happy birthday me

it's now just turned the 2nd of december, and i was 16 yesterday... i think.

i am drunk at the moment, my girlfriend left the house at about 11ish, (she made me a birthday cake) i am now sixteen, and i feel as if i am going to hurl, which means i am drunk on a bottle of sicillian wine, what do you all think is the best wine full stop?

....any other day it's a bottle of vulley from switzerland.... but today i felt as if a dry wine would make make me depressed, only now my parents are pissed at me for getting drunk.... i'm 16 by the way.

[JR2000Z]

Arent you going to congratuate anybody?

4 wot?

because, it's not your b-day, it's ours!

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[JR2000Z]

I...just ment...that...16..must be very rewarding...uhhh....I think I left my Thanksgiving turkey in the oven.

[JR2000Z]

Anyway congratulations and all that.

[Admiral]

Happy BrithDay

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(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

HaPpY BiRtHdAy to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!


like Sadam Hussein said in South Park:

Lets FORNICATE!!!!!!!!

*want a beer...

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SadShadow
The Lone Shadow Wing

[Flying Beastie]

Happy B-Day, Janek.

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"I have two modes with people; bite and avoid." --Angel

[Jem]

It's just another precious year being sucked into the cold and merciless void of eternity.
One more year of your pitifully short life span disappearing down the great cosmic drain of nothingness into the ultimate fate of all mortals.

but hey, enjoy your cake....

[Psycho Tycho]

Can I light your birthday cake?

*(Takes out a fully loaded flame-thrower.)*

Pwetttty please??

[Flying Beastie]

Kinda gives whole new meaning to blowing out the candles, don't it?

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"I have two modes with people; bite and avoid." --Angel

[JR2000Z]

*Swiches the candles with nuclear and atomic exposives*

[Darth Sceltor]

I beat you to 16, so hah.

BTW, I think nuclear and atomic bombs are the same......

[JR2000Z]

SH*T!!!!
I knew that.

[milkshake]

I brought self lighting candles that you can NEVER blow out. ever.

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk


Bill Clinton: Well, the
American people have
spoken, we just don't
know what they said.

[Darth Sceltor]

I brought <s>dynamite</s> red candles for your cake.

[milkshake]

Hey darth, how do you do that crossy out thing you just did, I need it for my new sig

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milkshake@milkshake.co.uk


Bill Clinton: Well, the
American people have
spoken, we just don't
know what they said.

[JR2000Z]

Even I know how to do that.Edit his post.
<s>OK?</s>

[Zargon]

<s>What a moron</s> Uh......yeah, thats how ya do it.

[JR2000Z]

<s>Everybody here is being such a jack@ss. </s>

You guys are great.

[Zargon]

<s>I'll kill you in your ****ing sleep</s>

Its great to be appreciated!

[Admiral Zaarin]

<s>How long are you guys going to keep scoring things out?</s>

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AnD We AlL FaLl DoWn

[Admiral Zaarin]

I don't believe this. Would some kind Sith please delete this idiot's post, (Duke's, not mine ).

And, IMHO, you have every right to ban him...

[Poor Bastard]

"HELLO I AM DUKE. I AM FAG! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO"

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