The I Ban You Game

[Nick Virago]

I ban you because post nº 2000 is definitely going to be mine... mwahahahahahaha

[urluckyday]

I ban all of you because this lame thread has kept returning from the depths...

[Nick Virago]

I ban you because I have already banned everyone and even attempted to close this thread on page 10

[Frenkieee]

I ban you believing what you want to believe

[Samnmax221]

I ban you because even though we made it past 1000 posts in under a year I think we can do better, lets shoot for another 1000 in 6 months.

[milo]

I ban you cuz **** YOU ARNOLD YOU FOOTBALL-HEADED ****ING ****

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because I call dibs on post nº 1337. Let it be known.

[Ray Jones]

I bang you because man, I just can't get enough.

[Samnmax221]

I bang you too.

[Ray Jones]

I bang you back because I'm not like the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket said.

[Samnmax221]

I bang you back, cause I've got all the time in the world.

[Frenkieee]

I ban both of you cause if I ban just one of you, the other one may start to feel neglected.

[Klia]

I ban you because three e's? That's ridikulous!

[Samnmax221]

I ban you because........................................... AIDS.

[Klia]

Well, who gave them to me, hmm?

Oh, and you're banned.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you for getting AIDS without even having had participated in the banging going on earlier.

[King Dando]

I ban you because I believe another Swing Revival is imminent.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because that's about as likely as Aleister Crowley at a tent revival.

[Ray Jones]

I ban you just to get a feeling how it is to be the average LF admin.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you for making powerful enemies on a whim.

[Ray Jones]

I bong you so we both can be bad ass stoned.

[SeaTurtle]

I ban you because it's Thursday.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because Thursday's Child was a great Bowie song. I don't care what people say, Scary Monsters was not his last good album.

[Du Man]

I ban you both because of liking Bowie and bringing scary monsters in here. We fans of GF do not like you bringing your Bowies and scary monsters in here

[Ray Jones]

I ban you for alienating foreigners.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because Foreigner only had like six or seven good songs.

[Du Man]

i ban you for trying to change the subject back to Bowie

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because you need to tell me right now if Bowie and Foreigner ever teamed up without me knowing.

[Du Man]

i ban you for making me look like an idiot due to my lack of musical knowledge.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you since you haven't been banned in well over a week!

[Nick Virago]

Oh my god I can't believe this thread is still alive!!!

Oh, and I ban you for not having 5000 posts by now.

[King Dando]

I ban you for not having 5,000 posts by now.

Ahhhh, I love turning people's own bans against them.

It requires no thought whatsoever on my part.

[Nick Virago]

I ban you because he has been a user for 3 years more than me! He even has his own customized crappy line underneath his username.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because you need to learn how to better cope with your envy.

[Du Man]

I ban you for insinuating you were going to bring up David Bowie again with your posting presence.

[Du Man]

And I ban myself for needing a gf

...OH UM,,, I mean a GF!..yeah, um GF2... yeah! I need a Grim Fandango sequal!

yeah...whew....

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you for getting Be My Wife stuck in my head. (And for making me feel obligated to make a Bowie reference.)

[Du Man]

I ban you for reminding me that my dad got married at my age.

[itchythesamurai]

I ban you because love knows no deadlines. Besides, that kinda thing is for the living anyways.

[Du Man]

I ban you for cheering me up, bastard!