lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: 30 Fun Things To Do in the Car
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 12-23-2000, 07:13 PM   #1
Commander 598
Catachan
 
Commander 598's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Random Swamp, Louisiana
Posts: 1,542
30 Fun Things To Do in the Car

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look
of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it
looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when
driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or
sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an
obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them,
stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out
the window.

22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then
get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.


------------------

Official XWA Gundam Pilot
Commander 598 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 08:02 PM   #2
Darth Sceltor
Sithinator
 
Darth Sceltor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,557
Post

<font size="7">SPAM!!!!</font>
Darth Sceltor is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 08:22 PM   #3
Commander 598
Catachan
 
Commander 598's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Random Swamp, Louisiana
Posts: 1,542


Commander 598 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 09:47 PM   #4
Jem
Senior Member
 
Jem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Ottawa, Canada.
Posts: 1,756
Post

Isn't there a rule in the forum against publicity???

------------------
I don't fear death because if It happens to me I won't have to worry about it.

[This message has been edited by Jem (edited December 24, 2000).]
Jem is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 09:58 PM   #5
Commander 598
Catachan
 
Commander 598's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Random Swamp, Louisiana
Posts: 1,542
Question

????????????
Commander 598 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 10:44 PM   #6
JR2000Z
Ass-hole Extaordinaire
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: SOL system
Posts: 4,170
Ive only did 8 and 9 and maybe 4.Besides I dont drive.

Now how much spam can we put up with.
JR2000Z is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-23-2000, 11:18 PM   #7
Admiral
Ruler of Valhalla
 
Admiral's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Valhalla
Posts: 5,359
Roleplayer 
Post

lol

------------------
"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Admiral is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-24-2000, 01:22 AM   #8
Darth Sceltor
Sithinator
 
Darth Sceltor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 1999
Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,557
I should try them now that I have my license.
Darth Sceltor is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-27-2000, 06:49 PM   #9
Jem
Senior Member
 
Jem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Ottawa, Canada.
Posts: 1,756
Thumbs up

hey about that spam thingy, if you have any free time download this mp3 with napster:
artist: Monty Python
title: Spam


it's funny and worth it.
Jem is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-27-2000, 08:00 PM   #10
Vark111
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Post

Quote:
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
Actually, I think a Suburban that passed me this morning on the way to work was doing this exact thing. At the stop light, the driver was perfectly still (good looking blonde girl, too), but the truck was doing some *serious* rocking. Nobody in the passenger seat. Back windows tinted so I couldn't see in. I just had a hunch that's what was going on.

------------------
It takes all kinds... The question is, what is 'it'?
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-28-2000, 01:06 AM   #11
Nitro
Now Dr. Horrible is here!
 
Nitro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Atlantic Canada
Posts: 5,885
10 year veteran! Forum Veteran 
Post

D00D!!! That was me in the back!!! I was playing a rousing game of 'Hide the Salami'. My friend's girlfriend had a sister who needed some holiday loving, so I took the job, looking for a quick buck... She wouldn't even wait till we got to his apartement! I ended up paying Josh like $50 to get the back seat cleaned... Damn stains.

------------------
*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

This post has been brought to you by Nitro
Nitro is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-29-2000, 04:29 PM   #12
Zargon
old beyond my years
 
Zargon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Urbana, Il
Posts: 5,691
10 year veteran! 
Wink

ew, gross, but nice, good work Nitro!
Zargon is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-29-2000, 08:40 PM   #13
JR2000Z
Ass-hole Extaordinaire
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: SOL system
Posts: 4,170
We dont want to hear anymore of your dream Nitro.
JR2000Z is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-30-2000, 03:20 AM   #14
Nitro
Now Dr. Horrible is here!
 
Nitro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Atlantic Canada
Posts: 5,885
10 year veteran! Forum Veteran 
Post

Well, thank you, Zargon
Nitro is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-30-2000, 03:25 AM   #15
Nitro
Now Dr. Horrible is here!
 
Nitro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Atlantic Canada
Posts: 5,885
10 year veteran! Forum Veteran 
Angry

Well, f*ck you, JR2000Z.
Nitro is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-30-2000, 03:29 AM   #16
Nitro
Now Dr. Horrible is here!
 
Nitro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Atlantic Canada
Posts: 5,885
10 year veteran! Forum Veteran 
Arrow

...
Nitro is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-30-2000, 03:33 AM   #17
Nitro
Now Dr. Horrible is here!
 
Nitro's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Atlantic Canada
Posts: 5,885
10 year veteran! Forum Veteran 
Post

Just kidding!

------------------
*Joker, to the helicopter gunner*

"How can you shoot women, and children?"
"Easy! You just don't lead 'em so much!!!"
-Full Metal Jacket

This post has been brought to you by Nitro
Nitro is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 12-30-2000, 02:47 PM   #18
JR2000Z
Ass-hole Extaordinaire
 
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: SOL system
Posts: 4,170
Anytime.
JR2000Z is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > XWingAlliance.net > 1. XwingAlliance > XWA Community Center > 30 Fun Things To Do in the Car

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:56 AM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.