SNAKES ON A PLANE

**Smon** · 03-17-2006, 10:02 AM

Oh man, this looks so awesome.

Psychochaos3 · 03-17-2006, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Smon

Oh man, this looks so awesome.

Cool. but i've seen better.

**Smon** · 03-17-2006, 10:07 AM

It just looks... so... ridiculous. Plus it has Samuel L. Jackson as the star.

90 SK · 03-17-2006, 05:30 PM

I've been waiting on this movie for a while. It's going to be worth every second, though. Because Snakes + Plane + Badass mother****er Jackson = THE movie.

**Smon** · 03-17-2006, 05:49 PM

Rumor has it SLJ took the part after reading only the title, however since Snakes on a Plane was only a working title it was later changed to Pacific Air Flight 121, however SLJ objected to this as the title was what originally what lured him in. Later it was called S.O.A.P.(Snakes On A Plane) however a week later it was reverted back to Snakes on a Plane, entirely.

90 SK · 03-17-2006, 05:57 PM

"S.O.A.P"

This movie is going to win ten million oscars for sheer awesomeness.

**Smon** · 03-17-2006, 06:01 PM

"This movie is really gorey" "Yeah, but that is one cute pig" "I hope he wins some kind of cute pig award"-Steff, Cosgrove, and Freakazoid

I assume SOAP will have similar reactions, but some sort of... awesome award. This movie the equivalent of some kind of Ninja/Pirate truce. So awesome yet so... absurd.

**DarthAve** · 03-17-2006, 07:22 PM

Why does everyone have really scary avatars??? Should I get a scary avatar???

This movie sounds slightly interesting. I'd honestly rather see V for Vendetta

"Who wants to blow up Parliment???" "I DO, I DO!!!"

**Smon** · 03-17-2006, 07:45 PM

My avatar isn't scary if you know anything about the Lobe.

"You aren't going to make a crack about me buying a hat are you?"
"What kinda hat?"
"Oh so you knew I was buying a hat!?"
"You brought it up Lobe, last I heard you were in Kansas inventing some kind of fiendish dust machine."
"I was, but I came back to buy a hat!"
"They sell hats in Kansas."
"Not in my size they don't!"-The Lobe & Freakazoid

KingCheez · 03-17-2006, 09:01 PM

Darth, your avatar IS scary.

**DarthAve** · 03-17-2006, 09:19 PM

Don't speak that was about

Andrae' the little lamb.

Besides, Andrae' is one of the three gay men in history who will go to heaven.

Daniel Vosovic, Andrae', and Freddie Murcury all bought their tickets on that stairway to heaven(led Zepplin'd)

***Thrik*** · 03-18-2006, 01:22 PM

Snakes on a Plane Survivor's Manual: Enemy List.

**Smon** · 03-18-2006, 01:25 PM

"End of level boss giant snake" is the best one there. XD

KingCheez · 03-19-2006, 09:55 AM

SNAKES ON A PLANE IS LIKE DRINKING A BIG BUCKET OF STAKE SAUCE

edit: steak sauce.

I'm gonna see it with my girlfriend. Because we're that cool.

**DarthAve** · 03-19-2006, 10:39 PM

Wait, you think you're cool. You post on a board basically MADE for nerds. Are you a skitzo or somthing?

**Smon** · 04-10-2006, 02:19 AM

It's like the Idea Bar is finally calling in Hollywood's tab.

The question is, is it dumber than SoaP?

**Smon** · 07-15-2006, 06:01 PM

Double post, now you too can see how SOAP was crated!

*Miss_Mayhem* · 07-15-2006, 10:45 PM

I just saw the first (or the first that I'VE seen) ad/trailer thingy run on tv a few minutes ago. I started laughing so bad that my mom looked at me weird.

Poopdogjr · 07-18-2006, 07:39 PM

Man this movie looks like one of those horrible movies that you can't help but laugh at how bad it is. Like Mystery Science Theatre bad. I have to see it. It's gonna ROCK!!!

**Smon** · 07-18-2006, 07:46 PM

Hell yes.

And they know it. The ad said (something like) "Other movies may have... elaborate codes... fantastic superheroes... creepy houses... amazing animation... but there's one thing we guarantee they don't have... SNAKES, ON A PLANE!"

Mashi An'krekku · 07-18-2006, 08:09 PM

My friend and I are going to see it. DRESS UP and see it.
Mel (mah freend) is going to put on a shirt with an airplane on it and put a bunch of snakes on her.

Poopdogjr · 08-04-2006, 12:52 PM

Everyone has to go here and do this!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

It sends a personalized message from Samuel L. Jackson out to people by phone or E-mail. It just might be the neatest thing I have EVER seen!!!! I've sent out like 30 so far.

zelda 41 · 08-04-2006, 04:54 PM

I heard somthing about somthing called Snakes on a Train.

Mashi An'krekku · 08-05-2006, 03:10 PM

Still dressing up to see it.

itchythesamurai · 08-05-2006, 04:35 PM

Going to the midnight showing! Even though I'll probably get grounded since it's the second day of school.

Poopdogjr · 08-18-2006, 12:12 AM

[B]TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! [/B]

I plan on going to see it after work. Is anybody else going to go see this masterpiece of cinematography?

**Smon** · 08-18-2006, 01:57 AM

YES. HELL YES.

90 SK · 08-18-2006, 02:20 AM

So, I'm talking to my Dad:

"Hey dad, do you know when Snakes on a Plane is coming out?"

"No. When?"

"The eighteenth. It would be great if we could go see it."

"The eighteenth. Ah, I have plans."

"Oh, right. You're..."

"...getting married. Yeah."

"...maybe that weekend, then?"

I'll probably see it Monday.

**DarthAve** · 08-18-2006, 02:22 AM

It sucks that it's rated R. I can't see it unless I bribe my dad or somthing.

I even made my yahoo! avatar Snakes on a Plane themed.

zelda 41 · 08-18-2006, 05:08 PM

my mom's taking me to see it

Paranoidish · 08-18-2006, 05:17 PM

I'm only going to see it because I want to see how they can stretch out such a bad concept into an entire feature film...and because it will the only the biggest talk for about the next month.

**DarthAve** · 08-18-2006, 05:37 PM

Ok, I've got the greatest idea. I'm going to go to the movies with my friends and promise to see Step Up, but I'm going to sneak into SoaP and see it.

Or I have to wait for Dad to get curious and see it.

zelda 41 · 08-18-2006, 05:39 PM

You know you could get thrown out for that?

**Smon** · 08-18-2006, 05:48 PM

Yeah, but theatre hopping is fun.

**DarthAve** · 08-18-2006, 05:50 PM

I don't care if I get caught. I never go to the movies anyway.

KingCheez · 08-19-2006, 02:40 PM

theatre hopping is hella easy at the tiny little theater in town removed

they might be in front of the door but they don't even ask for tickets.

no, seriously.

Mashi An'krekku · 08-19-2006, 03:03 PM

I miss the little theatre we had in Granite City. They replaced it with a ****ING APPLEBEE'S.

Poopdogjr · 08-19-2006, 04:30 PM

Ok, I saw the movie last night. And I have to say I was dissapointed.

I thought it would be this retarded movie that was made so poorly, it would be funny. But it really was sort of boring. There were a couple of funny parts here and there, but it took itself pretty seriously, and wasn't as out there as I would have thought. It was a half way decent movie, one where you walk out and were like "Eh that was o.k.", not like "OMG that movie was stupiiiiid! I love it!"

The best part of the movie I thought was the audience with us. Everyone was in a great mood and it added alot to the overall expierence. People were yelling crap like "Sporks on a plane!" And other crazy stuff which was cool. Go to a late showing with a rauncy crowd and it gets much better.

I dunno, it's hard to describe and I just wanted to vent. Take what I've said with a grain of salt with some snakes in the salt shaker.

Also, I made a special at work to celebrate the movie "Bears On A Sundae" Which is gummi bears on a ice cream sundae!

And finally, Uwe Boll's masterpiece House Of The Dead is on Sci-Fi right now. Now this movie deserves a following for being a terrible movie. Man it sucks! LOL. I love it.

Ok I'm done now.

**DarthAve** · 08-19-2006, 04:35 PM

We have a tiny theater , but it only shows one movie, and the balcony is always closed.

Someday, I'm gonna sneak up to that balcony and watch a movie.

zelda 41 · 08-19-2006, 05:52 PM

We have a giant new theater with reclining seats, pleanty of room, and no sticky floors.