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Old 02-27-2001, 08:39 AM   #121
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I'm a fascist myself. Long live dictatorship!!
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Old 02-27-2001, 08:58 AM   #122
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I'm a samurai. My social philosophies are sharp and incisive.



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Old 02-27-2001, 09:04 AM   #123
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Bah!

Could someone help me, and tell me (the clueless one) why my favorite smilie won't work?

Or is it just on my (also clueless) computer that it won't work?
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Old 02-27-2001, 06:00 PM   #124
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I think it isn't working becuase your comp doesn't like you.

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Old 02-27-2001, 06:02 PM   #125
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Old 02-27-2001, 07:21 PM   #126
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I'm a fascist myself. Long live dictatorship!!
hmmm, a true fascisti would NEVER want longevity of their glorious nation-state, for as one of our slogans goes "Better to live one day as a Lion, than a thousand years as the Sheep."

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Old 02-27-2001, 08:53 PM   #127
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'It is better to live one day as an electric sheep than to live a thousand lion-lifetimes!'

The benefits of energized grazing cannot be underestimated.

Note: lions aren't properly insulated to dispatch electrified prey.
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Old 03-05-2001, 08:18 PM   #128
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Over here in Sénégal it's the special time of year where for once, sheeps are the center of attention. What I mean by that is that poor lonely sheeps are adopted by caring families who take care of them and feed them well until the day of "Tabaski" arrives. On that very special day the cute and lovely animal is held by the head of the family who happens to have a knife and cuts the sheep's throat wide open thus ripping apart the entire neck and its inner structure and letting the blood leak, slur, flow, spread, belch forth, spew at a incredible rate: blood will follow blood and so on.
It's very interresting to see, trust me. Goats will also be sacrified, you see the coran says that does who don't have enough $$ to kill a sheep can slaughter a goat.

Anyways, I wanted to know:
can the "Electric Sheep" survive Tabaski ??

millions of sheep and goats will die slaughtered in about 24 hours, for now I can still hear my neighbour's but not for long. For that I have no school tomorow.
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Old 03-05-2001, 08:21 PM   #129
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To answer your question, electric sheep need a more varied diet than mere tabasco.* They usually graze wild on zap-grass and voltweed, but in captivity they usually get by on plain, old AC current straight out of the wall. This is where you must be absolutely sure that yours is an electric sheep, because normal sheep react quite differently when introduced to 220 AC!

Note: when dispatching these animals, it is important to be well insulated from the ground and wear proper electrician's gloves. I would suggest using a rubber-handled knife as well, for added safety.

Have a safe and fun killing spree.

<font size=1>*'Tabasco' is a hot pepper sauce made in the US.</font>

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Old 03-05-2001, 08:32 PM   #130
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trys to cut in to sheepp <FONT SIZE=5>*ZAPPPP!*</FONT>lies stunned on ground. <FONT SIZE=1>

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Old 03-05-2001, 08:34 PM   #131
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Ok, I will pass along the message because we don't do the Tabaski stuff, not our culture...

And what would come out instead of blood?? and if it's a 110 AC sheep is there no problem using an adaptor to plug it as a 220 or is the electric sheep equiped with one?
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Old 03-05-2001, 08:56 PM   #132
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Most electric sheep have internal adapters--it should say on the plug-in. Some newer models even come with their own modems for internet access.

Do they bleed? Of course they do...it's just that the iron in their blood is highly magnetized.
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Old 03-05-2001, 09:07 PM   #133
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Forsooth, I now understand although I doubt that many people here can afford an electric sheep for Tabaski.
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Old 03-06-2001, 04:55 AM   #134
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If one were to take that last sentence of Jem's and paste it up somewhere, out of context, it would be the craziest thing anyone has ever seen!

I can't believe we're still telling electric sheep jokes six pages later...
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Old 03-06-2001, 05:09 AM   #135
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From Mozart's Don Giovanni
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Donna Anna:
Tu sei!... perdon, mio bene -
L'affanno mio, le pene...
Ah! il padre mio dov'è?

Don Pecora Elèttrico:
Il padre? Lascia, o cara,
la rimembranza amara.
Hai pardre e pecora elèttrico in me.
If you didn't get that, trust me - it was hilarious.
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Old 03-06-2001, 12:44 PM   #136
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I am currently analysing and decoding your joke, I will soon laugh.
Oh yeah: I made a mistake, the sheep/goat slaughtering was this morning (about 8 hours ago)
and not this night like I thought.
Millions of sheep/electric sheep/goat are now dead.
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Old 03-06-2001, 01:19 PM   #137
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Was that Italian?, if it was it must lose something in the translation
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Old 03-06-2001, 01:20 PM   #138
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Dude, it's not a joke, it's a song.
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Old 03-06-2001, 01:34 PM   #139
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and this is the funny part

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Old 03-06-2001, 02:07 PM   #140
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Quote:
Originally posted by Keyan Farlander:

Donna Anna:
Tu sei!... perdon, mio bene -
L'affanno mio, le pene...
Ah! il padre mio dov'è?

Don Pecora Elèttrico:
Il padre? Lascia, o cara,
la rimembranza amara.
Hai pardre e pecora elèttrico in me.
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Miss Anna:
Tu sei!... pardon me, my dear sir -
My anxiety, sorrows you...
Ah! father of mine where art thou?

Sir Electric Sheep:
The father? Gone, or cara,
you remember loving.
To have father and electric sheep in me.

What's so Hilarious?? it's kinda 'ebete

and while I was decoding all of that thanks to my knowledge and pocket dictionary I supposed you meant pena instead of pene
you see pene means: well I don't want to risk getting in any trouble but this shoud help you: take pene and replace the last e with is and that's what pene means.
and it would be too weird for her to say:
My anxiety, to your pene

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Old 03-06-2001, 02:13 PM   #141
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I decoded it with Altavista Babel fish, the internet makes it so easy to be lazy
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Old 03-06-2001, 02:21 PM   #142
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jem:
What's so Hilarious?? it's kinda 'ebete

and while I was decoding all of that thanks to my knowledge and pocket dictionary I supposed you meant pena instead of pene
you see pene means: well I don't want to risk getting in any trouble but this shoud help you: take pene and replace the last e with is and that's what pene means.
and it would be too weird for her to say:
My anxiety, to your pene
I don't speak Italian - I copied that part from elsewhere on the web and replaced the needed parts, so that pene thing was not my fault

It's funny if you are familiar with this opera. Since it is one of the most famous operas, I thought most people would know this part. What makes it great is that you imagine an electric sheep singing to Donna Anna. That is funny! She is very sad over the death of her father, and Don Ottavio says she will have both a husband and father in him. In this new version, an electric sheep tells her she has both father and electric sheep in him. Get it? No? Well, I laughed when I thought of it...

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Old 03-06-2001, 02:27 PM   #143
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umm, yah, ok, sure...SECURITY!
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Old 03-06-2001, 02:28 PM   #144
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So, if androids dream of electric sheep, what do electric sheep dream about?
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Old 03-06-2001, 03:03 PM   #145
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Hi-Energy Capicitors, Alternators, and Power Plants
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Old 03-06-2001, 03:19 PM   #146
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Dang you all!
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Old 03-06-2001, 03:50 PM   #147
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I wish you twice what you wish for me
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Old 03-06-2001, 07:11 PM   #148
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Edlib, eh? New unit in the house! Welcome, and please be careful around the sheep...they are charged with high-voltage electricity!

Pecora elettrico, eh? Friggin' hilarious, dood. Plan on sharing any of that?
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Old 03-06-2001, 07:12 PM   #149
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Edlib, eh? New unit in the house! Welcome, and please be careful around the sheep...they are charged with high-voltage electricity!

Pecora elettrico, eh? Friggin' hilarious, dood. Plan on sharing any of that?
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Old 03-06-2001, 11:49 PM   #150
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Hey, I got a love ballad that I wrote for my electric sheep, and I think it gonna be a big, big hit. It's called "I Get A 12,000 Volt Kick Out Of Ewe"


Er.... Sorry. I had to. Please don't hurt me.

Besides, it's the amps that'll kill ya.
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Old 03-07-2001, 12:48 AM   #151
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Besides, it's the amps that'll kill ya.
Zoom and I went through all that already
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Old 03-07-2001, 02:48 AM   #152
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Yeah, well... Like they say in the old country: "There's nothing like flogging a dead horse". Or should that be "unplugged sheep"? I sure don't want to be the one the take an already silly thread into far uncharted territory. Maybe I should leave the sado-masochistic necro-bestiality subtext for another forum. What think you?
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Old 03-07-2001, 08:00 AM   #153
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Are you suggesting that the addition of electricity enhances the, uhm, domestic qualities of sheep?

That's horrible! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! *Zap!*-self! *Zap!*-self!

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Old 03-07-2001, 06:17 PM   #154
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
I can't believe we're still telling electric sheep jokes six pages later...
hum, make that seven pages later...
The electric sheep is immortal!

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Old 03-07-2001, 10:09 PM   #155
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Well, the rechargeable ones are, anyway...
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Old 03-07-2001, 11:17 PM   #156
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*Silently Wonders Why this Thread is Still Here*

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Old 03-07-2001, 11:30 PM   #157
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Experiment:

Materials needed: 1 Electric Sheep, 1 DS, 1 bucket of water.

Procedure attach DS to the Electric Sheep and throw water on the two, record results.

Data nce water was thrown on to DS and the Electric sheep DS was electricuted.

Conclusion:repeat as many times as possible, for better experiments used larger sheeps.



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Old 03-08-2001, 12:15 AM   #158
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For Best Result Preform on Humid Day with Loudspeaker and Cattle Prod...
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Old 03-08-2001, 08:06 AM   #159
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I'm trying to reproduce your results, but don't know what a 'DS' is. I ran the experiment once with Darth Sceltor on a hunch, and now I can't get him off the thing.*

Perhaps I will try a Death Sword next...



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Old 03-08-2001, 07:13 PM   #160
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A DS, is Darth Selector.

you can't electricute a sword

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