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Old 12-01-2000, 10:11 PM   #1
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Post happy birthday me

it's now just turned the 2nd of december, and i was 16 yesterday... i think.

i am drunk at the moment, my girlfriend left the house at about 11ish, (she made me a birthday cake) i am now sixteen, and i feel as if i am going to hurl, which means i am drunk on a bottle of sicillian wine, what do you all think is the best wine full stop?

....any other day it's a bottle of vulley from switzerland.... but today i felt as if a dry wine would make make me depressed, only now my parents are pissed at me for getting drunk.... i'm 16 by the way.
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Old 12-01-2000, 10:15 PM   #2
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Arent you going to congratuate anybody?
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Old 12-01-2000, 10:20 PM   #3
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4 wot?
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Old 12-01-2000, 10:23 PM   #4
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because, it's not your b-day, it's ours!

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Old 12-01-2000, 10:24 PM   #5
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I...just ment...that...16..must be very rewarding...uhhh....I think I left my Thanksgiving turkey in the oven.
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Old 12-01-2000, 10:25 PM   #6
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Anyway congratulations and all that.
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Old 12-01-2000, 10:56 PM   #7
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Happy BrithDay

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Old 12-01-2000, 11:03 PM   #8
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HaPpY BiRtHdAy to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!


like Sadam Hussein said in South Park:

Lets FORNICATE!!!!!!!!

*want a beer...

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Old 12-02-2000, 12:07 AM   #9
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Happy B-Day, Janek.

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Old 12-02-2000, 01:38 PM   #10
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It's just another precious year being sucked into the cold and merciless void of eternity.
One more year of your pitifully short life span disappearing down the great cosmic drain of nothingness into the ultimate fate of all mortals.

but hey, enjoy your cake....
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Old 12-02-2000, 01:49 PM   #11
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Can I light your birthday cake?

*(Takes out a fully loaded flame-thrower.)*

Pwetttty please??
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Old 12-02-2000, 06:11 PM   #12
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Kinda gives whole new meaning to blowing out the candles, don't it?

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Old 12-02-2000, 07:18 PM   #13
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*Swiches the candles with nuclear and atomic exposives*
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Old 12-02-2000, 07:34 PM   #14
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I beat you to 16, so hah.

BTW, I think nuclear and atomic bombs are the same......
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Old 12-02-2000, 07:35 PM   #15
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SH*T!!!!
I knew that.
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Old 12-02-2000, 09:03 PM   #16
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I brought self lighting candles that you can NEVER blow out. ever.

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Old 12-03-2000, 05:31 PM   #17
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I brought <s>dynamite</s> red candles for your cake.
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Old 12-03-2000, 05:54 PM   #18
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Hey darth, how do you do that crossy out thing you just did, I need it for my new sig

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Old 12-03-2000, 07:27 PM   #19
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Even I know how to do that.Edit his post.
<s>OK?</s>
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Old 12-07-2000, 10:14 PM   #20
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<s>What a moron</s> Uh......yeah, thats how ya do it.
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Old 12-08-2000, 12:17 AM   #21
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<s>Everybody here is being such a jack@ss. </s>

You guys are great.

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Old 12-08-2000, 12:33 AM   #22
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<s>I'll kill you in your ****ing sleep</s>

Its great to be appreciated!
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Old 12-08-2000, 11:15 AM   #23
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<s>How long are you guys going to keep scoring things out?</s>
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Old 12-08-2000, 06:28 PM   #24
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Old 12-09-2000, 12:19 AM   #25
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I don't believe this. Would some kind Sith please delete this idiot's post, (Duke's, not mine ).

And, IMHO, you have every right to ban him...
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Old 12-09-2000, 12:48 AM   #26
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"HELLO I AM DUKE. I AM FAG! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO"

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