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Old 01-30-2007, 03:51 PM   #641
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Hot chocolate?
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Old 01-30-2007, 04:04 PM   #642
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Why are we talking about.........
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Condi??
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Old 01-30-2007, 05:48 PM   #643
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Condi Rice (([n][que][Aas(K)lr])): A common confectionary of Thailand, Condi rice was first stumbled upon by Swedish inventor, the late Proffessor Eric Von Hischenburg. It is whispered among the natives of America Amerikaans that the Proffessor stumbled across this dish by mistake in his kitchen. Upon stumbling upon the rice, he shouted at his wife, annoyed at her for leaving her Condi rice on the floor, begging to be stumbled across. He then uttered something maliciously backwards three times, and accused her of being a homosexual prostitute from southern Iran, at which point she threw the rice at him, burning him in a way which can only be described as "with rice". The act transformed him into the corpse he is today. This attempt at murder by Von's wife was considered "attempted murder" by a judge from Ireland called Paddy O'Harrold. It was later pointed out, by a Jamaican judge of the same name that since she did mureder him, the act of attempted murder was cancelled out by the cancelling out rule. Mrs. Proffessor was sentenced to six thousand and four billion years in prison for murder, and was let out three weeks later as a result of good behaviour.



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Old 01-30-2007, 06:27 PM   #644
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The real truth...

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Old 01-31-2007, 08:01 AM   #645
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There's only one truth. And it comes in liquid form.
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:03 AM   #646
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No McCoy, that's liquid Crack, liquid truth is Mountain Dew... because the Truth often leaves an unpleasant aftertaste.

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Old 01-31-2007, 08:54 AM   #647
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The truth is oh so manyfold, one of them is, that girls don't make poo, except maybe fat and ugly ones.


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Old 01-31-2007, 01:13 PM   #648
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The Queen doesn't release gas.

Ray, I know you know girls poo because I know you have had someone chain you to a bed, **** on your neck, and run off. That is the truth.
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Old 01-31-2007, 03:26 PM   #649
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Wrong. The truth is, it was my belly.


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Old 01-31-2007, 03:39 PM   #650
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You can't handle the truth.
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:38 PM   #651
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You can't handle David Duchovny.

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Old 02-01-2007, 12:42 AM   #652
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The Queen doesn't release gas.

Ray, I know you know girls poo because I know you have had someone chain you to a bed, **** on your neck, and run off. That is the truth.

O RLY?
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Old 02-01-2007, 03:42 AM   #653
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Was that really necessary?

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Old 02-01-2007, 03:55 AM   #654
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Want the truth to your question?


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Old 02-01-2007, 03:58 AM   #655
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Not from you...

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Old 02-01-2007, 04:01 AM   #656
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True truth is truly not depending to personal preferences.

But please. If you don't wanna know, you're not gonna know.


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Old 02-01-2007, 12:45 PM   #657
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NOT THE KWEEN:

YA RLY!
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:50 PM   #658
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NOT THE KWEEN:

YA RLY!
At least we don't have a Queen, prick.
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:05 PM   #659
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Yeah, you have George Bush...

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Wait, that's not the equivilent! You don't have a monarchy, the only history your country has is... truth, justice and freedom..?
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:08 PM   #660
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And rebellion! And war.....and stupidity....Man, the US sucks.
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Old 02-02-2007, 08:28 PM   #661
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Hey this was a great place until FDR became President. It would have gotten better if Barry Goldwater had been elected instead of LBJ, but LBJ was a ****, and thus the Vietnam War dragged on. It got slightly better for the 2 terms Reagan served, Jimmy Carter was very butthurt about it. Then Bush Sr. got in and raised taxes after he said he wouldn't raise taxes but did, then he went and said that Atheists weren't Americans. Then came the Clinton years, he could balance a budget but not do too much else.
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:01 PM   #662
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Bill Clinton, Making adultary popular, one denial at a time.
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:59 PM   #663
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Thats really between him and his wife, and that fat chick who did the disgusting thing with the cigar, really shes asking for an infection doing **** like that.
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Old 02-02-2007, 11:15 PM   #664
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Man, Bill could have done so much better. It'd be all kinds of messed up if Hillary had her own sex scandal though. Blarf.

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Old 02-02-2007, 11:21 PM   #665
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Theres this picture that I obviously can't embed in this post due to lewdness, I think some crazy Republican did it.
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Old 02-02-2007, 11:49 PM   #666
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Theres this picture that I obviously can't embed in this post due to lewdness, I think some crazy Republican did it.
Have you seen that one TV Funhouse that's mildly pertinent to what we're talking about? I enjoyed it.

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Old 02-07-2007, 03:39 PM   #667
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Joshi, that's an interesting change in your avatar. What is it? I can't quite make it out. Explain =]
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:00 AM   #668
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A tache, I stole it from Yosemite Sam.

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Old 02-08-2007, 08:13 AM   #669
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George Bush dies (hallelujah) and goes to hell.
The devil says ok we got three suites for the presidancy you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in and we'll kick that person out.

The first is Nixon creating a wall that stretches on forever.
Dubya says: aw no man my back couldn't handle that.
Ok says the devil lets try the next one

Theres Carter shovelling horse **** for eternity
Dubya says: aw no man, the smell would be hell on my sinus.

Ok, no problem says beelzebub, lets try the last one.

And there's Bill Clinton tied to a bed with Monica Lewinski on top shagging away for eternity.
George immediatley jumps at the prospect.

Fantastic! says the devil, right off you go Monica.
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:18 AM   #670
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It must be quite amazing for you Americans to have a President who looks like he's constantly staring directly into the sun.

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Old 02-08-2007, 03:08 PM   #671
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Haha! That was better than Brighteyes' joke! Nice joke though, Brightey... By the way, Joshi, I love your mustache! It's so manly!
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:46 AM   #672
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Well, I stole my joke from a stand up comedian/impressionist, but I'm pretty sure Brighty stoles his from somewhere so we're even.

And yes, the Tasche does make me look more manly...

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Old 02-09-2007, 08:56 AM   #673
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Ha. Manlyness. It looks like period blood sprinkling out.


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In which case I'd go get your wife/girlfriend/hooker checked out at the doctor's because that's certainly not what period blood is meant to look like.

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Old 02-09-2007, 09:30 AM   #675
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Hey, from now on, George Bush Sr is "George I" and the current prez is "George II." Let's hope we don't get another George Bush in office or it's 1776 again.

Also, we can refer to Gulf War as "Gulf War I" and Iraqi Freedom/bull****/etc as "Gulf War II..." if we can call their pathetic attempts a real war. The war's been over. We friggin' won; that's why we're over there and they're not here.
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The war's been over. We friggin' won; that's why we're over there and they're not here.
So all those attempted bombings lately were just elaborate practical jokes?

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So all those attempted bombings lately were just elaborate practical jokes?
I meant it as a mockery of how the US gov and the media labels "war." Calling it a war helps to justify staying as well as casualties on our side. We won the war but haven't won the hearts and minds of the people. It's a lot harder to convert people of different cultures the of similarly-minded people.
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:21 AM   #678
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In which case I'd go get your wife/girlfriend/hooker checked out at the doctor's because that's certainly not what period blood is meant to look like.
Wrong. First of all, this is not what Yosemite Sam's beard is meant to look like. Second, I said "looks like", which means "looks similar to", which leads us to the point where a minimum of brain would suffice to conclude what I mean.


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It isn't? That sucks cuz I stole it off of a picture of the guy...

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