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Old 03-18-2006, 08:48 PM   #1
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Stuff that makes you think.

Post phrases that really make you think. Like the question "what came first, egg or chicken?"


If you took a compass into space, which way would it point?


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Old 03-18-2006, 09:01 PM   #2
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Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or a really fat guy???
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Old 03-18-2006, 09:37 PM   #3
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If you took a compass into space, which way would it point?

Depends, if there is something magnetic near you, it would point towards the north pole of the the magnetic field. If not, it would just point towards nothing in particular.

If Hitler had been born somewhere other than germany, would he still have started a war? If not, would it matter if he had different parents?

Is there a goWhat is the longest phrase that is the samething backwards and forewards?

Why can I come up with so may of these?

How did the creator of the Hitch-Hicker's Guide to the Galaxy come up with the number 42?

How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us?

IS THREE TIMES REALLY A CHARM?

Why is seven so lucky?

Why is it that when you aren't told to do something, you will do it, but when you are told to do something, you really don't want to do it?

Why is it that I came up with these one after another, or rather, in under two minutes?

Why do I have to have suc long posts?

Why are you still reading this?

Honestly.


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Old 03-18-2006, 09:57 PM   #4
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How the crap do we know that dolphins are smarter than us?
They aren't. They have bigger brains , but our brains are more complex. It's like humans-windows XP. Dolphins-windows95. Computer referances. Gotta love 'em.

Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply .


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Old 03-18-2006, 10:02 PM   #5
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Time started at the beginning of the univers so there couldn't be a before the universe because time didn't start until the universe began. Think about it deeply .
Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense.

Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things.

Only NOOBS don't that.



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Old 03-19-2006, 10:08 AM   #6
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Who said time did start at the beginning of the universe? It took time to create a universe, so there had to be time before hand, other wise what would cause time to start? Somthing to age? that doesn't make sense.

Time is a constant, it isn't an object you can take away, or create two of, it is just a way to describe the constant flow of things.

Only NOOBS don't that.

I The universe started when a small superconcentrated ball of matter suddenly appeared out of nothing. time started right at the moment the ball appeared. the ball then exploded sending matter around creating the universe we know.


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Old 03-19-2006, 10:38 AM   #7
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who would win in a fight? me or a couger?


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Old 03-19-2006, 10:43 AM   #8
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who would win in a fight? me or a couger?
That depends. How big is the couger.


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Old 03-19-2006, 11:04 AM   #9
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Cougar of course wins.

Douglas Adams got 42 from a chess computer computing a 6 times 8 wrong.

Who would win, Naked Snake or Sam Fisher? (My money's on SNAKE, he can just CQC slam Sam into the ground and it's all over.)

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Old 03-19-2006, 11:07 AM   #10
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Why are bad days consistently bad days? Why can't you just have one spot of bad luck and be over with it?

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Old 03-19-2006, 12:03 PM   #11
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That depends. How big is the couger.

ten inches tall.


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Old 03-19-2006, 12:15 PM   #12
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ten inches tall.
You would win.

If it's called a t.v "set" how come we only get one?


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Old 03-19-2006, 01:01 PM   #13
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us?
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Old 03-19-2006, 01:30 PM   #14
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Why is it that the best tasting foods are bad for us?
When you go to court you put your life in the hands of 12 people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food. There's a lot of mice!

If #2 pencils are still the most popular why are they still #2?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot tourists?

If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?


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Old 03-19-2006, 02:28 PM   #15
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What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.



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Old 03-19-2006, 02:46 PM   #16
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What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.
Who the heck are you?


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Old 03-19-2006, 07:07 PM   #17
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How do you know when Sour Cream goes bad?
What way does the wind blow over the ocean?
Why do people buy backscratchers?


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Old 03-19-2006, 10:41 PM   #18
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Does it take more licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop depending on the flavor?
If you get a star on a wrapper of a tootsie pop, do you REALLY get a free one?
Why is coke so damn irristable?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHIFFON?
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Old 03-20-2006, 03:43 AM   #19
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Riddle:
What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?


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Old 03-20-2006, 01:38 PM   #20
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Aw man, I'm terrible with riddles. I'll have to think about it.

Why do we say, "It's as cold as Hell outside?"
Do stairs go up or down?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:46 PM   #21
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Riddle:
What has 7 letters, cannot be seen, is greater than God, more evil than Satan, rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it you will die?
Hah. Heard this one in 2d grade. Nothing. Nothing has seven letters. Nothing is greater than God. Nothing is more evil than satan. Rich people need nothing (they already have everything they need). Poor people have nothing.
If you eat nothing, you will die.


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Old 03-20-2006, 03:34 PM   #22
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Did anyone answer Paranoidish's question?
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:10 PM   #23
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:49 PM   #24
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If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

If someone who plays a piano is called a pianist, what do we call someone who races cars?

How long did the Hundred Years War last?

Which country makes Panama hats?

From which animal do we get catgut?

In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

What is a camel's hair brush made of?

The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

What was King George VI's first name?

What color is a purple finch?

Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


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Old 03-20-2006, 05:45 PM   #25
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will darth ever get over her obsesstion of project runway?


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Old 03-20-2006, 09:07 PM   #26
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When will the sun explode and kill us all?
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I'm watching the National Geographic channel. AHAHAHAsomeonekillme.

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Old 03-20-2006, 09:09 PM   #27
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will darth ever get over her obsesstion of project runway?
Maybe the project runway, but NEVER DANIEL VOSOVIC!! He's posatively skrumptious!
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:45 PM   #28
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When will the sun explode and kill us all?
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I'm watching the National Geographic channel. AHAHAHAsomeonekillme.
If we stay on this planet for about 5,000,000,000 years, then yes.
And no I won't kill you.


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Old 03-23-2006, 08:17 PM   #29
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What are the Psychonauts fan pages? I can't remember.
Which ones? Try googling Psychonauts.

I have one

Why is orange juice yellow?


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Ten thousand sushi dinner cry for vengeance."

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Old 07-18-2007, 03:49 AM   #30
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Hey here's one, why did we make this thread?

OH YEAH, GOLDEN AGE.

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Old 07-18-2007, 03:55 AM   #31
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i could easily answer all of these questions but i dont think i'll bother.

here's one:

HOW IS IT THAT RD IS DYING
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Old 07-18-2007, 03:06 PM   #32
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:21 PM   #33
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Will Stephen Colbert Eat Jon Stewart (for ratings)?

Will Ninja ForPrez gain a foothold in the presidential race?
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Old 07-18-2007, 06:41 PM   #34
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A human (male or female, doesn't matter):

Morning: Baby - crawls along with hands and feet; four 'legs'

Evening: Adult - walks on two feet/leg

Afternoon: Senior - walk on two feet/leg and a cane (3d leg)
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The phrase, "You suck."

The phrase, "Worth reading"

Topics like college, money, and service always make me think if I'm really up to it.

Manorexia, what does it mean?
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Old 07-18-2007, 07:19 PM   #36
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Ninja for Prez damn well better win this election. My life depends on it.

As for a question, hmmmm.

Do you think we are killing the planet?

And as a follow up question,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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Decisive!!!

manorexia = male anorexia nervosa
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Decisive!!!

manorexia = male anorexia nervosa
I guessed the first two parts, but the third-intriguing.
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'Anorexia Nervosa' is the full name of the condition, just that general consensus shortens it to Anorexia.
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