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Old 08-23-2002, 07:11 PM   #1
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500 ways you know you are a newb

well, post your funny things that make you know you are a newb to jedi outcast
don't do 1 to 500 all on your own, leave some for the rest of us..do only 10 at a time (max)

and please try to keep the numbers

and YES we can go over 500

1. You wonder what the difference is between each skin...does the stormtrooper have more armour...does luke have only light side force whilst desann only has dark side force...which is the strongest?

2. You play single player and are disapointed by the fact that you don't get to fight darth vader or be luke

3. You use mind trick in multiplayer and wonder what that wierd sound is while everybody uses sight...then you acuse the people of cheating because they could see you.

4. You wonder why everybody turns yellow when you use force sight.

5. You wonder why you can't use lightning forever...why does it stop eventually?

6. You wonder what "that cool move that always kills you where they jump into the air and fall down"


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:14 PM   #2
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7. On FFA_Deathstar...
"Hmm, what does this button do?" ZAP!

8. Wonders what "Absorb" and "Protect" do.

9. Never changes their stance from default.

10. Uses Bryar Pistol all the time.


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Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
In the land of California, in the heat of San Jose the dark haired PSIONIC JEDI forged in secret a master computer to control all others and into this computer he poured his money, his computer parts and many screws
One computer to rule them all. One computer to find the foes
One computer to bring them all to hell and in the darkness conquer
In the online gaming world where the envying ones lie.
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Old 08-23-2002, 07:20 PM   #3
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Your always running around asking people how to kick.


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:21 PM   #4
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Old 08-23-2002, 07:22 PM   #5
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11. Fires charged Bryar at jedi over and over and over. Dies, comes back, and repeats.

12. DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA.....

13. Accuses someone of using Force Push when you kick them and they fall down in a FFA duel. (mostly 1.02 and 1.03)


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:23 PM   #6
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14. Continues to empty there force on you and never wonders why you don't dodge it or why your turning blue
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Old 08-23-2002, 07:27 PM   #7
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15. "Wonder what that funny extra sound is whenever i use a force power on people....when the turn blue.....oh well......WHY THE **** AREN'T THE DIEING YOU CHEATING BASTARDS"

16. You wonder why you can't train peons


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:32 PM   #8
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16. You constantly run around with this bind
"I'LL STOP TALKING IN CAPS IF I CAN FIND MY DAMN CAPS"

17. This one is for computers in general:
"Which key is the any key?"


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:37 PM   #9
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18.Anytime you lose you call whoever beat you a "Noob"

19:If you get beated by a generic Padawan, it's because he "had no style"
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Old 08-23-2002, 07:39 PM   #10
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20. Your name is "Padawan"

EDIT: DUDE, only 480 more to go!!!


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Old 08-23-2002, 07:43 PM   #11
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21.Whenever you heal you must by default run from your opponent

22.You constantly jump at someone and get pushed down a hole only to return

23. You always return to the person beside the cliff in FFA_Bespin even though you know you will be thrown

24.You never swich weapons, and just stand where you spawn and attept to kill others with your Bryar

25. You don't know any other stance than Blue
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Old 08-23-2002, 08:10 PM   #12
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26. You wonder why the shots keep hitting their lightsaber instead of killing them




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Old 08-23-2002, 08:13 PM   #13
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27. You have no force powers at all (oops forgot to add pts; n00b!)

28. Use laser weapons against a Jedi facing you.

29. Fire rockets; close quarters- at no one in particular but yourself.


Without fear, there is no courage
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
In the land of California, in the heat of San Jose the dark haired PSIONIC JEDI forged in secret a master computer to control all others and into this computer he poured his money, his computer parts and many screws
One computer to rule them all. One computer to find the foes
One computer to bring them all to hell and in the darkness conquer
In the online gaming world where the envying ones lie.
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Old 08-23-2002, 08:21 PM   #14
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30. You try and get members of this forum banned.
31. You didn't believe some of the bugs I reported.
32. You post anything relevant on this message bored.
33. You complained about /kill
34. Your name is RpTheHotrod.
35. You haven't heard of DSbr.
36. You run around with a saber and roll around a lot.
37. You actually think that the clan this site is trying to create will be the best.
38. You complain about someone using speed after grabbing the flag in ctf.
39. You have ever played in an rpg game without the intent of pissing everyone in it off.
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Old 08-23-2002, 08:25 PM   #15
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40. You constanly flame people!
41. You consider positive exploits part of the game and call others that don't use them too full advantage "N00bs"
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Old 08-23-2002, 08:30 PM   #16
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42) Any type of single move whore (spin, lunge, finisher, dfa)
43) Chat killers
44) Peace killers
45) Anyone who uses the Jar Jar model. That is just an unexcused action.


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Old 08-23-2002, 08:40 PM   #17
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46. You have 198 posts at this moment.
47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters.
48. Your clan has a jedi council.
49. You go around with an apprentice.
50. You go around with a master.
51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3.
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Old 08-23-2002, 08:52 PM   #18
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52) you call someone a 1337 H4X0R for moving too fast when they use rage+speed+strafejump all at once.
53) your name is JA Silver
54) you win an imaginary 98/100 games on BF's server where all the most skilled players play (cept for sharpsucks cause he was banned BAHAHAHA)
55) you are a habitual liar about things that are completely irrelevant such as who is in your clan
56) you try to dfa the flag carrier in a saber+guns ctf server
57) you use your saber for anything else than blocking projectiles and pleasuring yourself (if you're a girl)
58) you whine about other people owning you and then accuse them of using aimbots cause 'your aim is just too damn good'
59) you are one of the people that is trying to ban geez for the *ahem* graphical errors that keep appearing on this poor guy's monitor
60) you play a gametype that you know absolutely nothing about and then tell the people that play that gametype all the time that they dont know what they're doing or that what they're doing is 'wrong' or 'immoral'


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Old 08-23-2002, 09:04 PM   #19
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61. you registered in Apr 2002 and posted more than 1000 messages on LucasArts Forum.


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Old 08-23-2002, 09:54 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by TK_GEEZus!
46. You have 198 posts at this moment.
47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters.
48. Your clan has a jedi council.
49. You go around with an apprentice.
50. You go around with a master.
51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3.
Bahahahaha!

1.I have no clan
2.I have no idea what that comment was about
3.nope
4.nope
5. I am the one useing Guns in guns servers, great homework you've done, As for /kill, it is a FPS standard and in JO it is more of an exploit, exploit meaning it was not meant to be used in the way "good" players use it.

Back to the topic:

62. Anything that benifits you is never an explot and anyone who complains about it is of couse a noob
63. You enforce the saber off rule and try to kick and grip people to death
64. You always get disconnected from Moded server and never know why


edit: Aoshi, Who would use aimbots for JK2? lol
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Old 08-23-2002, 10:14 PM   #21
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It would be practical in the promod as your blocking and damage is deturmied by if you crosshair is on the enemy.

65.) You start at thread listing ways of being a n00b and you double post in it and double post the same numbers (16).


Anywho, no offence. Just funning the youngsters.


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Old 08-23-2002, 10:18 PM   #22
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65. You make comments about how great your team is even though your team doesn't play JKII anymore

66. You think that Ravens patches have nothing to do with weapons owning sabers so easily

67. You actually believe that there is a code of honor in JKII and follow it without fail

68. You think 1.04 is the most skilled patch yet.

69. You ask that Raven nerf weapons and saber moves that you can't find a way to counter

70. You think JediMod "saved the game"

71. You believe this game was actually designed to be weapons only and sabers were added for variety


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Old 08-23-2002, 10:44 PM   #23
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72. Your signature says: 1.02 - got us addicted and I don't need no stinking patch!
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Old 08-23-2002, 10:46 PM   #24
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73. You don't realize that pressing 1 wasn't meant to do anything and is only a graphical error.
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Old 08-23-2002, 10:46 PM   #25
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74. You troll this board talking about lame admins and other saber-related newbisms.


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Old 08-23-2002, 10:49 PM   #26
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75. If your name is NeoJSlayer


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Old 08-23-2002, 10:53 PM   #27
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Old 08-23-2002, 10:56 PM   #28
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77- you post this poll - "Is there a possibility that cogs have been released for jk2?"


Battlefield 1942........
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:04 PM   #29
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78. You are so hurt by someone referring to you as a newb that you change your avatar.
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:23 PM   #31
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80. Your name is Psionic Jedi.
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:30 PM   #32
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80. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.

Should read 81 you guys forgot to count help guy up there.

So, 81. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.


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Old 08-23-2002, 11:35 PM   #33
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82. You use this 500 ways you know you are a noob thread to flame others based on their name or av.


Without fear, there is no courage
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
In the land of California, in the heat of San Jose the dark haired PSIONIC JEDI forged in secret a master computer to control all others and into this computer he poured his money, his computer parts and many screws
One computer to rule them all. One computer to find the foes
One computer to bring them all to hell and in the darkness conquer
In the online gaming world where the envying ones lie.
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Old 08-23-2002, 11:41 PM   #34
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83. For not reading above to see why things are justified.


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Old 08-23-2002, 11:54 PM   #35
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84: You press alt-f4 when someone tells you to do so.....


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Old 08-23-2002, 11:58 PM   #36
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85. You roleplay that your are a star wars character and have HONORABLE JEDI BATTALS.


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Old 08-24-2002, 12:18 AM   #37
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86. You flirt or emote kiss another player just because they use a female player model

87. You jump really really high near ledges.

89. You swing your saber randomly and yards away from a gunner aiming at you.


Without fear, there is no courage
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
In the land of California, in the heat of San Jose the dark haired PSIONIC JEDI forged in secret a master computer to control all others and into this computer he poured his money, his computer parts and many screws
One computer to rule them all. One computer to find the foes
One computer to bring them all to hell and in the darkness conquer
In the online gaming world where the envying ones lie.
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Old 08-24-2002, 12:23 AM   #38
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90) if you say that you own all the time without proof or anyone to back you up
91) if you use the excuse 'i wasnt trying' ever

on a side note i do acknowledge people that are my superiors, but not some idiot who goes on these forums and makes up lies about our clan and others and says stuff like

'thanks HK boys never showed. Thanks to you two Bf guys for showing. Well get them next time.'

when on that same day our clan had a twl tournament and we were all on our server thus none of us could make it to the scrim anyways. you really need to get your **** straight before you open your fat, popcorn stuffing, candy eating, **** smelling mouth you JEDEYE MASTAR SABAR DEULIN WANNAB.


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Old 08-24-2002, 12:31 AM   #39
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92 You wonder how to pick up those floating guns, you can't find a "pick up" key
93 You stand still for 5 min in 1st person mode because you are trying to see your feet, but you can't find it!
94 You use a red saber when you play the dark side, and a blue saber when you are playing the light side.
95 You never use the Stormtrooper becasue you think that you will act dumber and weild the saber ineffectivly
96 You press the right mouse button when being shot at becasue you think that it is the block button, and wonder why you die.
97 While holding the Trip mine, you press the alt attack button and wonder why you die.
98 You think the byrar pistol is the best weapon, since it comes with a saber.
99 You stay idle for the entire game wonder how to get a stun baton
100 In CTF, you wonder why you can't catch your own flag
101 Since jedi block shots when they are spinning, you wonder why you die when you spin around at a merc.



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Old 08-24-2002, 01:18 AM   #40
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102.) You bicker like children and use every other persons post as a new way to make pot shots at them.

103.) You hate people just because they don't agree with you or don't believe every word you say at the drop of a hat even when you're constantly lacking proof.

104.) You hate/make fun of Psionic Jedi. Hes a pretty cool guy even though I only played with him a couple times.

151.) (Lets skip some so we can just say we used the next 47 posts for stupid reasons but dont actually do so) If you run away from people durring a dueling game because you're low on health.


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