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Old 06-04-2006, 12:02 AM   #41
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"Do you need me to kill him like I did Oprah?" Kate asked Logan.
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"Nah... Vance is no big deal, just a space cowboy, now the power of the fearsome Unicorn Fist!" he shouted as he fired a horn out of his hand through Vance's leg. "OW! You shot me in the ****in' leg!" "Yeah... you might wanna fix that before it gets infected."


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Old 06-04-2006, 12:09 AM   #43
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"Hold on." Kate said as she walked up to Vance. She touched him on the leg, and it froze up. She held it for a second, and his whole body was frozen solid. "Sadly, I don't think we can melt him."
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Old 06-04-2006, 12:23 AM   #44
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"Well... there goes another character off the toy-line..."


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Old 06-04-2006, 12:33 AM   #45
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"Aww..." Kate said. "Well, I'm poofing back to my white room. I need to sleep." Kate waved bye to Logan and poofed off to her white room.
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Old 06-04-2006, 02:25 AM   #46
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Lizardman was waiting for her.

"Sssssso, we meet again," he said. He waited patiently for a response...surely she hadn't fallen asleep? "Hello?"

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Old 06-04-2006, 02:59 AM   #47
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I will be Kath the elemental angel that has a dual personality.
A young lady was at a lake waving her hands then a spiral of water appeared and it grew until *splash* "Aw, come on work if not I'll fail the combat test".


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Old 06-04-2006, 03:01 AM   #48
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"I must go, for somewhere that are wrongs to right, evil to stop, and little bits of carrot in your teeth. I would fix that, it can lead to insanity." and with that he rode the Groove Cannon back to Division 6.


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Old 06-04-2006, 11:10 AM   #49
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Abby was left alone, so she poofed to Tokyo, where she saw thousands of people.
Abby: OH YA!!!! TOKYO!!!!! YAYAYAY!!!!!! Okay, bored now.
*poofs back to whereever she was*
Abby: Okay, I hear Gerigia has a big four-weeling race today. But first, I need my four-weeler. *poofs to house*
Abby: Okays then. GEIRGIA GO!!!!
*poofs to Geirgia*


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Old 06-04-2006, 03:31 PM   #50
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Kate woke up and saw Lizardman in her room. "AHHH!!!!! LIZARDMAN!!! DIE!!!" Kate threw a water bottle at lizardman's head. "Ok, he's done....for now." Kate poofed off to meet Logan.
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Old 06-04-2006, 03:36 PM   #51
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"Arrgh!" cried Lizardman. The bottle knocked him unconscious.

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Old 06-04-2006, 03:41 PM   #52
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Kate poofed to find Logan "Dude, you'll never believe who I woke up to..."
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Old 06-04-2006, 03:52 PM   #53
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Logan was sitting in the VirtuTank, it was currently simulating a bacon factory. "Was it a 12 ft. tall marshmellow statue of Tom Cruise?"


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Old 06-04-2006, 03:54 PM   #54
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"No, though that would be even more scary. It was lizardman."
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Old 06-04-2006, 04:00 PM   #55
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"Ah yes... Lizardman... half liz, half ardman..."


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Old 06-04-2006, 04:58 PM   #56
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_ _ _ _

Somewhere in the timestream, a dude in black armor is travelling.

"um, Sarge, why am I travelling back in time?" said dude in black armor.

"For the last time, You have to find the phantom and the lizardman in order to save the future. Kelvin, you're the only person who can go into the time stream without getting horrible gas."

"Okaaaaaaaaay. Where am I gonna find these guys and how will this save the future?"

"Kelvin, stop asking questions."

"Yes sir."


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Old 06-04-2006, 05:55 PM   #57
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Suddenly Logan's wrist starting beeping. "Gasp of horror! There's a Class 2 temporal rift in progress!"


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Old 06-04-2006, 06:56 PM   #58
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"O RLY??" Said Kate, morphing into a snow owl.
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:38 PM   #59
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Kelvin soon exited the time stream and landed in a strang city with a very big tower and people with curly moustaches.

"Aw crap. Wheree am I now? Let's see, Paris ,France, (insert year in which RPG takes place). Well, the times right, but you got me in the wrong damn place!" said Kelvin as he looked for a transport.

"Sorry. Time travel is new technology and we still have a few bugs." said Kelvin's helmet.

"Well, could you at least send me some transport. A banshee would be nice." said kelvin.

" Do you want people to find out you're a Spartan from the future?"

"Well, you could put a cloaking device on it" said Kelvin.

"Fine, here!"

"Cool. I never rid a banshee before."

"Wait what do you mean you've never rid a banshee before"

Before he could finish the sentence Kelvin was already flying off.


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Abby had ended up getting arested durring the contest, so she poofed out of there.

Abby: Okay, bad idea trying to do a flip into the crowd. Oh wells.
Soon, she stared poofing around everywhere, until she suddenly stopped in the middle of France.

Abby: Oh snap. That's. Not. Good. Snap.
She started going around the city until she came across a croowd of people around a guy in black armor.

Abby:Cool! Armor!
Abby ran up to the guy and asked:
Abby: Hey, armor guy. You got that armor in pink AND black????


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Old 06-04-2006, 10:06 PM   #61
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(AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I ASKED NOT TO BE A SKELETON IN YOU SIG SMON!!!!!! RELENQUISH ME NOW CAUSE I'M SCARED!!!!!! OF ME!!)
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Old 06-04-2006, 10:08 PM   #62
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"Sorry kid. You can only get one color. If you want pink, you should talk to a friend of mine. His name is Donut. If you prefer black, well, wait a minute! I shouldn't be talking to you I should be looking for Lizardman! See ya, you weird girl who talks to random people in black armor."said Kelvin.


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Old 06-04-2006, 10:32 PM   #63
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(HA! At least SOME people like RVB. And you stole Tex's armor)

Abby: Ohhh,I know Mr. Lizard Man!!! He's cool, but ate Kate's muffin. I'll take you to him!

*Poofs*

Abby: Mr. Lizard Man, Guy in armor. Guy in armor, Mr. Lizard Man.


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Old 06-04-2006, 10:33 PM   #64
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"Ohh..my head..." Lizardman stirred into consciousness and observed his white walled surroundings. Noticing the bottle that had hit him nearby, he drank the contents. It was tepid and distasteful, but he was thirsty. Afterward, he seated himself on the white floor. His lizard-like tongue nonchalantly licked his eyeball as he reflected on his next move.

Suddenly, there was a poof, and two strangers were in front of Lizardman. He sprang up with lizardlike agility. "What'ssss all thisss then?"

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"Let's see... the anomolie just left Paris, France, and popped up in RoboFrance... I need to fix this." said Logan as he activated the Temporal Transfixer that zapped him there.

(Also, NEVER! Well maybe if I had a replacement pic, but it took me a while to make you Calaveranated!)


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(Hey I'll take her place. I wants to be calveranated!!!!!)


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(Hey I'll take her place. I wants to be calveranated!!!!!)
(Provide a pic!)


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(Hold on. Could you at least not make the hair all attached to my head,it's a little more poofy than that.)

Kate looked at Logan as he left. "Time for tea!!!" she yelled as she poofed to London to meet with her bestest friend Gemma for tea.
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(Hold on. Could you at least not make the hair all attached to my head,it's a little more poofy than that.)

Kate looked at Logan as he left. "Time for tea!!!" she yelled as she poofed to London to meet with her bestest friend Gemma for tea.
(Alas no, they're modelled after the characters in Grim Fandango, which have their hair attached to their head.)

Logan appeared before the trio of chaos and drew his Wy-Pistol. "You in the balck armor, you're in breach of interdimensional code twenty-nine sixty-eight; no altering the future without a permit from a Dominare; please present the permit or return to your own era."


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Kate poofed up in London, at the Anglomania Teahouse to meet her friend Gemma. They exchanged hugs, and chit chatted about their other friends Thomas, Pete, Mary, ect. over crumpets and hot tea. Afterword they went over to Carneby Street and spent their money on chic wardrobes. They looked like swinging 60's mods, riding through London on their rented vespa's.

Kate met a boy named Jack in town and they hit it off. They even had a date set, Gemma was uber jealous. Then, after their day of swinging fun, Kate poofed back to meet Logan and tell her new friend about her day.
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"That's sounds fantastic! Back to business, present permit, go back, or FRY." he said, voice stern but chaotic.


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"Ok. You deal with these..... ABBY!! oh, my muffin stealing foe is here to destroy my beauty before my date. Well, prepair for a kung-fu fight, with creepy american voiceovers too." Kate said, her mouth still moving after it was said.
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Concept Art of Logan drawn on Flash based on some doodles in my notebook:

WIELDING THE WY-PISTOL.


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I'd do Kate, but she basically is a teenage version of Gemma Ward fused with Kate Moss and myself. Which is super sexy.
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With a flash of his lizard-like tongue, Lizardman snatched Logan's Wy-Pistol. "Lookssss like the tablesss have turned, patrolman!" He said with thick lizard accent. Using his tongue, he waved the blaster around menacingly at the strange troupe.

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Kate saw lizard man and yelled "AHH!!!!! LIZARDMAN!!! DIE!!!" Kate then threw her vespa helmet at Lizardman's head.
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Logan pulled out the Groove Cannon. "I'm only supposed to use this as a last minute tactic, if it can send me to space imagine what it can do at close range."


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"Arrgh!" cried Lizardman. The helmet knocked him unconscious.


The Wy-Blaster rolled away from his tongue and lay on the floor.

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Kate telepathicly picked up the pistol and held it. "Oh Logan, you forgot the golden rule...."

there was a pause....

"Never trust a teenager." She then morphed into a blue creature, with red eyes, pink hair, and a floor sweeping red coat. "Toodaloo." She said as she poofed off, nobody aware of her warabouts.
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