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Old 12-21-2000, 10:30 PM   #1
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Solstice Party!!!

That's right peeps, party over here!

Welcome aboard the SDF Trickster's Justice, flagship of, well, me!

Before we kick off the Solstice festivities, a few general warnings: This ship is crewed by Hapans, Dathomirians, and Cathars. All female, but my kind of females; smart, skilled, and deadly. Be careful who you hit on.

Second, the open spaces of the ship have been converted into forests. They include live rancors, kell dragons, whuffa, dianoga, and at least one very big Chalaran tiger don't feed the animals. Don't taunt the animals. Above all, don't shoot at the animals.

The ship is in emergency lighting for the Solstice festival, and bonfires are being lit throughout the forest.

Festivities include bonfire dances, swimming, dancing, and rare delicacies (food or female ).

BYOB (Niner will be coming by later with a shuttle full of kegs), and no vornskrs allowed.

Now then, let's kick it!

*dials up Hole's Oi To The World on intercomm*

Now this is a stereo system!

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Old 12-21-2000, 10:37 PM   #2
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*Gets Drunk*

*Hits on Dathimirian Chick*

*Laughs at a wart on her rancor*

*Gets fed to rancor*
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Old 12-21-2000, 10:54 PM   #3
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What the heck is a Solstice?
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Old 12-21-2000, 11:09 PM   #4
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*Gets the Chalaran Tiger drunk and shoots out the intercom*

I hate that song!!!!!!!!!!

*Stabs a Rancor in the head and walks off mumbling*

This guy doesn't even have a Krayt Dragon!
Wuss!

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Old 12-21-2000, 11:25 PM   #5
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Hey, it smells funny in here...
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Old 12-21-2000, 11:30 PM   #6
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*Sniffs tha air*
Its called you.
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Old 12-21-2000, 11:35 PM   #7
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Sorry if I vanished for a bit; my comp crashed. Again. Bloody modem's worse than the Falcon's hyperdrive.

The Solstice is the shortest day/longest night of the year. Traditionally celebrated by pre-Christian cultures (most notably the Celts), Solstice is actually the origin of modern Christmas. When Christianity caught on, they adopted Solstice as the day of Christ's birth. Because of calendar changes in medieval times, the days (Solstice and the 25th) are now slightly out of synch.

It's also the first official night of Winter.

And the current song is Strong by Velvet Chain (courtesy of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack).

And Commander, the tiger's name is Tiamat. You remember Battle Cat from the old He-Man cartoons? *evil grin*

I don't have krayt dragons because the rancors kept eating them.

BTW, drinks are now on Nitro.

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Old 12-22-2000, 12:17 AM   #8
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Bugger it! I'm gonna have to bail for a while; my comp's being worse than usual.

<small>Damn thing can't even crash right. It has to go down one program at a time.</small>

BTW, I'm finally finished exams, and heading home this weekend.

*redials CD player to Play With Me by Extreme*

Sure, it's 80s music, but the girls love it.

*wanders over to the Dathomirian bonfire and starts Buffydancing with Col. Sheena*

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Old 12-22-2000, 12:21 AM   #9
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Are you sure the krayt dragons weren't eating the Rancors then leaving?

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Old 12-22-2000, 12:25 AM   #10
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*walks around*

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Old 12-22-2000, 12:30 AM   #11
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I have nothing posistive to say...
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:37 PM   #12
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:41 PM   #13
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Thumbs up

And the award for the most useless post goes to....*drum rolls*....Zargon!!!! *crowd goes insane*
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:43 PM   #14
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:44 PM   #15
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hm?
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Old 12-22-2000, 02:58 PM   #16
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I have now come to the conclusion that you sir, are a moron.
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Old 12-22-2000, 03:26 PM   #17
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How jolly this conclusion of yours is. Do you mean "moron" in the sense of "very stupid" or "mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education"
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Old 12-22-2000, 04:24 PM   #18
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Do you mean "moron" in the sense of "very stupid"
YES
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Old 12-22-2000, 05:06 PM   #19
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The Ruuber Band will be playing songs from their first album, Latex, on Monday when Nitro get's back. CD orders will be taken at ICQ #31437779. (Seriously) Cost is $10 + S&H. (S&H price will vary depending on location)

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Old 12-22-2000, 05:18 PM   #20
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Rubber Band? Latex?
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Old 12-22-2000, 06:39 PM   #21
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walks in, takes the beer, sets nuke, and leaves.

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Old 12-22-2000, 08:20 PM   #22
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Now who left this here?

*picks up nuke and tosses it out an airlock, then resumes dancing with amazons*

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Old 12-22-2000, 10:14 PM   #23
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*Gets Drunk and throws GL out an airlock then passes out*
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Old 12-22-2000, 11:53 PM   #24
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*with the nuke gone, overloads the generators, locks the door. and once again leaves*

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Old 12-23-2000, 01:29 AM   #25
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*Turns off the generators and starts looking for Admiral*
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Old 12-23-2000, 01:21 PM   #26
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*resets the generators and locks the airlock so the Admiral can't get back aboard*

Astarta, would you assign a couple of your guards to the hangar bay to "bounce" the Admiral?

<FONT COLOR = "white">Right away, sir.</FONT>

Thank you.

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