19-2007, 01:18 AM   #27
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We had this girl prank-calling my house when I was a teen, and it was totally annoying because she did it like 15 times in a row. I finally got tired of it and answered in a completely cheesy French accent, "'Allo, my darleeng, I've been waiting for you' call." The next time she called I asked her 'Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it before it escapes down the road.'

She quit calling after that.


From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"

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Old 07-19-2007, 06:07 AM   #28
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I've done some weird things (dressing up in a Renaissance dress, complete with gaudy rings, walking down the street waving to random passersby, then going to see the movie 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in costume, and actually staying in a Renaissance re-enactment group for 20+ years). However, this conversation takes the cake for the weirdest I ever had with someone.

Picture this: 50 or 60-ish year-old lady, who didn't put down her age or birthdate on her medical history sheet.

Jae: How old are you?
Lady (serious look on face): 19.
*Jae's not 100% sure if she's serious and nearly laughs at what appears to be a joke*
Lady continues: I've been resurrected.
*Jae has a long pause, wondering what to say next*
Jae: Uh, what year were you born in your former life?
Lady: 1949.
Do you work like in a hospital for medical records or something? My mom deals with people like that alll the time on the military fort.


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Old 07-19-2007, 07:06 AM   #29
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Do you work like in a hospital for medical records or something? My mom deals with people like that alll the time on the military fort.
I work with the patients themselves.


From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"

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Old 07-19-2007, 07:15 AM   #30
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I work with the patients themselves.
Oh, that's cool. My mom works in Release of Information, so she gets crazy people all the time.

As for me doing crazy things? Lets see...

On the last day of school, a bunch of us brought paintball guns and went crazy the last hour. We almost got arrested, but thank god for cool police officers, they let us off with a warning.

Two weeks ago, one of my friends bought an airsoft sniper, and brought it over. Now mind you, I live in a big neighborhood, its like a housing complex, so there's no open fields and such. So he proceeds to start firing it out my window, and he ended up busting two windows because it's so powerful.

Then yesterday, I jumped over a ledge, only to find out on the way down it was a ten feet drop. Ouch.


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Old 07-19-2007, 08:24 AM   #31
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What about the girl that was chasing you with a water gun and the stick in your leg?


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What about the girl that was chasing you with a water gun and the stick in your leg?
Huh...?


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He's high, ignore him


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He's high, ignore him
No, I remember like a year ago some girl was chasing me and she drove a stick into my leg out of anger. Idk why she did it though, she was crazy.


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Then you're high


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Four years, to be more precise.


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You seem goofy back then Ray


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My English was terrible, and I was pretty virginal regarding the forums and the internet, yes.

But (A) Rhett said I rock, and (B) should you ever say that again, you will have said it again.


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Four years, to be more precise.
Yeah, but that's strange that you would remember something from back then, especially concerning me.

Stalker like, I'd say.


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Old 07-19-2007, 12:48 PM   #40
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I drew two pictures for that thread. Also, who would forget my dry girl joke?


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